HA! A construction company in Canada is a bit late to the mocking-Kim-Kardashian-for-her-short-marriage-to-Kris-Humphries-game… but we’ll still laugh at the effort. In an attempt to quell complaints from the public, a Toronto-based company has put up the following sign outside the Bay Adelaide Centre, which really is coming soon, it swears: The sign was reportedly created by famous comedy troupe Second City. Kim, of course, is now the mother to North West and girlfriend of Kanye West . She’s moved on. But it’s fun to see not everyone else has.
Earlier this week, Ashley Benson flashed her cleavage on Instagram. But there’s one man who gets to see a lot more than mere cleavage – and it’s someone Pretty Little Liars fans know well: yes, Benson is dating costar Tyler Blackburn! “He makes me laugh,” Benson tells Us Weekly of her boyfriend and colleague. “I have such a crush!” The stars were spotted smooching in April at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival, but did not go public with their relationship until recently. Any awkwardness on set, meanwhile, will soon be relieved because Blackburn has been cast on Ravenswood , the Pretty Little Liars spinoff that premieres in October. New characters for it will be introduced on the PLL Halloween special.
Kate Bosworth got hired to do some video for Topshop about Coachella, which is both further proof that Coachella is some mainstream hipster bullshit….that has little to know cool to it…but instead is just over commercialized money making crap….that only matters because hot girls go to it….but more importantly, this video reminds us that Kate Bosworth still exists and that she can get work, she’s capable, and I’m into that cuz I kinda like Kate Bosworth, not that I remember anything she’s done as an actor, but I do remember her skinniness, and her ability to model….not that modeling takes much ability, but you get what I’m saying…. That said, this video fucking sucks. It’s so fucking boring….TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES BITCH.
Over the past few weeks, they’ve been spotted at Coachella . And h’s given her an expensive present . And nary a tabloid cover has teased their break up. But all it not perfect in the world of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, according to a new report. “They are absolutely still together but are having some difficulties right now,” an insider told E! News yesterday, adding vaguely that the main source of contention is “priorities.” As in… she wants to work more and he wants to focus on their relationship? Or vice versa? It’s not clear. But it’s not hopeless, either. Far from it, in fact. “They’ll be fine,” the same mole says of Robsten . “I do not foresee a split, they are just crazy in love. This is just another bump in the road.” Last Wednesday, the couple flew back to California from New York, but they’ve been taking some time apart in Los Angeles. “He’s been hanging out with the boys a lot, and she’s been with her girlfriends,” another person in the know shares. “They seem to be living separate lives at the moment, I haven’t seen her around at all.” Have no fear, though, fans: a little space could be just what the pair needs.
Celebrities love to share their thoughts on Twitter. Isn’t that right, Amanda Bynes ? Kim Kardashian? This isn’t to say that said Tweets are pearls of wisdom, or even coherent. In many cases, they are of little use and may be more confusing than anything. With this in mind, a new YouTube video pays homage to some of the best Tweets from celebrities in music video form, because it was only a matter of time. Check it out below and sing along! Celebrity Tweets Music Video
Jimmy Kimmel took his recurring “Lie Witness News” segment to Coachella last weekend, in an effort to get the perspective of festival-goers on various bands. Ones that do not actually exist. Jimmy Kimmel ‘Lie Witness News’ at Coachella “Music fans love knowing about bands no one else has heard of,” he dryly noted, then decided to take this idea to an entirely different, absurd level. “So we sent a camera crew to Coachella, and we asked people walking into the venue what they thought about a bunch of bands whose names we made up.” Among the awesome band names Kimmel and his correspondent invented: Dr. Shlomo & G.I. Clinic, The Chelsea Clintons and Get The F**k Out of My Pool. Two Door Cinema Club is actually real, however, to make it even more confusing.
Tips for this weekend’s festival from someone who’s been there. By Mary J. DiMeglio Phoenix’s Laurent Brancowitz and R. Kelly at Coachella on Saturday Photo: Denis O’regan
Tips for this weekend’s festival from someone who’s been there. By Mary J. DiMeglio Phoenix’s Laurent Brancowitz and R. Kelly at Coachella on Saturday Photo: Denis O’regan
There was a time when I was into Amanda Seyfried. I thought she was the hottest little body with decent sized tits to come out of hollywood. I liked that she looked dumpy for the paparazzi like a pothead with no real care in the world and nothing to prove. I liked that she did mainstream shitty movies, while keeping real by doing hardcore nude scenes in independent movies, you know to keep some level of street cred. I liked that Lohan hated her and her success….but now I’m bored of her, mainly because she got out performed by Anne Hathaway in a movie she had more on screen time in, making me think she’s a loser, and I hate losers, probably because they are the only people who sleep with me. Well she was in Allure, she said her tits are smaller than they used to be, I guess cuz she’s got off the pill, or all that cocaine….she also talked about how sicking is like deepthroating a cock in the back of your throat…and I guess she’s not as bad as I say she is, but I had higher hopes for this twat….I guess we’ll see what she comes out with next…because it’s not too late, she can turn this around….I believe in a thing called Amanda Seyfried.
It’s a big day in this busty hooker with daddy issues’ life. This is having her debut performance in NUTS magazine, so that a whole new readership of people can fall in love with her like the old guy who pays her to suck her feet at the stripclub she worked at before being recruited to be a busty topless model…unless she’s the rare breed of busty topless models who just knew at a young age that they were beyond being a stripper and that their calling was to take those tits straight to the magazines avoiding that whole typical daddy issue cliche. You know the kind of waitress who is tired of shit tips and long hours who is just like “fuck it, let’s take these tits and get famous”…..something I encourage all girls, even flat chested ones, to do…cuz there’s just something about topless models that I like….and I”m thinking it starts with their nipples. Her name is Seren Gibson and you may be seeing more from her… Some Other Hooker Is in the Issue Naked Too CLICK HERE TO SEE HER
