In May of this year, Damon Dash, who once made a point of telling everyone he didn’t recycle shirts/underwear/socks twice, admitted that he was in serious…
Here you go fat people…mainly fat chicks who blame their metabolism or medication or being a mom for their horrible bodies…instead of blaming giving the fuck up…because giving the fuck up or at least admitting you gave the fuck off isn’t as good as pretending your body is beyond your control…cuz this dude is fucking old and ripped and even if he’s on testosterone…he fucking kills it…and I think it should inspire all you fat fucks to stop eating those donuts and to do a few sit-ups…myself included…but these donuts are so good…I’ll just let this psycho freak of nature prove us all wrong while I slowly eat my feelings and hate myself into diabetic shock…. I’d say I want to see the 64 year old women version of this…but no matter what you do…64 year old vagina is still like sheets on the clothes line blowing in the wind on a brisk fall day…so we’ll stick to homie… If you don’t like that – here’s some Russian Fight Club
Here you go fat people…mainly fat chicks who blame their metabolism or medication or being a mom for their horrible bodies…instead of blaming giving the fuck up…because giving the fuck up or at least admitting you gave the fuck off isn’t as good as pretending your body is beyond your control…cuz this dude is fucking old and ripped and even if he’s on testosterone…he fucking kills it…and I think it should inspire all you fat fucks to stop eating those donuts and to do a few sit-ups…myself included…but these donuts are so good…I’ll just let this psycho freak of nature prove us all wrong while I slowly eat my feelings and hate myself into diabetic shock…. I’d say I want to see the 64 year old women version of this…but no matter what you do…64 year old vagina is still like sheets on the clothes line blowing in the wind on a brisk fall day…so we’ll stick to homie… If you don’t like that – here’s some Russian Fight Club
I don’t know how this perv does it, but after getting Miley Cyrus topless , now here’s Terry Richardson posing with Paris Hilton . Granted, everybody knows it’s not that difficult to get Paris to take her clothes off in front of the camera. But still, if I tried to pull this crap, there’s no way hotties would take me up on it. And I don’t even wear pedophile glasses. Maybe that’s the secret. » view all 12 photos
I’m guessing that Sophie Anderton is supposed to be selling lingerie or something here, either that or she hawked her clothes , but since I like to assume the best for people, I prefer to believe that the British model just walks around like this normally. Whatever the reason, it’s clearly a good look, and one that more celebrities should try. Europeans are always starting new fashion trends, why can’t one I actually approve of take off for once? Photos: Fameflynet
Miley Cyrus should do more hosting and less mocking of the mentally ill . The 20-year old artist took a break last night from feuding with Sinead O’Connor to take to the Saturday Night Live stage as emcee and musical guess… and she was pretty darn funny. FIRST, Miley mocked the Apocalyptic reaction to her 2013 VMA performance, appearing opposite Vanessa Bayer as an old version of… Miley Cyrus: Miley Cyrus Mocks VMA Performance THEN, it was opening monologue time, as Cyrus said she would not be Twerking or apologizing, except to one small sect of individuals: “If I owe anybody an apology, it’s the people who make the bottom half of shirts.” Miley Cyrus SNL Monologue NEXT, Miey turned political, actually appearing as Michele Bachmann for a song titled “We Did Stop” in which she and the SNL crew parodied the government shutdown : Miley Cyrus Mocks Government Shutdown AFTER THAT, Cyrus portrayed Scarlett Johansson in that actress’ lost audition for Fifty Shades of Grey : Miley Cyrus: Lost Fifty Shades of Grey Audition FINALLY, there was a Miley Cyrus sex tape?!? No, of course not. But the young star turned mighty sexual for this skit: Miley Cyrus Sex Tape: SNL Skit Miley also performed both “We Can’t Stop” and “Wrecking Ball,” keeping her clothes on both times. Watch the renditions now and then sound off on Cyrus as host:
Miley Cyrus should do more hosting and less mocking of the mentally ill . The 20-year old artist took a break last night from feuding with Sinead O’Connor to take to the Saturday Night Live stage as emcee and musical guess… and she was pretty darn funny. FIRST, Miley mocked the Apocalyptic reaction to her 2013 VMA performance, appearing opposite Vanessa Bayer as an old version of… Miley Cyrus: Miley Cyrus Mocks VMA Performance THEN, it was opening monologue time, as Cyrus said she would not be Twerking or apologizing, except to one small sect of individuals: “If I owe anybody an apology, it’s the people who make the bottom half of shirts.” Miley Cyrus SNL Monologue NEXT, Miey turned political, actually appearing as Michele Bachmann for a song titled “We Did Stop” in which she and the SNL crew parodied the government shutdown : Miley Cyrus Mocks Government Shutdown AFTER THAT, Cyrus portrayed Scarlett Johansson in that actress’ lost audition for Fifty Shades of Grey : Miley Cyrus: Lost Fifty Shades of Grey Audition FINALLY, there was a Miley Cyrus sex tape?!? No, of course not. But the young star turned mighty sexual for this skit: Miley Cyrus Sex Tape: SNL Skit Miley also performed both “We Can’t Stop” and “Wrecking Ball,” keeping her clothes on both times. Watch the renditions now and then sound off on Cyrus as host:
Happy birthday suit, Susan Sarandon ! To celebrate, check out Hollywood’s most robustly racktastic MILF with a tribute video that includes everything from Sue’s nude debut in Joe (1970) to her losing her lesbian cherry on-camera to Catherine Deneuve in The Hunger (1983) to her home-run hooter exposure in Bull Durham (1988) to her serving up those succulent sliders in White Palace (1990).
Gemma Arteron is non-nude Runner Runner, but her clothes are missing in The Disappearance of Alice Creed . Sons of Anarchy star Maggie Siff makes her nude debut in Concussion , and Natalie Hall does the same in +1 .
It’s Paris Fashion week, and with that comes protestors who jump on stage and get topless to endorse or draw attention to some idiotic cause that I have no choice but to laugh at because clearly they are misguided idiots, but love, because tits do get noticed, even on lesbian activists, and I figure if you’re gonna cause a scene do it without your clothes on…especially when sitting at a table next to me at restaurant while you complain about your steak…. Here’s the video…