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Farrah Abraham Wants More Single Twitter Followers

Just when you thought Farrah Abraham had hit rock bottom, she proves you wrong. No, not because she’s “Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom.” She’s just redefining where the bottom is. The sex tape star and her creepily vacant expression took to Twitter and suggested that, y’know, people should follow her. Well, if “your” single that is. Why? WHY would anyone follow Farrah Abraham ? Unless you’re just curious what on earth she would post about … in which case we sort of get it. We don’t entirely get it, because it’s more than likely going to be Farrah tweeting about strippers, porn or “staying positive” despite “haters,” but sorta. The other funny part? She randomly tweeted all of the UK too. Perhaps she’s already exhausted her supply of sugar daddy sites to troll domestically and wants to branch out. Whatever is going on up there, we can’t say. But if she gets bored, here are some other groups of people she could Tweet about joining Farrah Nation: Alcoholics Anonymous members (for her obvious problem) U.S. Congress (so they’ll actually have something to do) Sex tape buyers (it’s all about social media marketing) Westboro Baptist Church (for entertainment value) Jenelle Evans (same thing) Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Sequel in the Works?

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Testicle-Eating Fish: Found in New Jersey!

A testicle-eating fish known as Pacu has been turning up further and further from its native Amazon habitat, with sightings reported in Scandinavia, France and Illinois. And now Northern New Jersey. Testicle-Eating Pacu Fish in New Jersey Tom Boylan hooked a 10-inch-long Pacu at Third Ward Veteran’s Memorial Park in Passaic, N.J., just 10 miles from NYC, according to The Bergen Record . The species is known for its wide teeth shaped like molars and strong jaw muscles that allow them to bust open tree nuts and other tough aquatic foods. Terrifyingly, however, they mistake human cojones for tree nuts. Two men in New Guinea reportedly died from blood loss after a Pacu chomped on theirs. The testicle-eating fish , which migrate upstream in order to spawn, can weigh up to 55 pounds and grow up to 3-4 feet in length when they reaches maturity. “Most likely, someone had [the 10-inch Pacu] in their fish tank and it grew too big, so they dumped it,” Pat Egan, manager at Absolutely Fish, said. “We call them ‘tank busters.’ We don’t even sell them, they grow so big.” Testicle-Eating Fish Caught in Sweden While the news of a Pacu in Passaic County is likely to scare some local residents, the good news is that the fish reportedly can’t survive cold temperatures. Garden State swimmers should be safe by spring … at least until climate change warms all bodies of water by a few degrees and then WHO KNOWS. Better just wear a cup at all times.

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Melissa Gorga Accused of Sexism, Advocating "Marital Rape" in Ridiculous New Advice Book

A sexist gorilla in Texas is making headlines this week for inappropriate behavior around females in his species. But this primate has nothing on Melissa Gorga. The Real Housewives of New Jersey cast members released an advice book titled “Love, Italian Style: The Secrets of My Hot and Happy Marriage” on September 17 – and it’s being met with some major critical backlash. Melissa Gorga Advocates Marital Rape?!? Many are coming down on Gorga for the role she outlines for women in a marriage, pointing to various passages that appear as if the reality star is advocating “marital rape.” Take this paragraph penned by Melissa’s husband, Joe Gorga: Men, I know you think your woman isn’t the type who wants to be taken. But trust me, she is. Every girl wants to get her hair pulled once in a while. If your wife says “no,” turn her around, and rip her clothes off. She wants to be dominated. Women don’t realize how easy men are. Just give us what we want. Gorga herself, meanwhile, advises women not to say “no” to their man too often because “eventually he will leave you alone more than you wish he would.” She also says her gender should do housework to “stay grounded;” should be “eye candy” for their husbands; and should permit them to yell at them to “release stress.” The memoir only has two stars on Amazon and one reader summed up the feelings of many very well when she wrote on the website: “This book was painful. Shame on whoever told Melissa Gorga she could write. Not to mention that her ‘secrets’ are from another century. I’ve been married nearly 30 years. We still got it. And it has nothing to do with being my husband’s servant. It has to do with love and respect. Too bad the author of this drivel doesn’t know that.”

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3 Reasons I’m Going To Buy A Yolo Polo

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Getting His Life Together? Lamar Odom In Out-Patient Rehab Program, Ignoring Drug Counselors

Come on Lamar, Lamar Odom In Rehab And Ignoring Drug Counselors Lamar has to want to help himself. Khloe is dangerously close to poppin’ a vein. She may not put up with him smoking rocks and chopping down slorey mistresses much longer…hopefully. According to Radar Online Lamar Odom had taken a giant step toward recovery by checking into an out-patient rehabilitation program… that was until he blew off a meeting with a drug counsellor on Tuesday, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned. The drug-troubled two-time NBA championship star blew off full-blown rehab because he has “major trust issues and didn’t feel comfortable in a rehab setting,” according to a source close to Odom. He agreed, instead, to enroll in a program to seek help for his addiction to OxyContin, Ambien and crack — a program that would ultimately allow him to go out in public and lead a relatively normal life. “Lamar had been scheduled to meet with a counsellor on Tuesday, but blew off the meeting,” revealed the insider. “Sadly, it doesn’t appear that Lamar is on track to getting healthy.” Those close to the ex-Los Angeles Lakers star — including the Kardashians clan — remain convinced he must check into serious rehab to get clean. Odom’s long-time sports agent Jeff Schwartz is “frustrated with Lamar because he is trying to get him to realize he must go back to rehab,” added the source. “Lamar just shuts down the topic whenever it’s brought up,” said the source. “When Jeff or anyone pushes Lamar to get help, he just abruptly ends the telephone call and let’s future calls go to voicemail. There is only so much Lamar’s inner circle can do… those that love him, including Khloe, cannot persuade him.” Serial philanderer Odom was popped for a DUI on August 30 when cops spotted him driving over the speed limit. He refused to take a chemical test and now faces losing his drivers license for up to a year. A rep for Odom did not immediately return a request for comment. Lamar is going to continue this isht and phuck all his scrilla up.

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Random Ridiculousness: Woman Caught Skinny Dipping In Casino Fountain In Front Of Guests

Today in crazy white folks news … Woman Swims Nekkid In Casino Fountain Those poor guests. They saw something no guests should see. According to Mail Online A young mother has been arrested after allegedly swimming nekked in a fountain inside a casino hotel. Courtney Cox was charged with disturbing the peace and public drunkenness following the incident in the Horseshoe Casino Hotel in Bossier City, Louisiana. Cox, 29, was reportedly skinny dipping in the hotel’s fountain at 10.30pm on Sunday night and she argued with officers when they tried to bring her to the police station. Hotel security guards were the ones to get her out of the fountain and put her clothes back on, according to local station KTAL. The officers actually gave her several chances to leave the situation without facing charges. They asked her once to have a sober friend pick her up and drive her home but Ms Cox then started swearing at the officers. ‘At one point she started using profanities and refused to stay still,’ police department spokesman Mark Matale told MailOnline. She was arrested after officers gave her ‘numerous chances’ to stop yelling and being belligerent ‘in front of casino patrons who were in the area at the time’ but she did not take them. The mother-of-two was then taken to the Bossier City Jail and is now out on bond. She is still awaiting her first court appearance. If she were a black woman, would they give her several chances to leave without facing charges? Facebook

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Random Ridiculousness: Woman Caught Skinny Dipping In Casino Fountain In Front Of Guests

Random Ridiculousness: Woman Caught Skinny Dipping In Casino Fountain In Front Of Guests

Today in crazy white folks news … Woman Swims Nekkid In Casino Fountain Those poor guests. They saw something no guests should see. According to Mail Online A young mother has been arrested after allegedly swimming nekked in a fountain inside a casino hotel. Courtney Cox was charged with disturbing the peace and public drunkenness following the incident in the Horseshoe Casino Hotel in Bossier City, Louisiana. Cox, 29, was reportedly skinny dipping in the hotel’s fountain at 10.30pm on Sunday night and she argued with officers when they tried to bring her to the police station. Hotel security guards were the ones to get her out of the fountain and put her clothes back on, according to local station KTAL. The officers actually gave her several chances to leave the situation without facing charges. They asked her once to have a sober friend pick her up and drive her home but Ms Cox then started swearing at the officers. ‘At one point she started using profanities and refused to stay still,’ police department spokesman Mark Matale told MailOnline. She was arrested after officers gave her ‘numerous chances’ to stop yelling and being belligerent ‘in front of casino patrons who were in the area at the time’ but she did not take them. The mother-of-two was then taken to the Bossier City Jail and is now out on bond. She is still awaiting her first court appearance. If she were a black woman, would they give her several chances to leave without facing charges? Facebook

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Bad Gal Diaries: Rihanna Too Slizzard To Take Picture With Fan At NYFW Alexander Wang Party

Rih Rih knows how to have a good time. Rihanna Refused To Pose With Fan The fan should be glad Rihanna didn’t knock her upside the head like the she does some of her fans. According to The NY Daily News Rihanna refused to pose with a fan at the Alexander Wang party, saying she was ‘too f—– up and drunk.’ One female admirer told the star how s3xy she was and asked if she could have a snapshot with her. The “Umbrella” singer refused, pushing the girl and telling her defiantly, “I am just chilling, I am too f—– up and drunk, no pictures.” At least Rihanna knows when she’s had too much and doesn’t run around butt azz nekkid like DMX. Continue reading

Muslim Matrimony-dom: Janet Jackson Spotted Shopping For Islamic Attire In Dubai

She’s really taking this Muslim thing all the way. Janet Jackson Spotted Shopping For Islamic Attire If your Muslim hubby was a billionaire…you would be dressing the part and praising Allah too. According to Gulf News Janet Jackson seems to be settling into her new role as a dutiful Qatari wife. The pop star was spotted in Dubai on Thursday shopping for abayas at Village Mall along the Jumeirah Beach Road. According to Gulf News reader Pylene, Jackson, who married Qatari business tycoon Wissam Al Mana last year, walked into abaya boutique Toushih at around four in the afternoon. “She was talking to the shop attendants and picking some of the clothes. She had a companion, another woman, who was dressed in an abaya.” A person who was present at the store confirmed to tabloid that the visitor was indeed Jackson. We pretty much saw this one coming from a mile away. FameFlynetPictures Continue reading

Miley Cyrus: Naked, Riding Wrecking Ball in New Music Video

For her latest music video, Miley Cyrus has left her foam finger and her Twerking teddy bears at home. Also, her clothes. Yes, the “We Can’t Stop” singer keeps things simple and very naked in the official video for ” Wrecking Ball ,” riding around in her birthday suit while straddling the apparatus after which the track is titled. The footage starts with an extreme close-up of an emotional Miley – but as the single speeds up and the words pour out, there’s Cyrus, ditching her clothing and scarcely cover up her private parts with a giant chain. Prepare for many more days’ worth of headlines and controversy over a 20-year old exposing her body in such a manner and react to the “Wrecking Ball” music video now: Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball” (Music Video) This Miley Cyrus video is…   Hot! Fun! Inappropriate! Terrible! View Poll »

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