Kids. They say the darndest things, whether they’re aware of it or not. Even when they’re not asked to say all the bad words they know, the small humans who live with us come up with some true gems, day in and day out. Equally hilarious? Some of the parents who relay these experiences. We’re grateful for children and the joy they bring to our lives, and equally appreciative of the effort parents put in (as well as the technology that connects us). If it weren’t for Twitter, moms and dads would obviously get by just fine, but it’s much easier these days to connect with others to commiserate or spread the love. Click below to laugh/cry along with them in 140 characters or less. 25 Hilarious Tweets That Sum Up Parenting Open Slideshow 1. Sex Ed That would be an interesting item on the course curriculum. View As List 1. Sex Ed That would be an interesting item on the course curriculum. 2. Frozen in Hell “Let It Go” is definitely playing on repeat. 3. PARK! Great moments in safe words. 4. Just Pretending? [nods] 5. 82 Percent That may be conservative. 6. Fingers Smell Like … … you can guess, and if you’re a parent, relate. 7. Circle the Block a Few Times? If only … 8. Close Enough Eh, clothes are clothes. 9. Free Cats and Dogs! Would be so cool. 10. You Don’t Want to Know You really don’t. 11. I’ll Tell on You They start early. 12. Fetch! You know you do it. 13. Were You Born With Those? It’s a fair question. 14. RRP5D Sounds about right. 15. Cheap Babysitter Next time you complain about your cable bill, just consider the real potential. 16. Sticks or … They do sound similar. 17. Suave 2 in 1 Hey, whatever works. 18. Can You Skip That? If only. 19. Used Food Ick. Who wants that. 20. Tolerance Must be taught early. 21. Rabies Shares similar symptoms with fatigue. 22. Whine and Wine Oh, how those words are intertwined. 23. Dad of the Year It’s a go-to. 24. Consensual Massage Lessons all kids must understand. 25. Chapstick 2, Vegetables 0 For those keeping score.
Miley Cyrus has moved past Twerking and on to spitting. A few days after hurling some saliva-laden water all over concert concert goers in Milwaukee, Cyrus didn’t just commit the same act in Atlanta last night. She proudly put it on display for all to enjoy! “#fuckyeahatlanta,” Miley captioned the image above, with props needed to be given for the photographer’s timing and clarity. Cyrus, meanwhile, is still on her Bangerz Tour , but now has a few days off before showering more fans with her spit. She plays in Montreal on Saturday; then in Toronto on Monday; then she’s back in the States and off to New England next week. As gross as some may find her water-spewing antics, it’s hard to get too worked up about them when compared to such stunts as going down on a Bill Clinton impersonator . Here’s a look at a handful of other shocking Miley moments: 11 Shocking Miley Cyrus Moments Open Slideshow 1. Miley Cyrus Spits on Audience Miley Cyrus spit on concert goers in this footage. We hope they all went home and took some showers. View As List 1. Miley Cyrus Spits on Audience Miley Cyrus spit on concert goers in this footage. We hope they all went home and took some showers. 2. Miley Cyrus Sex Toy Fun Miley Cyrus and her sex toy are making news. Because of course they are. 3. Miley Cyrus Kisses Fan Miley Cyrus doesn’t just kiss a fan in this video. She totally makes out with a female concert goer! 4. Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry Make Out Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry make out in concert. This is pretty much the best moment. 5. Miley Cyrus Fakes Oral Sex on Pretend Bill Clinton Miley Cyrus pretends to give oral sex to someone pretending to be Bill Clinton during this “Bangerz” tour stop. It’s unclear why. 6. Miley Cyrus Eats Fan’s Thong Miley Cyrus put a thong in her mouth during a stop on her Bangerz tour. We wish this was being made up. 7. Miley Cyrus, Cara Delevingne Kiss It seems Miley Cyrus doesn’t just lick sledge hammers and inanimate objects. She licks Cara Delevingne, too. 8. Miley Cyrus Grinds with Women Miley Cyrus gets down with some women in this video from a Britney Spears concert. Check out the footage now. 9. Miley Cyrus: Twerking on Santa! Miley Cyrus Twerks on Santa in this video. The performance is taking place in Los Angeles at the Jingle Ball. 10. Miley Cyrus Penis Underwear Miley Cyrus reveals some classy underwear in this new video from LOVE Magazine. Love it, indeed. You know you do. 11. Miley Cyrus EMA Performance, Joint Smoking Miley Cyrus performs on the European Music Awards in this video. Then, she smokes a joint on stage.
Miley Cyrus gets due credit for this one. After seeing a fan getting in trouble for taking a photo of her, she went off on a rant and pulled her up on stage. Granted, said rant contained six f-bombs … but nevertheless. She’s in the right! Miles was belting out a spirited rendition of “Adore You” last night when she saw a fan getting busted for taking pics of her, then she lost it in the girl’s defense. Watch: Miley Cyrus Rant: What the F–k is That! The audio quality isn’t superb here, but it sounds like she says the following: “You can’t take a picture at a concert? What the f–k is that about? F–k.” “Someone just got in trouble for taking a picture of the f–king concert. That’s why you guys paid $1,000 a f–king ticket so you can take a f–king picture of me. F–k!” If people pay a thousand dollars to see her live, we don’t even know what to say. But we agree with her point and liked how she pulled the fan on stage, too. Where does it rank among her most notable performances? You tell us! 17 Memorable Miley Cyrus Performances Open Slideshow 1. Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke Blow Up VMAs Miley Cyrus joins Robin Thicke for this rendition of “Blurred Lines.” There is A LOT of Twerking involved. View As List 1. Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke Blow Up VMAs Miley Cyrus joins Robin Thicke for this rendition of “Blurred Lines.” There is A LOT of Twerking involved. 2. Miley Cyrus Twerking at VMAs Miley Cyrus Twerked up a storm at the MTV Video Music Awards. See what we mean in this footage, which includes many stuffed bears. 3. Miley Cyrus Twerks with Dwarfs Miley Cyrus performs “We Can’t Stop” on a German TV show in this video. While surrounded by dwarfs, of course. 4. Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball” (iHeart Radio Festival) Miley Cyrus takes to the stage in Las Vegas for the iHeart Radio Festival in this video. It’s her first live performance of “Wrecking Ball.” 6. Mliey Cyrus – “We Can’t Stop” (Saturday Night Live) Mliey Cyrus takes to the Saturday Night Live stage for this performance. It’s of “We Can’t Stop.” 7. Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Bal” (Saturday Night Live) Miley Cyrus performs “Wrecking Ball” on Saturday Night Live in this video. And she keeps her clothing on!
Having been married since 2002, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze, Jr. are notoriously private about their, um, private lives. They rarely walk red carpets together and almost never share details about their marriage with the press. Until now! Sarah Michelle Gellar’s selfie of the cute couple popped up on Twitter as a thank you to her 200,000 followers! 25 Super Celebrity Selfies Open Slideshow 1. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. Selfie Selfie alert! Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. have been married since 2002 but keep a really, really low profile! Here’s a rarely seen selfie of the couple! View As List 1. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. Selfie Selfie alert! Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. have been married since 2002 but keep a really, really low profile! Here’s a rarely seen selfie of the couple! 2. Obama Selfie at Mandela Funeral Even President Obama is into the act of selfies. At the funeral for Nelson Mandela, no less. 3. Miley Cyrus, Shower Selfie Her tongue isn’t reserved for the red carpet only. Miley Cyrus lets it wag here. 4. Rihanna Grabs Boobs Rihanna ducks under water and grabs her boobs in this selfie. We approve! 5. Drake Shirtless Drake isn’t wearing a shirt in this selfie. We’re guessing female readers ar okay with this. 6. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Selfie Kim Kardashian shows off her post-baby body in this selfie. It drummed up some serious controvery. 7. Arnold Schwarzenegger Shirtless Arnold Schwarzenegger is in on the selfie act. He’s shirtless in this self-portrait. 8. Wladimir Klitschko Shirtless Heavyweight champion Wladimir Klitschko is all about the selfie. And all about the muscles, clearly. 9. Kim Zolciak Pregnant Selfie Kim Zolciak is often pregnant. She shows off her large baby bump in this selfie. 10. Nicki Minaj Sucking Selfie Nicki Minaj sucks in this selfie. Literally! She has her fingers in her mouth. 11. Jenelle Evans and Son Selfie Jenelle Evans has some issue. But the only issue here is how cute son Jace is! 12. Demi Lovato Bikini Selfie Demi Lovato shows off her sleek body in this selfie at the beach. She’s looking good! 13. Ireland Baldwin Topless You may wanna avert your eyes, Alec Baldwin. Ireland Baldwin is very much topless in this selfie. 14. Brad Pitt Selfie Brad Pitt smiles for the camera in this selfie. For the camera of a fan, that is. 15. Katy Perry and Fans Selfie Katy Perry takes a selfie here of herself and some screaming fans. It’s safe to assume she made their day. 16. Jenny McCarthy Selfie Jenny McCarthy shows off her new hair in this selfie. Do you like it? 17. Best/Worst Selfie Ever? Florida teen Malik Whiter posted this selfie with his teacher, who was going into labor, in the background. 18. Rihanna Naked Selfie Rihanna loves to take selfies. And she loves to be naked in many of them. 19. Kristin Cavallari Baby Bump Selfie Kristin Cavallari looks really cute with her baby bump in this selfie. Don’t you agree? 20. Beyonce Photobomb Selfie Beyonce photobombs a fan’s selfie. Now that is a great concert pic to put on Facebook! 21. Kourtney Kardashian: Cleavage Selfie! Kourtney Kardashian poses here for a nice cleavage selfie. We’re liking it! 22. Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Selfie A shot of the Rich Kids of Beverly Hills. One of the kids looks like he’s balding. 23. Ireland Baldwin Tattoo Selfie Ireland Baldwin shows off her tattoo in this selfie. The daughter of Alec Baldwin is not shy. 24. Bill Clinton and Demi Lovato Here’s a selfie we never expected to see. It features Bill Clinton and Demi Lovato! 25. Ellen DeGeneres Oscar Selfie Ellen DeGeneres posts the best selfie ever. Literally the best, in terms of re-Tweets. 26. Colin Powell Selfie Colin Powell posts an amazing selfie from 60 years ago! Did he invent the selfie?! “Now only because this is a special occasion … To all my fans, for your loyalty and support, I thank you. 200,000!!!,” she tweeted! This is the first photo of the couple taken in a YEAR! The last time they were photographed together was in March 2013 when they took daughter, Charlotte, to Disney. Gellar says she’s slowly learning the art of the selfie and giving fans what they want, which is more pictures of her with her family and famous friends. The time she shared a picture of herself with fellow former Buffy the Vampire Slayer cast members Seth Green and Michelle Tractenburg nearly set the Buffy-verse on fire! “That was actually just what was in my phone,” Gellar told People . “I’m still learning that people actually care and want to see those people. To me that was just lunch on a Tuesday. Now I’m realizing people want to see those pictures, so I’m learning to share.” Yes, yes we do, Sarah Michelle! More selfies of you and Freddie Prinze, Jr. please, because you guys make us believe that true love DOES exist in Hollywood! 16 Celebrity Couples Who Make Us Believe in Love Open Slideshow 1. Kate Middleton and Prince William Future kings and queens, they’re just like us! Okay maybe not, but these two are royally wonderful, down to earth and nice people. There’s simply no denying it. View As List 1. Kate Middleton and Prince William Future kings and queens, they’re just like us! Okay maybe not, but these two are royally wonderful, down to earth and nice people. There’s simply no denying it. 2. Channing and Jenna Dewan-Tatum Channing and Jenna Dewan-Tatum say they put their relationship before all else. If you can get over your jealous that she had Channing’s baby, ladies, you have to love them together. 3. Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are one of our favorite celebrity couples, even if we don’t hear a lot about them. In fact, that’s a big reason why. 4. Barack and Michelle Obama Politics aside, Barack and Michelle Obama are terrific role models for youth when it comes to relationships, parenting, and family. 5. Beyonce and Jay Z One of the most powerful celebrity couples of all time, Beyonce and Jay Z also seem like one of the most genuine when it comes to their mutual respect and affection. 6. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard If you could be friends with and hang out socially with one celebrity couple, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard would be a very popular pick. 7. David and Victoria Beckham Four kids later … David and Victoria Beckham still look like and do this. Who says marriage takes the spice out of a relationship? 8. Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have made a great couple for as long as we can remember. 9. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are as stable and normal a celebrity couple as they come. 10. Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton Like Tim McGraw and Faith Hill, this is a country couple almost too good to be true. Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton are also subject to the same kind of tabloid scrutiny, but show no signs of cracking. 11. Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka were an item long before he came out, and have kids together. Both nice guys … and probably hilarious to spend time with. 12. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are very much in love. And very, very good looking human beings. 13. Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici Yes, they met on The Bachelor and yes, Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici are epically cheesy … but they own it, and are as true to one another and to their values as any celebrity pair we’ve ever seen. 14. Willie and Korie Robertson Duck Dynasty’s Willie and Korie Robertson work together in business, at their marriage and in life, raising five wonderful children (two adopted) and still managing to stay as in love as ever. 15. Leighton Meester and Adam Brody Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are married! Congratulations to the happy couple! 16. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. Selfie Selfie alert! Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. have been married since 2002 but keep a really, really low profile! Here’s a rarely seen selfie of the couple!
Unfortunately for Miley Cyrus, she can’t really shock us anymore. Over the past couple weeks, the singer has simulated oral sex on a Bill Clinton impersonator… put a fan’s thong in her mouth … and kissed Katy Perry during a concert. So, yes, the singer posted a photo today on Twitter of herself holding a sex toy called the Hand of Adonis and also of her aiming at her crotch with the caption “#tourlife.” And the Internet pretty much shrugged… Seriously, when you’ve already masturbated naked in a music video , it’s hard to elicit a reaction with your clothes fully on. Here are some more examples of Miley being naughty: 9 Miley Cyrus Topless Pics That We Can Never Unsee Open Slideshow 1. Miley Cyrus “Adore You” Cover Yup, Miley Cyrus is topless again. This time, it’s for the “Adore You” remix cover. View As List 1. Miley Cyrus “Adore You” Cover Yup, Miley Cyrus is topless again. This time, it’s for the “Adore You” remix cover. 2. Miley Cyrus Topless in Vogue Germany Miley Cyrus topless in Vogue Germany. That’s an artistic shot of Miley Cyrus with no top if ever there were such a thing. 3. Miley Cyrus Topless in W Miley Cyrus goes topless in W Magazine. Check out this hot shot of her and two models. 4. Miley Cyrus Topless Pic Miley Cyrus is taking a shower in this photo. But she doesn’t seem to care about privacy. 5. Miley Cyrus Topless Cover Miley Cyrus isn’t wearing a shirt for this cover of Rolling Stone. What do you think of the racy pic? 6. Miley Cyrus Nude W Cover Miley Cyrus is nude on the cover of W magazine. And apparently eyebrow-less. 7. Miley Cyrus Nude on Wrecking Ball Miley Cyrus nude on a Wrecking Ball. For the video of that name. What else do you need? 8. Miley Cyrus Nude Album Cover Yup, Miley Cyrus is naked again. This time on an alternative cover for her new album. 9. Miley Cyrus Nude Shirt Miley Cyrus is naked for a good cause. She appears on this T-shirt in hopes of raising awareness for skin cancer. 10. Miley Cyrus Naked GIF Miley Cyrus is very much naked in this GIF. It’s taken from her music video for “Wrecking Ball.”
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Tom Foley, the former U.S. Congressman from Washington State and Speaker of the House from 1989-95, has passed away at the age of 84. Foley passed away due to complications from a stroke, which he suffered last December. Wife Heather said he was hospitalized in May with pneumonia. He returned home but had been under hospice care there ever since. After being ousted from Congress in 1994 after 30 years, Foley also served as U.S. ambassador to Japan for four years in the Clinton administration. He was replaced as speaker by his nemesis, Georgia Republican Rep. Newt Gingrich, who later called Washington the “ground zero” of 1994. That wave election gave Republicans their first control of the House in 40 years. The GOP held the House majority until 2006, then regained it in 2010. House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., herself House Speaker from 1997-2011, called Foley “a quintessential champion of the common good.” She added, “Speaker Foley’s unrivaled ability to build consensus and find common ground earned him genuine respect on both sides of the aisle.”
The Republican National Committee has voted to boycott any presidential debates on CNN and NBC if they proceed with their planned Hillary Clinton TV features. RNC Votes to Boycott Debates Over Clinton TV Specials With no audible dissent, GOP officials approved a resolution backing the position on the debates at their annual summer meeting in Boston on Friday. The RNC says a Clinton documentary and miniseries – in the works over at CNN and NBC, respectively – will put a “thumb on the scales” in 2016. The draft resolution, obtained by Fox News in advance and later voted on by RNC officials, calls these “political ads masked as unbiased entertainment.” Basically, the RNC believes CNN and NBC are Hillary 2016 co-chairs. If those programs appear on the networks, Republicans will not. “The RNC will neither partner with these networks in the 2016 presidential primary debates nor sanction any primary debates they sponsor,” the group says. Before the vote, RNC Chairman Reince Priebus decried what he called the “obvious bias” of a network that would spotlight Clinton in this fashion: “CNN and NBC anchors will just have to watch on their competitors’ networks . The media overplayed their hand this time. We’re done putting up with this nonsense.” “There are plenty of other outlets. We’ll still reach voters, maybe more voters.” The resolution claims the programming by CNN and NBC would show “political favoritism” in the election and jeopardize the credibility of the networks. Last month, CNN Films announced it was producing a documentary on Hillary Clinton to premiere next year, first in theaters and then on CNN. NBC also announced a four-hour Hillary miniseries starring Diane Lane, on the life of the former Secretary of State and First Lady of the United States.
The Republican National Committee has voted to boycott any presidential debates on CNN and NBC if they proceed with their planned Hillary Clinton TV features. RNC Votes to Boycott Debates Over Clinton TV Specials With no audible dissent, GOP officials approved a resolution backing the position on the debates at their annual summer meeting in Boston on Friday. The RNC says a Clinton documentary and miniseries – in the works over at CNN and NBC, respectively – will put a “thumb on the scales” in 2016. The draft resolution, obtained by Fox News in advance and later voted on by RNC officials, calls these “political ads masked as unbiased entertainment.” Basically, the RNC believes CNN and NBC are Hillary 2016 co-chairs. If those programs appear on the networks, Republicans will not. “The RNC will neither partner with these networks in the 2016 presidential primary debates nor sanction any primary debates they sponsor,” the group says. Before the vote, RNC Chairman Reince Priebus decried what he called the “obvious bias” of a network that would spotlight Clinton in this fashion: “CNN and NBC anchors will just have to watch on their competitors’ networks . The media overplayed their hand this time. We’re done putting up with this nonsense.” “There are plenty of other outlets. We’ll still reach voters, maybe more voters.” The resolution claims the programming by CNN and NBC would show “political favoritism” in the election and jeopardize the credibility of the networks. Last month, CNN Films announced it was producing a documentary on Hillary Clinton to premiere next year, first in theaters and then on CNN. NBC also announced a four-hour Hillary miniseries starring Diane Lane, on the life of the former Secretary of State and First Lady of the United States.
