Hilary Duff posted a little workout selfie, which worked out nicely for Soul Cycle, assuming the people following Hilary Duff aren’t just pervert dudes looking to see her sweaty cleavage because they used to jerk off to her when she was child star exploited by her parents…the way all kids should… And that they are people who appreciate her fitness, despite being thick as fuck, which I guess is in, with tree trunk strong legs, that are good at lifting things, like fridges…and taking abuse…like gangbangs…the thigns thick girls do…. The post Hilary Duff Workout Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Remember earlier this week when, to celebrate the sacred holiday of 4/20, Kim Kardashian put a surprising new line of merchandise on her website? Perhaps you don’t. It was 4/20, after all. To recap, Kim released some nifty new items like pieces of clothing proudly displaying the message “Sorry for what I said while I was high,” a few lighters, and something called an “ass tray.” But the most controversial item for sale was — wait for it — a prayer candle lovingly decorated with a photo of Kim as the Virgin Mary . Iconic, right? Or insanely blasphemous, depending on your outlook. As it turns out, many, many people were offended by the candle. And, as always , they took to social media to announce their displeasure. “Really your face on the candle of the Virgin Mary are you that vane?” one person asked her. “Ooh wee are you going to get the wrath of God.” Another outraged soul wrote “Have you no respect for the Virgin Mary!!!! I am offended by your candle! Shame on you disrespecting Jesus’ mother!” One particularly salty person said “If anything, your face deserves to be on the fire inside the candle.” But hey, to be fair, maybe Kim wasn’t fully aware of all the pieces in this new line or merchandise before she signed off on it, you know? She is a busy woman , after all. It could have been someone else’s idea, and she just agreed to it without really considering it. Well, that could be possible, if Kim didn’t step out in a Virgin Mary dress shortly after the controversy began. Yes, photos have made their way to the internet of Kim wearing a short, tight, see-through dress with a photo of Mary herself (not the Kim/Mary hybrid from the candle) right in the middle of her chest. She’s obviously not sorry. And the Catholic League itself considers the dress a step too far — they said as much in a scathing new statement they made about Kim. The statement begins with “We’ve never seen any indication that Kim Kardashian venerates the Blessed Virgin Mary — she is a former porn star — so her latest headline-grabbing stunt can only be seen as exploitative.” “Former porn star”? Yeah, this is going to get bad. The Catholic League takes issue with Kim’s candle, of course, but also with its inclusion with the other weed-tastic items. They also refer to an item with her “bare mammoth behind” on it. Amazing. Simply amazing. They hate on Kim’s dress, which, honestly, is actually kind of cute, then close the statement with a solid bit of shade. “We know that she and her family have been through a lot — their problems are mostly self-induced — but that is no excuse for ripping off Catholic iconography to make a quick buck and grab headline news.” View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian: 19 Reasons Why She Isn’t That Terrible Kim hasn’t responded to this statement or any of the controversy, and we doubt she will. But man, what a roller coaster this has been.
It's almost time for the new season of Marriage Boot Camp — are you excited?! You should be, because this season is a very special Reality Stars Family Edition, which means that we'll get to see four reality stars try to repair their relationships with their family. We'll see Kendra Wilkinson and her mother, which should be extremely messy , and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino with his two brothers, which should be Jersey Shore-style trashy. Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson will be there with his mother, and from what we've seen, it just looks like that will be terribly sad. The group will be rounded out with none other than Farrah Abraham and her parents, Debra and Michael. And that's where the magic lies . The show was kind enough to release an extended look at what goes down this season, and it's … well, it's disturbing and uncomfortable and really all the things we knew it would be. In Farrah's introduction video, she explains that “I'm here because I'm done with f-cking crazy ass drama in my life.” OK, honey. Sure. “I've seen my mom do very hurtful things,” she says, “and I've gone to the point where I was like, 'then f-cking die already.'” If she ever said “f-cking die already” to her mother, is there really any point in trying to salvage the relationship? Farrah also says that if she has to choose one word to describe her father, it would be “pansy,” so maybe they should all just pack up and save themselves some time. Oh, and she ALSO says that she has no family support and no family to help her, which is funny, considering we've seen her parents step up time and time again when she decided to chase fame instead of raising her daughter. Another fun fact: at one point this season, we get to see Chad Johnson's mother fight Farrah's father. See all this madness and so, so much more in the clip below:
It’s Friday, and as far as I’m concerned, there’s no better way to cap off another long workweek of drooling over hot nobodies and writing dick jokes than by posting another hot nobody showing off some serious cleavage. So here’s underrated hottie Alyssa Arce and her underboob to send you into the weekend with a five-alarm pants fire. You’re welcome. Continue reading →
It’s Friday, and as far as I’m concerned, there’s no better way to cap off another long workweek of drooling over hot nobodies and writing dick jokes than by posting another hot nobody showing off some serious cleavage. So here’s underrated hottie Alyssa Arce and her underboob to send you into the weekend with a five-alarm pants fire. You’re welcome. Continue reading →
Bella Thorne has a new show out – that is slated to be the biggest new teen show on TV, thanks to featuring Bella Thorne….I think it premiere’s tonight, because she’s been promoting it hard…as it is really going to put her on the map…despite her insane amount of instagram followers from being a Disney Kid turned exhibitionist proving that she is already on the map… Your big fear should be that this attention and success will make her lazy in her exhibitionism, because she’s got what she wants…a TV show, movies, work, success…money….and when a girl gets what her want, she gets less hungry, and gets tired of the attention…and stops the exhibitionism…TRAGIC.. But I guess we are versatile and can jerk off to her pretty much doing anything…like cleavage in a red dress with her red hair doing what I call the Jessica Rabbit. We are so flexible in our titty obsession….and by we I mean me…I just sometimes think there are more of us. The post Bella Thorne Jessica Rabbits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Farrah Abraham doesn’t get along with her Teen Mom OG costars. It’s a constant battle of Farrah vs. Amber Portwood, Catelynn Lowell and Maci Bookout, and we all know that. It’s pretty established at this point. For the past couple of weeks leading up to tomorrow night’s season premiere of the show, the feud has been heating up, with the other girls bashing Farrah in the press. Farrah responds with a statement about how she’s better than the other girls and how she’s above engaging with them, but she inevitably throws in an insult, proving that she’s not above it. It’s been a wild ride. But late last night, Farrah threw herself back into the fray, totally unprovoked. And it was … well, it was a little confusing, what with her complete inability to form a coherent thought . It was also very, very messy. “It’s Hilarity how I single handily made more views & ratings then all three stooges on @TeenMom,” she wrote on Twitter. “And make more ratings then 1offs sh!” … Girl . For one, we’re loving the phrase “It’s Hilarity,” and she should trademark it immediately in an attempt to pretend it was intentional (the reality is that she just doesn’t understand how words work). Two, if she does “single handily” get more views than Amber, Catelynn and Maci, AKA the Three Stooges, it’s because people can’t look away from a good trainwreck . Three, why is she calling the other moms one-offs? Is it because they haven’t expanded their reality show fame into porn stardom? Four — hey, we told you this is messy — she shared this message along with a photo of poor little Sophia’s Easter basket. Why? It’s hard to say. Why does Farrah do any of the things she does? But while her message was convoluted and dumb and generally just terrible, her followers still got the gist of it. And they were not down for Farrah’s Easter ego party. Some brave person gave her the cold, hard truth, writing “Nobody’s watching you because we think you’re talented, nice or a good mom. You’re more like a trainwreck. Bad but we can’t look away.” Many people told her that while they did watch Teen Mom OG, they skipped Farrah’s segments altogether. “Ratings are all you’ll ever be,” another person explained. “You’re just a pawn in MTV’s eyes. Drama brings ratings, so thank you for giving us great footage!” Then someone asked the real question of the evening: “Wtf does this have to do with your child’s Easter basket!?!” Honestly, the odds are that we will never know the answer to that. But don’t worry, we’re sure Farrah will do another dumb thing soon to take our minds off this nonsense. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs
