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Lindsay Lohan’s 30 Year Old Cleavage of the Day

People, except maybe Lohan, don’t take me seriously when I say she’s a glorious creature who has survived the hardships of living the overpaid Disney star life – becoming iconic before she even had her period – living as a disappointment to her family for ending the money train that she was on…..but to me…she’s better than ever, her face not so much, but the thing with implants is that after they are worked in, and trust me, these ones are worked the fuck in…them tits are FIRE….no wait that’s her crotch – either way – she’s lovely, my spirit animal, the reason I get up in the morning, but not really, I just like being dramatic in the event she still reads the site and feels like no one cares about her anymore…but as along as she has these tits – I care…I care so much that even if she was to die as we’ve all predicted – from mixing too many of her anti psychotics..I’ll dig up the body just to get the implants to cherish for life…I’d even do that when she’s alive…hey are just that good …. Here’s her birthday dance – amazing.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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Elisabetta Canalis Is One Hot Mom

Well, this is kind of disappointing: here’s smoking hot Italian actress/George Clooney’s ex Elisabetta Canalis walking around Milan. And I guess she went and had a kid since the last time we saw her . On the plus side, at least she was showing off her sweet MILF cleavage for the paps. But here I kept hoping that Elisabetta would hook up with a semi-famous celebrity blogger or something to try to make Clooney jealous. Stop laughing. It could’ve happened! But I guess now we’ll never know. Photos: WENN.com

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Elisabetta Canalis Is One Hot Mom

Well, this is kind of disappointing: here’s smoking hot Italian actress/George Clooney’s ex Elisabetta Canalis walking around Milan. And I guess she went and had a kid since the last time we saw her . On the plus side, at least she was showing off her sweet MILF cleavage for the paps. But here I kept hoping that Elisabetta would hook up with a semi-famous celebrity blogger or something to try to make Clooney jealous. Stop laughing. It could’ve happened! But I guess now we’ll never know. Photos: WENN.com

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McKayla Maroney: Still Hot, Still Not Impressed

You might remember McKayla Maroney from her multiple-medal winning performance at the 2012 Olympics, and the tidal wave of “not impressed” memes that followed. Maroney has chosen not to participate in the 2016 games in Rio, but she's still going for gold on Instagram in a big way. Check out some of the 20-year-old's hottest selfies in the gallery below: 1. McKayla Maroney Works Out We can tell because she’s in workout clothes. Oh, and she’s in freakin’ flawless shape. 2. McKayla Maroney Bodysuit Photo McKayla won’t be competing at Rio this summer. But as you can see, she’s still in Olympian shape. 3. Mckayla Maroney Bikini Selfie Gymnasts sport beach bodies year round. It does a body good. 4. McKayla Maroney Cleavage Selfie It’s humanly impossible to have any more cleavage than that. We looked it up. 5. McKayla Maroney From All Angles When you’re in flawless shape, full-length, multi-angle mirrors can be your best friend. McKayla seems to know this. 6. McKayla Maroney: Merry Christmas Christmas – not a particularly sexy holiday. McKayla Maroney is here to change that. View Slideshow

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Hunter King Busts Out Big Time

Here’s Hunter King being a great sibling by showing up to her sister Joey ‘s big movie premiere in LA, and doesn’t it just warm your heart pants region to see Hunter supporting her little sister like this? Especially considering she’s busting out that killer cleavage of hers. Anyway, don’t get too excited about the sister thing — Joey’s still trouble — but thanks to Hunter, I have a feeling this is going to be a big hit. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Sarah Hyland Tit VS Ariel Winter TIT of the DAy

I think I want to start using internet MEME speak to be relatable to the youth, maybe that’s what is missing from this site, you know generally accepted sarcasm, and not the kind of sarcasm / parody I write that is so close to being ignorance, that people just assume I am not being sarcastic, since you can’t read tone and the population that end up on this site are fucking morons…so let me give it a shot.. Here’s Sarah Hyland showing some cleavage like she was her Co-Star, THIN AND BUSTY DESPITE A BREAST REDUCTION – ARIEL WINTER – said no one ever…. If you’d like to cross reference tit to tit to see all that Sofia Vergara has taught in the downtime on set – here’s a little / big Ariel Winter at her prom showing underboob, which excited EVERY MENS BLOG EVER…. I’m not good at this meme / vine / speak but I like helping Sarah Hyland, who is normally the creepy young looking one, feel inferior to the busty chubby younger one who looks 35….because the big one has been in the media a lot lately, and you know that destroys Sarah Hyland, all these girls are so vapid and lost, caught up in themeselves and don’t realize they’ve already fucking won – it’s all part of being spoiled and why I suggest dating homeless women, who may be crazy and unstable but are appreciative of a bowl of hot soup, can of tuna or something equally cheap… So pin them up against each other, make them both compete for attention and forget that they have both won at life…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE SARAH HYLAND PICS CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland Tit VS Ariel Winter TIT of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sexy GQ Shoot: Kim Kardashian "As You've Never Seen Her"

The actress’ first ever GQ cover brings plenty of cleavage and even some nip peeks! … read more

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Magdalana Frackowiak for S Moda of the Day

This is a model named Magdalena Frackowiak who is Polish…but lives iN NYC as these Eastern Europeans who are well taken care of do… I know someone who knew her when she was in NYC around the time she booked Victoria’s Secret and apparently she was a real cunt about it. I don’t think she does Victoria’s Secret anymore, these girls think they’ve made it when they get it, but sometimes, the people at Victoria’s Secret have other ideas that involve trying out new pussy, because old pussy gets old, even if it’s not old..there’s just so many Foreign girls with work Visas they can get to suck their dicks for work. As you know I prefer when my Eastern European girls are more sex worker, than high end sex worker that doesn’t know she’s a sex worker…you know mail order bride, not “you need to be a billionaire to ride, because I’m from Victoria’s Secret”…even though that’s old news… Where as this S Moda shoot is her new news…great face, hot cleavage, my favorite picture is the plastic dress, it’s the kind of thing I’d make a girl wear to piss herself in…because I have a new found pee fetish…unrelated to Magdalena Frackowiak but since every pees…I guess it applies to her and every other girl out there…. At risk of sounding – RAPEY – watch out…I’m coming to a public bathroom with hidden cameras near you… The post Magdalana Frackowiak for S Moda of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cleavage Was In At The 2016 Tony Awards

With Keri Russell Leading the pack! Take a look at what the stars wore and bared on the Tony Awards red carpet! … read more

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Bella Thorne Cleavage Selfies of the Day

By Friday, I am so exhausted by looking at pictures, instagram, photoshoots, publicity stunts, fame seeking – attention seeking – attempts to make the most noise by being the biggest slut, or the biggest exhibitionist without being seen as a slut…because there is money to be mad, and scams to fucking run…. In fact, by Monday, after not looking at the computer for two days, I’m exhausted by all these cunts, who day in and day out, year after year, always seem to exist, always seem to have shit to write about, because all these people still exist…they just take on different froms.. So the new Lohan, is Bella Thorne, because she’s got the redhair and minimal acting talent. Unlike Lohan, she’s a master of social media – who knows the right level of slut to no turn off the brands – while turning on everyone else…it’s a very strategic hustle…and she’s fucking doing it… I still think she looks 40, I want her to be 40 and trolling all of you, because that would require actual talent… While what she’s doing now is just cheesy and easy….and here she is doing it.. Rolex Handjob Stance A video posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Jun 9, 2016 at 4:14pm PDT The post Bella Thorne Cleavage Selfies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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