I always try to support hotties with unrealistic goals, since I figure it helps me with my own: dating one of them someday. So meet Instagram model/singer Niykee Heaton . Now sure, she’s just another pretty face who can barely sing, but that’s never stopped a pop star before. And besides, she’s clearly extremely talented. In the chest region, at least. So I’d love to sign her to my record label, Tuna Records, something I just made up right now. But hey, if Niykee can pretend she’s a singer, how come I can’t call myself a record producer? Photos: WENN.com
Here’s busty British pop star Rita Ora leaving the studio after taping The X Factor , and I don’t know about you dudes, but I never watch that thing, or any of those lame competition shows, for that matter. But I might have to start now that I know that Rita’s a judge, and that she wears outfits like this. Although to be fair, I’d watch pretty much any show if it had Rita looking this hot. In fact, it’s giving me a great idea for a show of my own. We’ll call it The XXX Factor and it’ll be me and Rita judging celebrity sex tapes. I’d better start clearing off space on my desk for all the Emmys we’re going to win… Photos: WENN.com
Farrah Abraham treated her fans to a barely-there holiday photo shoot, and if it doesn't go without saying, it's got the potential to haunt your dreams. Or bring your weirdest Christmas fantasies to life, if you're into this sort of thing. Which presumably some people are, if she got paid to do this? We honestly have no idea, but whether you watch Teen Mom online or watch Backdoor Teen Mom online, you know Farrah does anything for a buck. In this case, you can see her flaunting her cleavage, toned stomach and surgically enhanced booty in a NSFW shoot for her new social network. Yes, ever the entrepreneur, Farrah Abraham has a new social network. “Eye Candy” is aptly titled, that's for sure. And oh how festive it is, to boot. The mother of Sophia got into the holiday spirit by holding ornaments, flaunting her new boobs and making you wish there were mistletoe around. Or something. Just take a look if you dare. Or run for the hills if this is scaring you, because the pics are even more NSFW than you think …
Kylie Jenner is wearing latex and exposing her butt in a new, very racy spread for Interview Magazine. But it’s not this skin-showing that has many people upset at the 18-year old for her latest set of photos. Instead, it’s one of those photos in particular: the snapshot posted above in which a scantily-clad Kylie Jenner is sitting in a wheelchair. Many folks are taking rather extreme issue with Jenner donning S&M attire and raising her legs provocatively while using this handicapped apparatus as some sort of fashion accessory. “You cannot both condemn and mock us for using wheelchairs when you let abled people use them for ‘FASHION,’ one critics wrote on Twitter. “It’s disgusting.” Another person with unfortunate wheelchair experience summed up this scandal even better, writing on Twitter: “As someone in a wheelchair @KylieJenner @InterviewMag, this is offensive. My chair is not haute couture.” View Slideshow: 19 Times the Kardashians Have Been in Krisis Others out there in the social media world are calling out photographer Steven Klein, while associate director of the Paul K. Longmore Institute on Disability in San Francisco, Emily Smith Beitiks, said the following to CNN: “It’s deeply disturbing. People with disabilities are already seen as powerless, and this just reinforces that.” Jenner, meanwhile, is also facing accusations of animal abuse following the release of a new Snapchat video. In response to the backlash, here is what Interview editors said via a statement to E! News: At Interview, we are proud of our tradition of working with great artists and empowering them to realize their distinct and often bold visions The Kylie Jenner cover by Steven Klein, which references the British artist Allen Jones, is a part of this tradition, placing Kylie in a variety of positions of power and control and exploring her image as an object of vast media scrutiny. Throughout the Art issue, we celebrate a variety of women who are both the creators and subjects of their artistic work, and the Kylie feature aims to unpack Kylie’s status as both engineer of her image and object of attention. Our intention was to create a powerful set of pictures that get people thinking about image and creative expression, including the set with the wheelchair. But our intention was certainly not to offend anyone. View Slideshow: 18 Kylie Jenner Photos We Can Finally Show You Legally
I think the most promising that has happened in recent months is that 50 year old Bella Thorne celebrated her 18th birthday, to remind us that Hollywood never changes, the gang of retards who are the dancing puppets who are cast to sell products and shows change…but the overall concept doesn’t… So we can be sure that when one 17 year old turns 18, there will be another to take her place to the perverts, and when one Lohan dies of a drug overdose, another one will be cast to replace her, because things, just don’t change, they are consistent, reliable, safe…so give thanks to that… This Bella Thorne, is not an instagram model. She’s not topless for no reason. She’s packaged properly, and jerked off to by grown men everywhere…so give thanks to that… Not every trashy girl from Florida, has to be a trashy girl in public…they can package themselves….to cocktease instead of giving it all up for free….and that gives me hope.. Yes…Bella Thorne is the beacon of hope….until she gets naked, because average at best acting, can only go so far…here’s her cleavage… The post I Give Thanks to 50 Year Old Bella Thorne Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kelly Brook’s a titty model, glamour model, aspiring actress, from the UK, who is actually in her early 40s and not a titty model, or Glamour model at all anymore, but rather more of a chubby chick, with big tits, and an old, tired face, who sometimes starves herself when she has a job lined up, but for the most part, just matches her tits… She was actually pregnant 4-5 years ago, but had a well planned miscarriage, because I guess her ego told her to leave the UK and hit LA to be famous…and by famous I mean in staged photoshoots, or at red carpet events, because she is known, that include but aren’t limited to armpit fat cleavage and panty flashes… I’m not a Kelly Brooke fan, and I’m not a Kelly Brook hater, she’s sort of just there…and here she is..just there….look at those arms…Jesus… The post Kelly Brook is Back to Fat Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s not quite as epic as Salma Hayek ‘s cleavage show yesterday , but here’s one of the bustiest actresses of all-time dropping some of her signature cleavage on the red carpet at the British Fashion Awards. Now I know Salma’s not British, but if she didn’t win Best Funbags last night, I demand a recount. Hell, Salma should probably be up for a Lifetime Achievement Award by now. Photos: WENN.com
Hey virgin losers…I know you are out there because who the fuck would be reading a site about celebrities no one cares about…and their cleavage…like it’s hot…in a world filled with porn and other websites that have all this bullshit content way sooner because interns at all the other publications are working in teams of 20 for 24 hours a day…waiting for the instagram feed to give them a story…while my site makes 3-7 dollars a day that barely pays for a server….and is just me talkin’ shit…most people don’t understand. But the pics..there are pics..and today’s pic is your new Wonder Woman, a show people in their 40s will remember…and she posted this really revealing pic of her looking more like a Star Wars charcter than a 70s TV leotard you jerked off to…right.. Here’s some more Gal Gadot, because I’ve never posted a pic or story on this bitch..but now, she mattters…once you’re in with the nerds, they commit… She’s pretty fucking hot.. The post Gal Gadot as the New Wonderwoman of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I didn’t recognize Madalina Diana Ghenea here at first, but turns out I’ve actually done a post on this hottie before. So just to refresh your memory quickly, Madalina’s from Romania, she’s smoking hot, she’s dated a whole bunch of famous actors and, most importantly of all, she was born to wear lingerie . Oh, and apparently she gets naked in this new movie of hers. I think I just found my new favorite actress. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
