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Katie Price And Her Uglier Clone

I’m not sure exactly what’s going on here, in my limited research it seems to be some sort of Katie Price look-a-like contest, but it involves a couple of big haired hotties touching each other in matching spandex jumpsuits so I’m ok with it. I don’t know who the cheep Katie Price knock off is, but she’s missing something that Katie has ample of. I’m talking about massive fake breasts in case you haven’t figured that out yet. Maybe if they keep pressing up against one another some of Katie’s will rub off on her.

Jessica-Jane Clement Tightly Wrapped Hottie

Here’s one of my favorite hotties Jessica-Jane Clement all tarted up in her tight yellow dress on the red carpet for some party I wasn’t invited to. I love when a woman stuffs her oversized fake breasts into an abnormally tight dress. So hot. I’m not pleased that she brought along her douche man friend though. It’s nice of him to get all dressed up in his very best t-shirt and jeans. Do you really need your stupid headphones? Moron. If I had a hottie like this I would wear whatever the hell she wanted me to wear. Call me.

Jessica-Jane Clement Is Amazing

I’ve been in love with this Jessica-Jane Clement hottie ever she and her perfect breasts bust into my life a little while back, so I just had to post these shots of her heading out on the town over the weekend. Obviously she’s wearing a lot more clothing than I’m used to, she tends to sport a lot of bikinis, but her dress is so tight that I can look past it. Jesus she’s perfect.

Jessica-Jane Clement’s Hot Lingerie Shots

Another grueling week of celebrity blogging has finally come to an end, my frail carpel tunnel wrists have been acting up lately, but I thought I should finish things off with an incredible hot piece of goodness getting all sexy in her underwear. Here’s Jessica-Jane Clement in some awesome lingerie shots. I might be imagining things, but I’m pretty she’s giving me the bedroom eyes. I like it.

Jessica-Jane Clement’s Sexy Christmas Gift

It’s the holiday season and it seems that Jessica-Jane Clement decided to give me a sexy gift a little early this year. Here she is in a hot holiday themed photoshoot showing off that perfect body of hers. I don’t know exactly what makes this a Christmas photoshoot, but anything involving this woman’s body is good enough for me. In case you were wondering, the gift she gave me was a raging erection… I’m going to play with it every day.

Jessica Jane-Clement, Emily Scott and Gemma Merna Model Lingerie

This is less of a picture post and more of a video kind of thing, here are Jessica Jane-Clement Emily Scott and Gemma Merna modeling some sexy lingerie for the holidays on some British TV show. How did santa know I wanted a massive erection this year? He’s good. Of course leave it to the Brits to model lingerie with hot chicks and stupid looking douchebags in retard boxer shorts. Come on, there’s no need for that kind of thing.

Jessica-Jane Clement Dirty Bikini Video

I love this Jessica-Jane Clement hottie, she’s my kind of woman. Here she is in a video from I’m A Celebrity.. Get Me Out of Here! that involves some muddy water, a bikini and an egg getting pushed through a giant fake snake. I don’t really give a crap what she’s doing it for, she’s in a little pink bikini and making sexy noises and that’s good enough for me. Not to mention her absolutely perfect body. I want her to push me through a giant snake. That doesn’t sound right.

Jessica-Jane Clement bikini cleavage

Jessica-Jane Clement is pretty much the only reason to watch I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here right now with that bikini cleavage Continue reading

Victoria Justice Bikini Pictures

After the disappointing Amanda Seyfried bikini pictures I had up earlier on the site, I was kind of hoping these shots of Victoria Justice would make up for it. I was wrong. I mean they’re alright I guess, I can see a little bit of cleavage, but I want to see the whole package. Maybe I’m just selfish. Obviously she’s on vacation with some friends, so you know she’s got some shots of her boozing it up in her bikini by the pool or riding one of those banana boats with a bunch of bikini hotties. Where are those shots?

Jessica-Jane Clement Give Me Sexy Eyes

I love when a woman makes sexy sultry eyes at me, I don’t care if they’re through my computer, it still counts. Here’s Jessica Jane-Clement giving me the bedroom eyes in some sexy half lingerie preview shots for an upcoming Nuts magazine spread. I think this hottie is my ideal woman, she’s sexy as hell, she’s got two amazing qualities stuffed into that lacy bra of hers and she looks like she can be a real bitch. Perfect. I bet she’s be fun at bath time.