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Aye! I’m Sharissa, I’m 15 years and from Holland. I…

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Aye! I’m Sharissa, I’m 15 years and from Holland. I can’t believe I can finally write my own Bieber experience. It all started in the beginning of March when I heard I could buy tickets to actually meet Justin. First my parents wouldn’t let me go but I begged as much as I could. My parents said that they had to think about it for a few days so I was okay with that. My mom and she said yes, but I had to ask my dad. He said no because it was to much money and I cried so hard that night. The next day my mom said she’d ask my dad once again about it and persuade him. While at school, I got a message from my mom: ”Honey, I just talked to your dad and he said it was ok to buy the M&G and I’m gonna try to get them in a few minutes! Love mom x.”  She tricked me that they were sold out until I got home. She had the meet and greet ticket purchase in her hand and gave it to me! I started to cry so hard and I hugged and thanked my mom. March 6th was one of the best days ever and I had to wait until April 13 to meet Justin. When I woke up on the big day, I made myself ready and pulled on my clothes and wrote ‘I love u Justin’ on my arms. Once we got to the arena, we got our M&G wristband and lanyard. After waiting for what felt like forever, Ryan (our host) told us we were going to meet Justin. Everyone started to scream. After a few minutes, we walked into a tunnel and there started the M&G line. I was 3rd in line, freaking out so much. The curtains weren’t closed so I saw Justin standing there and I thought to myself – WOAH he is so perfect. The M&G went really fast so it didn’t take long when it was my turn! Security pushed me to Justin and I was like, “Omg, it’s him.”  Justin put his arms around my waist and hugged me so tight. I couldn’t scream or cry because then my picture would be ruined and I didn’t want that. I smiled and when the photo was snapped I asked Justin for a hug and he said, “Of course sweetie.” I hugged him but halfway through, the security pulled me away from Justin and I couldn’t even say “thank you” to him! When I walked out of the line (crying), I got my goodie bag and ran to my friends and hugged them all. They were so happy for me! I was in shock and so thankful for what had just happened. It was the BEST DAY of my ENTIRE life. Thank you Justin for giving me the best Bieber Experience ever! I love you so much. -@BelieberDays             View original post here: Aye! I’m Sharissa, I’m 15 years and from Holland. I…

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Drugs Are Bad M’Kay: Alabama Man Popped For Driving On School Lawn, Stripping Nekkid, Peeing On Car, And Claiming He’s “High On Jesus”

Sounds like this guy was on something a little stronger than Molly Via WAAY School officials say a man who stripped off his clothes in front of Austin High School Monday afternoon claimed to be “high on Jesus.” Ronald Ray Fletcher, 27, is charged with indecent exposure. According to police, Fletcher went into the school and tried to check out a student and was told he wasn’t allowed. He then left the building, drove his car onto the grass in front of the school and removed his clothes. Officials said he waved at students in classrooms from outside. School officials said Fletcher also urinated on a car and asked for the same student he had tried to check out earlier before the school resource officer took him into custody. Principal Don Snow told the Decatur Daily he asked Fletcher if he was high, and Fletcher responded with “I’m high on Jesus.” School officials said Fletcher showed no signs of aggression, and police did not find any weapons in his vehicle. Morgan County mental health workers are working to determine if Fletcher was receiving any kind of treatment. If by “Jesus” he means a flaky, crystal-like substance that can be melted down on a spoon and drawn into a syringe, then sure. That’s EXACTLY what he’s high off of…SMH

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WATCH: Ryan Reynolds discovers fire – and Chris Sanders – with ‘The Croods’

There is apparently no end to  Lilo & Stitch creator Chris Sanders’ talents, from doing a great Nicolas Cage impression to braving the bitter cold at the NYC premiere of  The Croods  – with no jacket! Just how impressed was Ryan Reynolds  with Sanders?  “This is my first animated movie I’ve ever done, and I was doing one subsequently right afterwards and I learned so much from [the directors] that I shifted the sessions in the next animated movie to feel more like this one!” The Croods is director Chris Sanders’ second film for Dreamworks Animation, where he defected to after clashing with Disney over  American Dog. ( The title became   Bolt  after his departure).  Is he still enjoying his new home?  “Every film we make we get, like, better technology — so even better!”  Plus he’s already hard at work on  How To Train Your Dragon 2 . But his co-writer and director, Kirk De Micco, chimed in to say there was one area where Dreamworks Animation struggled — creating digital tar!   The request threw the animators for a loop.  “How deep is the tar?!  How sticky is the tar?!  Does it stick to their clothes?!”  Good thing Sanders and De Micco were there to answer their questions. Check out my full interview below: Follow Grace Randolph on  Twitter . Follow Movieline on  Twitter . 

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Beyonce in Shape but Not in Shape of the Day

Beyonce is a shape…round….but not in Shape….despite being featured in Shape. I know that is a confusing statement, that I can translate for you, since I wrote it. Beyonce is fat, sloppy, a mom and photoshopped for a magazine called Shape…that is about fitness, and people who are actually in Shape, but I guess they make exceptions when it comes to big A-Lister powerhouses, because it sells copies. Especially when controversial. I hate how she’s trying to be a sex pot, trying to compete with Rihanna who makes her husband more money than god, something we can assume has led to Beyonce stepping up her game, by stripping down her clothes and as much as I generally love that desperation. I’m not digging this, but I’m still willing to try jerking off to it, to challenge my masturbation abilities. It’s not self rape if I cum…but even if I cum, Beyonce is still the fucking devil.

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Rihanna’s Model Pose in a Tight Dress of the Day

Rihanna launched a clothing line…because that’s the life of a celebrity…you know serial “entrepreneurs” involved in any type of business they want….because all they have to do is attach their name to the shit…and collect royalty checks while actual business people run it…I mean her involvement is nothing more than spending the money it makes on her lavish lifestyle…and pretending to wear the clothes cuz it makes her money…This should offend any actual fashion designer trying to make it – Rihanna just did it better than you…with no training….sucks to be you. Here’s a video about her launch via the UK…. The funniest thing is that she showed up an hour late because she doesn’t give a fuck about the line and has nothing to do with the line….or setting up the show….even when they ask her about it she’s dropping bullshit lines and catch phrases she was told to say….cuz she’d rather be home napping…but part of the deal is this make believe shit… I am only into it cuz she’s not wearing a bra…..Here’s the collection via the Telegraph…. Next stop for Rihanna getting choked out by her baby daddy….on their wedding day…..

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Oops: Did Kim Kardashian’s BFF Jonathan Cheban ‘Accidentally’ Reveal The Sex Of Baby KimYe?

Jonathan Cheban Spotted Shopping For Newborn Boy Baby Clothes Knocked up reality star Kim Kardashian and her rapper boo thang Kanye have been keeping relatively quiet about the details surrounding their lil baby-baller-to-be, but one of Kim’s closest friends looks to have just slipped up and put the sex of their G.O.O.D music mini on blast. Kimmy Cakes’ sidekick Jonathan Cheban was recently spotted out in lala land doing some shopping for baby KimYe ……..and every single thing he picked out was blue and for a baby boy. via Hollyscoop Why is Kim Kardashian’s best friend Jonathan Cheban buying blue baby clothes and toys? Is it because Jonathan is already buying gifts in blue for the BABY BOY THAT KIM AND KANYE ARE HAVING! Jonathan was seen picking up light blue clothes and toys at a children’s clothing boutique in Beverly Hills today. This is enlightening because Kim was spotted going to a doctor’s appointment yesterday with Kanye, her mom AND Khloe. Pretty sure she doesn’t need the entire clan for any average doctor’s appointment unless…she was finding out the sex of the baby! He could very well have other friends who are expecting, but we’re gonna go out on a limb and say Jonathan just said it all without saying a word: It’s a boy. You can peep one of the pics of Johnathan shopping for baby boys’ stuff here . SplashNews/Instagram

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Miranda Kerr Pulls It Off

I may not understand fashion, unless my sweatpants with a hole in the crotch can be considered “daring” and “avant-garde.” But I do understand hotties, and getting Miranda Kerr to model your clothes makes them instantly hotter as far as I’m concerned. So while I have no clue if what Miranda’s wearing here is any good, at least I know she can pull it off — and I’d like to be there when she does, if you catch my drift. » view all 31 photos Related Articles: Miranda Kerr Topless In Jalouse Miranda Kerr In The Hottest Red Dress Ever The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2008 Miranda Kerr And Her Awesome Breasts Photos: WENN.com

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Pole Dancer Eats It is the Viral Video of the Day

There is just something about watching a stripper eat it when doing some pole dance that always makes me laugh….maybe because it reminds me of my youth, where the only strip clubs I was allowed in involved at least on on stage overdose a month, or maybe it’s just funny to watch a girl eat it, especially when she’s not stripping the way you’re supposed to strip…you know by taking off her clothes…but instead is stripping in some performance art bullshit that ruins the whole basis and foundation of the pole dance…maybe that’s why it broke from under her….cuz even the pole was like “girl….stripping pole dances only….leave your art fag shit at the lesbian art center”…..

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Throwback Sofia Vergara Nipple of the Day

Here’s a clip from 1994, when Sofia Vergara was just 40, posing her smaller than now, but still big single mother trying to make it as hard as she can tits. Fun. Apparently her tit falls out at some point…but I didn’t notice it becasue I was too busy trying to figure out what the hell I was watching, this low budget TV shit, that you can produce better quality productions on your iPhone, make me laugh, from the voice overs to the actual footage, is fucking genius, and should make a comeback because let’s face it…it’s a fucking joke in and of itself….kinda like this 90s hair…. Hispanic people are funny. That said, I am sure if you looked deep into the archives on the internet -even though she was struggling before the internet….there’d be a ton of her nudes….somewhere….cuz you don’t get famous keeping your clothes on especially when you’re a single mother!

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Hi Hater: Howard Stern Throws Shade At Lena Dunham And ‘Girls’ TV Show – “It’s A Little Fat Chick Who Looks Like Jonah Hill”

Howard Stern Insults ‘Girls’ Television Show Babbling big-haired radio host Howard Stern is known for his outlandish radio ettiquette, and now he’s lashing out at ‘Girls’ writer and director Lena Dunham in the worst way. via US Weekly On Monday, 59-year-old shock jock [Howard Stern] blasted Dunham and the ‘Girls’ show, about 20-somethings living in Brooklyn, on his radio show, calling her a “little fat chick” and likening the show’s racy sex scenes to “r8pe.” “It’s a little fat girl who kinda looks like Jonah Hill and she keeps taking her clothes off and it kind of feels like r8pe. She seems — it’s like — I don’t want to see that,” Stern chuckled on-air, explaining how he’d recently been clued into the show by wife Beth Ostronsky. “I learned that this little fat chick writes the show and directs the show and that makes sense to me because she’s such a camera hog that the other characters barely are on.” This dude and his radio rants need to have several seats. Luckily though, Lena had the last laugh as she apparently didn’t let Howard Stern and his hatin azz antics get to her : “I did find out that Howard Stern really hates [Girls], which I’m a Howard Stern fan, and I believe he’s earned the right to free speech and he should go for it,” she told David Letterman diplomatically on the Tonight Show Thursday. Laughing alllllll the way to the bank. Good for her.

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