Peasant Coachella happened this past weekend, that’s what you call week 2 of Coachella for the discount bargain basement seekers, and a few of the regular cast and crew of last week’s coachella were there dressed like bohemian hippies because that’s the dress code for these phoney vapid cunts who need to identify with something, anything, to justify their plastic bullshit existence…because the organizers and sponsors of Coachella needed an excuse for the poorer people to buy tickets… I hear next year they are aiming for a 3 month festival, the money is too good, in 5 years, it’s going to be a amusement park that never ends…that’s how mainstream shit’s got…and like a Vegas casino pool, girls like Kendall Jenner will get paid to make appearances… All this to say, not enough drug overdoses… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Chance the Rapper was forced to cancel his Weekend 2 appearance at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival after he was admitted to a hospital Sunday, his management said. A little more than an hour before the Chicago emcee was to hit the main stage in Indio, the festival’s official smartphone app sent a dispatch with the news. The alert said “Chance the Rapper unable to perform today. Check out Classixx, Showtek, Scuba or Frank Turner instead.” The rapper, 21, born Chancelor Bennett, fell ill Friday night and was admitted to a hospital Sunday. No reason for the hospitalized has been given. NDN
Well would ya looky here at these kids in love! Solange Knowles Photographed Holding Hands With Boyfriend At Coachella Solange Knowles was spotted strolling the grounds at Coachella with her longtime boo thang Alan Ferguson. Solange recently referenced Ferguson in an Instagram ode to all the things she’s feeling gratitude about. We’re glad to see them still going strong. Hit the flip for more AKM-GSI/Instagram
As fun as Coachella seems if you are into horrible crowded places filled with horrible people…who think they are connecting with something organic and amazing, even revolutionary, all corporate sponsored, because they have their heads shoved so far up their asses, asses that they don’t mind showing the world, because cut off jean shorts are still the Coachella style, reminiscent of the hippies they are channelling, but designer and 300 dollars a pair, to make it ok…and here’s Kendall Jenner crying for attention, playing around like she’s not paralyzed by her rich and famousness, because she’s amongst like-minded people….pretty awful, but I dig ass cheeks even when on 16 year old girls at Starbucks…I mean especially on 16 year old girls at Starbucks…because it’s not illegal to stare at their exhibitionism… Anyway, week two Coachella is happening, because they don’t make enough money week one, it’s like they found their scam now milk it…
Jay Z is an undeniable Hip-Hop legend/industry tastemaker who can’t seem to decide if he’s 24 or 44 which is both sad/hilarious. At some point, he shriveled into the ‘ old man in the club ‘ who refuses to pass the torch, sit down somewhere and be a stay-at-home dad in 2014. Hit the jump for Humpback Hov’s un-coolest moments (and remember to check out Moguldom’s “ A Genius Leaves The Hood: The Unauthorized Story of Jay Z “ available on itunes NOW).
Kelly Osbourne has made it clear that she’s on Team Miley and on Team Bieber . Team Paris Hilton? Not so much. After attending the Coachella Music Festival in California this weekend, Osbourne took Twitter and lashed out at her former rival with the following message: “@ParisHilton please grow up there is no need to act like a child you could of happily joined us! it’s not 2005 no one cares!” It’s unclear exactly what went down at Coachella between the D-Listers, but Great Britain’s The Daily Mirror claims it’s all Hilton’s fault.” “Kelly was sitting with some mates, minding her own business, when Paris suddenly started b–ching and moaning, and slagging her off,” a source tells that newspaper, adding: “ She was asked by someone else to join the group, but declined and swanned off. The pair didn’t speak for the rest of the weekend.” This was not what went down according to another insider, however: Paris Hilton herself! “@KellyOsbourne getting tweets about us,” the ex-reality star Tweeted today. “I’m confused, as I did not see you once this entire weekend. No clue how these stories get invented.” We’ll do our best to get to the bottom of this possible feud, while trying to decide whether or not to included these two in the following collection: 11 Celebrity Feuds We Never Saw Coming Open Slideshow 1. Kathy Griffin vs. Demi Lovato Kathy Griffin thinks Demi Lovato is the biggest “douche” in Hollywood. Lovato’s fans thin Griffin should shut the eff up. View As List 1. Kathy Griffin vs. Demi Lovato Kathy Griffin thinks Demi Lovato is the biggest “douche” in Hollywood. Lovato’s fans thin Griffin should shut the eff up. 2. Lady Gaga vs. Perez Hilton Lady Gaga has accused Perez of stalking her. Perez has slammed the singer for thinking she’s the Queen of Twitter. Ugly stuff, people. 3. Khloe Kardashian vs. Joan Rivers So much for Khloe’s appearance on E!’s Fashion Police. The reality star snubbed the talk show host after Rivers mocked Kim Kardashian Superstar. 4. Selena Gomez vs. Lorde Lorde doesn’t think Selena represents feminists very well. When you’re ready come and get it? Come on, Lorde says! 5. Drake Bell vs. Justin Bieber Drake Bell slams Justin Bieber at every opportunity. He even wants the singer deported to Canada! 6. Carol Alt vs. Kate Upton Carol Alt does not see what the “hullabaloo” is around Kate Upton. We question her hindsight. 7. David Letterman vs. Bristol Palin David Letter had a lot of fun at Bristol Palin’s expense when the teenager was pregnant. Some thought he crossed a line. 8. Jimmy Kimmel vs. Kanye West These two have sort of buried the hatred hatchet. But Kanye and Kimmel went at it over Twitter after the latter mocked the former. 9. Sinead O’Connor vs. Miley Cyrus Yes, Sinead O’Connor is still around. And her feud with Miley Cyrus actually ignited some interesting points about mental health. 10. Donald Trump vs. Rosie O’Donnell It started in 2009 when Trump referred to O’Donnell as a “pig.” She then slammed his failed marriages. Juicy stuff all around. 11. Chris Brown vs. Law Okay, maybe this feud isn’t so unexpected.
Coachella celebrity sightings are part of the fun of the weekend-long music fest, but its not every day that a pair of celebs get excited to spot a couple civilians. Yet it seems that’s just what happened to a couple of random concertgoers who didn’t notice they’d been photobombed by actors Aaron Paul and Kellan Lutz until they started posting their pics online. At first the unidentified couple only noticed a very enthusiastic Jesse Pinkman in the background of their selfie and they captioned the photo: “We got photobombed by Aaron Paul (Jesse Pinkman from breaking bad) at Coachella.” Shortly after the pic went online, an observant Redditor pointed out to the couple that Lutz (Emmett Cullen from the Twilight films) is flashing a grin to the right of Paul. Okay, so its not as cool as catching a hilariously awkward Leonardo DiCaprio dance , but it serves a yet another reminder that you never know who you’ll cross paths with at Coachella. If you weren’t able to attend weekend one of the festival, or if you just want to relive the epic celeb-fest, check out our gallery of famous Coachella attendees below. We hear there was even a band or two at this thing! 2014 Coachella Music Festival Celebrity Sightings Open Slideshow 1. Selena, Jenners at Coachella Selena Gomez and the Jenners have come fast friends. They pose here at Coachella 2014. View As List 1. Selena, Jenners at Coachella Selena Gomez and the Jenners have come fast friends. They pose here at Coachella 2014. 2. Nicky Hilton at Coachella Nicky Hilton stepped out at Coachella. Sister Paris was also there, but the two didn’t seem to be together. 3. Aaron Paul at Coachella Yeah, bitch! Aaron Paul was at Coachella! He definitely looks excited to be there, don’t you think? 4. Justin Bieber at Coachella Justin Bieber shocked Coachella attendees and took to the stage with Chance the Rapper. Watch him perform here. 5. Joe Jonas at Coachella Now that he’s done being in a band with his brothers, Joe Jonas is hitting the music scene as a concert-goer instead of a performer. 6. Emma Roberts at Coachella Emma Roberts attended Coachella with three friends and her boyfried. Looks like they had a fun weekend. 7. Kellen Lutz at Coachella Kellen Lutz smiles for the camera and gives fans a wave while attending the 2014 Coachella Music Festival. 8. Audrina Patridge at Coachella Audrina Patridge, The Hills alum and “bona fide rocker,” hit up Coachella over the weekend. 9. Fergie at Coachella We haven’t heard any new music from Fergie in a while. Was she at Coachella to be inspired? 10. Minnie Driver at Coachella Minnie Driver hit up the Coachella Music Festival proving that the scene isn’t reserved for the 25 and under crowd! 11. Jared Leto at Coachella Jared Leto arrived and departed from Coachella on private helicopter. OF COURSE HE DID. 12. Kate Bosworth at Coachella Kate Bosworth got cozy with her boyfriend, Michael Polish, at Coachella over the weekend. 13. Paris Hilton at Coachella Paris Hilton poses with fans at Coachella. And she smiles! Unlike Selena. 14. Kendall and Kylie Jenner at Coachella Kendell and Kylie Jenner rocked the Coachella music festival in their black boho attire. 15. Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie at Coachella Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie, who are back together, attended Coachella together. Perhaps this is one way they’re working on their marriage. 16. Selena Gomez Takes Selfies at Coachella Selena Gomez takes selfies with fans at Coachella. Would it kill her to smile for the camera? 17. David Hasselhoff at Coachella David Hasselhoff attended the Coachella music festival. The Hoff says “No YOU have a good time.” 18. Leonardo DiCaprio: Dancing at Coachella This may be our favorite video of all-time. Watch Leonardo DiCaprio dance at Coachella, unaware he’s being filmed.
Coachella looks like a fucking nightmare. It seems like a lot of try hard, poser, LA rich people trying to be part of something epic or legendary, when it’s almost like just going to some amusement park brought to you by McDonald’s. It seems about as Authentic as anything Hollywood, an event with a false illusion that you need to be a part of it, to really matter in this world. You know scenester shit…where no one really has fun, but everyone pretends to have fun, because when they are in it, they are at Coachella, and you’re not, and they can’t admit it sucks…or if they do, it will be in a hipster way, like saying how it was too hot, or how three models would not stop asking for coke that it was annoying… I mean, I think anything filled with celebrities who really don’t matter in the grand scheme of things, and their idiot followers, or other idiots who want to be part of that world, is a great place for a strategic natural disaster to hit… It’s a good money making hook for people who want to party with celebrities, destroyed by corporate sponsorships, because it’s all about making money…. The whole thing reminds me how fucking lame the world is…But it does get these idiots in bikinis…and that’s something I like…because as pathetic a hobby as BIKINI pics is…I feel like it’s better than trying to join these fools as if I was one of them or part of their movement…because these people, in the event you weren’t aware, are the fucking devil. Here’s Emmy Rossum in a Bikini with Flowers in her Hair…must be for Coachella… Here’s Mackayla Moroney… Here’s Ashley Benson and Shay Mitchell in bikinis… Here’s Vanessa Hudgens in a bikini… Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
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