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Paulina Rubio Isn’t Fat for a Mexican of the Day

I am like my old black homie who I used to go to the stripclub with and who would get mad everytime a black stripper got on stage and all the white dudes would start cheering. He thought it was a disgrace to his people and how far they had come and felt like seeing one of his own exploit herself was disgusting and a few steps back. So he would get lap dances with them and lecture them on their lives and what they were doing, encouraging them to put their clothes back on and to get a real job, and as soon as he finished paying them 40 dollars for the chat, he’d grab the dirtiest white girl in the room and convince her to let him finger bang her or to play with his dick

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LL Cool J Releases Michael Jackson Tribute ‘Billie Jean Dream’

Iced-out glove on a Bentley wheel? Picture Michael Jackson rolling. LL Cool J raps from the perspective of the King of Pop on a new freestyle that came out Monday called “Billie Jean Dream (Michael Jackson Tribute).” Giving new meaning to the term ghost writer, one of rap’s all-time greatest MCs tells listeners at the end of the record that the late singer gave him inspiration while he slept.

“The crazy thing is, I had a dream. Michael Jackson wrote that for me in a dream. That’s crazy, right? I had a dream, and homeboy wrote it for me in a dream. I saw it on a paper. I woke up and just jotted it all down on paper. Michael Jackson, that’s for you, baby. I love you.”

In the verse, Cool J raps over Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean” beat.

“Number one in the world, imagine how it feels to hit up Sony for a billion on a deal,” the Queens legend rhymes. “Buy out the Beatles, tell Paul to chill / Too live to talk, y’all read it in my will/… There’s one King of Pop, nothing else poppin’ off, comparing him to me, oh, please knock it off/ All of y’all emanating from one source/ Try to imitate it, but you can’t pull it off.

“Hold my umbrella, give me some support,” LL adds. “While I dance on the roof of the truck after court/ Can’t pull me down, I don’t know what y’all thought.”

In addition to releasing the track, the rapper announced a Michael Jackson tribute contest on his Web site, . Fans are encouraged to write their own MJ tribute songs, remix classic Jackson tracks or create music videos, and the winners will be promoted on the site.

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Dane Cook Will ‘Take The Hit’ For Vanessa Hudgens Joke At Teen Choice Awards

Comedian says of Hudgens nude-pictures joke: ‘I just wanted it to be funny.’ By Jocelyn Vena Dane Cook at the Teen Choice Awards Photo: FOX Dane Cook isn’t going to apologize for poking fun at Vanessa Hudgens at the Teen Choice Awards over her two nude-photo scandals. Although the joke was cut out of the broadcast, which aired Monday after being taped Sunday in Los Angeles, the comedian said he’ll “take the hit” for any criticism. “Girl, you gots to keep your clothes on! Phones are for phone calls, girl,” Cook told the “High School Musical” star, who didn’t seem very amused, at the awards show.

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Dane Cook Makes Unfunny, Inappropriate Reference to Vanessa Hudgens Naked Pic Scandal

Dane Cook is an unfunny moron.

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LMFAO Strip Down — In Times Square! — For MTV News Interview

Duo talks about breakout success of single, ‘I’m in Miami, B—h.’ By Akshay Bhansali with additional reporting by Tim Kash LMFAO in Times Square, NY Photo: MTV News NEW YORK — If one succeeds in coming up with a summertime anthem, well, maybe it is appropriate to conduct an interview in the middle of Times Square in just shorts and socks. At least, that’s what Sky Blu and Redfoo, the uncle-nephew duo that make up the California duo LMFAO , led us to believe. “It’s the summertime and we are out here in Times Square,” said Red.

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Ashley Greene’s Lawyers Threaten Legal Action Over Nude Photos

‘Twilight’ actress’ rep tells MTV News that leaked pictures ‘are illegal and are being unlawfully displayed.’ By Jocelyn Vena Ashley Greene at the Teen Choice Awards Photo: Frazer Harrison/ Getty Images It looks like “Twilight” star Ashley Greene is the latest starlet caught up in a nude-photo scandal. After Perez Hilton posted naked pictures that appeared to be of Greene, her rep stepped in and released a statement

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Ashley Greene Nude Pictures Confirmed as Real, Possibly Illegal

Ashley Greene could use a lesson in public relations… as well as in getting dressed.

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Ashley Greene Nude Pictures Confirmed as Real, Possibly Illegal

Kristin Cavallari is at the Beach and Not in a Bikini of the Day

Wearing clothes to a beach is like wearing a condom during sex. It’s unfuckin natural. So I don’t know what this Kristin Cavallari chick is doing, other than fuckin’ up the natural life cycle of beaches.

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SCANDAL: Vanessa Hudgens and The Christmas SEX TAPE?

Many rumors have past that say our High School Musical 1,2,3 star, Vanessa Hudgens, has produced a holiday related sex tape. In the tape Continue reading

Green Day ‘So Excited’ About VMA Noms

‘Even though we have eight VMA awards on our mantle, there’s always room for more,’ Billie Joe Armstrong says. By James Montgomery Green Day Photo: Kiyoshi Ota/ Getty Images You would think award show nominations would be old hat for the guys in Green Day . After all, they’ve been doing this for a while now

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