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Katy Perry Does the Lady Gaga During the Day of the Day

Katy Perry should always put more effort on her tits than on her ass because her tits are decent to look at and her ass is average at best which is more than we can say for her face…but still not quite good enough to not wear pants…. So here she is doing the Lady Gaga, rockin’ the leotard in public, only she’s decided to add some lace leggings like an Asian Rub and Tug employee, that I may not understand, but trashy hookers everywhere do.

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Katy Perry Does the Lady Gaga During the Day of the Day

Amber Rose Wearing a See Through Condom Dress of the Day

I wouldn’t take gold digger Amber Rose for the kind of whore who uses condoms. I would assume she was more into getting knocked the fuck up and set for life with whatever rapper she happens to be getting fucked by, but I guess since Kanye is gay and just using her aas his front, she’s wearing this shit so that she doesn’t get Aids..you know cuz it is the Gay Disease….and lucky for you it’s kinda see through…because I guess not pretending to be fucking a dude isn’t quite enough male attention for a whore…even if Kanye made her shave her head for his a needy mommy issues high maintenance ass who needs to feel like he’s rubbin a manly head while falling asleep…probably cuz he never had a dad…

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Amber Rose Wearing a See Through Condom Dress of the Day

Hugh Grant Is Ready To Be A Dad

Hugh Grant wants to have kids. “Ten years ago, I wouldn’t have thought about having children at all. But now I have so many nephews and nieces and cousins and godchildren, I like the thought

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Rammstein Pussy Video For The Jewish Holiday of the Day

I don’t know if Rammstein is a Nazi band, I just know that they are German and I guess that’s close enough to make this inappropriate to put up on a Jewish Holiday and I guess inappropriate is kinda what I do. This is their video for a song I think is called German Pussy and it ends with cumshots, something MTV needs a hell of a lot more of, there’s also tits, pussy, fucking, blowjobs, but it’s a music video and not porn so watch it cuz it’s good enough for me

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/VISIT-X_net_presents_Rammstein_Pussy.flv

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Rammstein Pussy Video For The Jewish Holiday of the Day