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Pippa Middleton in Bike Shorts of the Day

Pippa Middleton is in Bike shorts…which is a disappointment, not because of her uneventful ass, but because I had hope for her…I thought she’d go off the fucking rails in a jealous fit because her sister married into royalty and turned into a Princess and mother of the future King…pretty fucking substantial sugar baby hustle…seeing as the Royal family own something like 60 percent of the world’s land…including US and Canada….you know pretty fucking stupid rich and powerful… I thought of her as a typical jealous sister, living in the shadow, using her vagina to break free and make some noise…But I didn’t factor in that she is probably hired by the Royal Family to behave, on payroll, made that it was in her best interest to behave, you know be bad otherwise a little “Princess Diana”…can happen to anyone reflects badly on the Royal Family…meaning these shorts are pretty much as good as it gets…and it’s not that good…it reminds me of dad’s on weekend in full race gear trying to escape their wives with the boys… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pippa Middleton in Bike Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr’s Got Some Legs of the Day

Miranda Kerr is showing off her sugar baby legs….because they are ridiculous and amazing…but most importantly…used by billionaires as a runway for their mouths while landing into her pussy… I don’t think anyone blames her. All girls love money….and their level of hotness and relevance directly correlates to the richness level of the guys they are with…I mean to a certain extent…these girls are superficial so they go for the rich / good looking, not too old dudes…not necessarily the richest dudes…but you get what I am saying here…and that is even the local college girl is willing to get paid to fuck a dude for a Louis Vuitton purse…or her rent paid…Miranda Kerr just does it with billionaires, since she’s not a starving student but rather..a millionaire lingerie model… Either way…legs…that have been rumored to have fucked Bieber…which is way less weird than being legs that married a gay Australian actor and having his kid….before getting fired from the one job she ever really had…that allowed her to sugar baby with confidence…like “I can afford my own life, I’m with him cuz I like him”… Who cares. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Miranda Kerr’s Got Some Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora’s Intense Instagram of the Day

I guess this working as a Rihanna Impersonator isn’t working out as well for Rita Ora as she would like it to….because she’s still thirsty on social media, doing features on Madonna songs, like she’ll always be the back-up singer, or the girl who gets a verse on another person’s more successful song, and never the girl with a song of her own to career her into the future ass a respectable artist…but I would argue, when self producing pictures like this for attention, she’s already made it…or committed to not making it…depending on how you look at it and I choose to look at it from the asshole up. TO SEE SOME RIHANNA CLEAVAGE CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora’s Intense Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton is a Tank in an Airport of the DAy

I find it interesting, but not interesting at all, that Kate Upton is heavier than any of the plus sized models the agencies are booking for work, because America likes fat chicks, as america is fat chicks, and skinny chicks just upset buyers who can’t relate to skinny chicks, but hate skinny chicks, for not eating as much cake as them…. I mean there is so much more interesting to look at, to focus on, to pay attention to, that some girl who was busty at 16 and fit enough to get famous as a titty model…even though she started out rich to begin with, her dad invented the washing machine…I know she looks more like her dad invented the deep fryer… Not that it matters…what does matter is that you’d still let her sit on your face, now that she’s grown into her tits, even though you’d probably die…you’ve lived long enough anyway… Here are her pants about to explode…because she doesn’t want to size-up… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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Barbara Palvin’s Wet for Elle Sweden of the Day

Barbara Palvin is some Hungarian model, who was an It girl, back when Victoria’s Secret first imported her…because before she even turned 18, which you’d assume was illegal to do, you know importing 17 year olds to pose nude or half nude for your brand, but I guess…that’s just how these things are in Eastern europe and who am I to judge generations of communism, when really I jsut want to look at their tits…ideally before they get to Palvin’s level of being unattainable and overpaid… She”s in Elle, she’s wet, there’s cleavage and she’s not that hot…But I guess being used as a patsy in a scandal involving Bieber, tricked the world into thinking she matters…and I guess that’s all it takes…to matter…that and showing tit, even when it’s subtle… The post Barbara Palvin’s Wet for Elle Sweden of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skin Links 6.19.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Busty Lucy Collett strips in the garden ( egotasticallstars.com ) A young Olga Kurylenko poses nude for Terry Richardson ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Mathilda Bernmark was born to wear bikinis ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Cam with Carmen joins the FBI ( boobieblog.com ) Joanna Krupa goes see-through for a night on the town ( thenipslip.com ) Fill my eyes with that double vision! ( doubleviking.com ) Hey Rhian Sugden, we can clearly see your tits! ( steakwood.com ) Rose McIver and the Top 10 Nude Women of The CW ( fleshbot.com )

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Miley Cyrus’ Red Hot Cleavage

As far as publicity stunts go, it’s not quite getting naked with a pig for a magazine cover, but here’s Miley Cyrus attending the 2015 amfAR Inspiration Gala in New York with some dude in a dress. And normally, I’d complain about anything that takes the focus off my favorite pop star and her red carpet hotness, but luckily, it’s not much of a contest. Miley’s clearly got way better cleavage. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Shay Mitchell Snapchat Boobs of the Day

Shay Mitchell has Snapchat…which is a great place for girls…not just Shay Mitchell to feel comfortable about the concept of being a slut on their phone…not that any girl really needed an app for that…they’ve been slutty on their phones since 2004 when they got their first phone…they just like the idea of being a slut to more people using their phones because they don’t need to build a level of trust for a video that will theoretically disappear forever…if people played by the rules and didn’t screenshot it…which they don’t because people are perverts… Not that cleavage in a blazer is really being that slutty – but it is the gateway to the vagina pics you know she sends privately to her biggest fans on the app TO SEE PICS OF HER CLEAVAGE IN A BLAZER CLICK HERE The post Shay Mitchell Snapchat Boobs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora’s Cleavage Sucks at Singing of the DAy

Rita Ora did a cover version of some pop song I’ve never heard of…in a jumper with her sloppy tits…kind of spilling out…because that’s what having sloppy tits you use to make you famous is about… I find it interesting that she’s doing a cover version of another song…like a aspiring Bieber on youtube trying to use other people’s search results to get her views… Seems a little desperate…but I guess that sums up her career as the next Rihanna, who hasn’t become the next Rihanna…but has probably banged a lot of people promising her to be the next Rihanna….. If you listen to the song…you will also see it seems a little painful…to listen to…squeals and squawks that rape my brain… Here the oriignal…that is substantially better but still shit… Next time, she should take that other cover song girl’s lead and do it in push up bra… Here are 3 Cover versions better than Rita Ora’s This post is not sponsored by King – Years and Years….before today I’ve never heard of them or their 40 million view video… The post Rita Ora’s Cleavage Sucks at Singing of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Milian’s Awesome Cleavage Show

I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve really been digging Christina Milian ‘s latest hotness comeback . And if you ask me, she should be an inspiration to hot nobodies everywhere that it’s never too late to restart your 15 minutes of fame. All you need to do is start showing up places dropping serious cleavage, like restaurants , the beach , movie premieres , your favorite blogger’s mom’s house… Hint hint. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading