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Stephen Colbert, Herman Cain Stump For Votes in South Carolina

Newt, Schmewt. Mitt, Schmitt. Herman Cain dropped out of the presidential race months ago, but that won’t stop Stephen Colbert from rallying for him in advance of today’s primary. The Comedy Central host hit the campus of the College of Charleston Friday, joined by over 3,000 students, a marching band, cheerleaders, and Cain: Stephen Colbert-Herman Cain Rally Colbert, who toyed with running in the South Carolina GOP primary himself, was waylaid by the technicality of not getting his name on the ballot in time. Cain, who abandoned his bid in the fall after a brief surge to the top of the polls, happens to still be on the ballot, so Colbert threw his support to Cain . A gospel choir sang “This Little Light of Mine” before Colbert delivered an address at the “Rock Me Like a Herman Cain: South Cain-Olina Primary Rally.” “Do not sit down!” Colbert said. “There are no chairs. Partly for budgetary reasons, but mostly because I’ll take a standing ovation any way I can get it.” He zinged the frontrunner as such: “The only difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney is that the statue never changes in position.” Before introducing Cain, he also zinged Rick Santorum. “A Her Man is not the same as a She Male,” Colbert said, according to reports, adding. “I don’t want to frighten any Rick Santorum supporters.” “I have believed in the message of Herman Cain for several days now. I want you to vote for Herman Cain because Herman Cain is me… and he possesses the one thing I don’t think I possibly will ever have: a place on the South Carolina ballot.” Fight on, Stephen and Herman. Fight on.

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Stephen Colbert Wins Approval for SuperPAC

Stephen Colbert will not be our next President. But he may have a say who gets the job. The comedian/talk show host won approval today from the Federal Election Committee to form a SuperPAC, meaning Colbert can raise money and produce/buy television time for political advertisements. “Moments ago the Federal Election Committee made their ruling,” Colbert said ta crown below outside the FEC headquarters. “And ladies and gentlemen I’m sorry to say, we won!” Stephen Colbert Super PAC Announcement How did this come about? Former FEC Chairman Robert Lenhard said the ruling “means people can use their network’s resources to fund their own PAC ads without needing to report it on their network, on their show.” As for the host of The Colbert Report? Added Lenhard: “I think he’s going to have fun. But until he gets at least a million dollars he’s not going to run many ads outside of his show.” Colbert is already working on that, however. He solicited donations from fans during his speech, telling supporters: “I don’t know about you but I do not accept limits on my free speech, I don’t know about you but I do not accept the status quo. But I do accept Visa, MasterCard and American Express.”

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50 Cent – I’m All Turnt Up

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50 Cent – I’m All Turnt Up 50 Cent drops another freestyle, this one entitled, “I’m All Turnt Up.” Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Real Talk NY Discovery Date : 02/04/2011 01:55 Number of articles : 2

50 Cent – I’m All Turnt Up

Stephen Colbert Performs an Epic Version of ‘Friday’ on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

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When Stephen Colbert donated $26,000 of his BFFSM (best friend for six months) Jimmy Fallon’s money to DonorsChoose.org, Fallon couldn’t come up with the cash. Instead, he pledged that if his fans donated the money by, well, Friday, then Colbert would perform Rebecca Black’s epically awful song on his show. Well, the people were up Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Flavorwire Discovery Date : 02/04/2011 15:13 Number of articles : 2

Stephen Colbert Performs an Epic Version of ‘Friday’ on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

Stephen Colbert Slams Rick Sanchez: His Endorsement Could Get Me Tens of Supporters

Comedian Stephen Colbert on Thursday ridiculed Rick Sanchez, the much-maligned CNN personality that deservedly is the butt of many jokes. After telling his “Colbert Report” viewers that Jon Stewart’s Washington rally next month has been endorsed by Oprah Winfrey, Colbert informed them that he too has gotten a “major media figure” in his corner. Upon learning the endorsement is from Sanchez, Colbert said, “Wow. Rick Sanchez. The coveted Sanchez bump. That could get me tens of supporters.” After showing a clip of the CNNer making a fool of himself on the air, Colbert panicked, “Oh, my God. It’s like I’m a freshman and I’ve just been befriended by a loser upper-classman” (video follows with transcript and commentary, h/t Right Scoop ): STEPHEN COLBERT: Whoop-dee-doo, Jon. Oprah tweeted about you. It just so happens that I got a tweet from Gail. She even re-tweeted it to the authorities. And guess what? Guess what, Jon? I have just been informed that I’ve gotten my own endorsement from a major media figure, too. I’m so excited. Who could it be? Jimmy. (BEGIN VIDEOTAPE) RICK SANCHEZ: Keep fear alive. BROOKE BALDWIN: Yeah, keep fear alive. SANCHEZ: I love that. Here’s what we’re going to do. Let’s start ignoring the other guy, I’m not even going to say his name, and give all the emphasis to Stephen Colbert… BALDWIN: Okay. SANCHEZ: …because he’s a true American. We’re not even going to talk about the other guy. (END VIDEOTAPE) [Laughter] COLBERT: Wow. Rick Sanchez. The coveted Sanchez bump. That could get me tens of supporters. Take that, Jon. You know what, Jimmy, give me a little taste of this Cracker Jack, nimble-minded newsman. (BEGIN VIDEOTAPE) SANCHEZ: Up next, ad-lib a tease. That’s what it says right here. Now, I’m supposed to ad-lib about something that I should know about, right? (END VIDEOTAPE) COLBERT: Oh, my God. [Laughter and applause] COLBERT: It’s like I’m a freshman and I’ve just been befriended by a loser upper-classman. Now I have to eat lunch with him the whole year. Snap out of it, Colbert, snap out of it. Look at this positively. Rick Sanchez is kind of like Oprah for people who like to watch Rick Sanchez getting tased. Right, Rick? (BEGIN VIDEOTAPE) SANCHEZ: Do it. (Groans in agony.) COLBERT: I can’t believe — (groans in agony) — never became his trademark signoff. So, Rick, Rick, my friend, if you really want to help me get my Facebook total up, come to my march, stand on stage with me, and let me tase you. For America. CNN should be so proud that one of its anchors is the focus of so many jokes.  Just imagine how comedians are going to go after Eliot Spitzer and Piers Morgan once their programs start.

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Stephen Colbert, Dems’ Trained Clown, Trotted Out to Distract From Obama DOJ Scandal

Personally, I completely  agree with Glenn Reynolds  that  having this idiot Colbert testify was nothing more than a Democrat stunt to take the media’s eye off the very real and important testimony also taking place today regarding the  Justice Department’s racism scandals . So the more cringe-worthy and embarrassing Colbert’s appearance is, the better. Naturally, the MSM will be all too willing to play along. They fully understand how damaging the DOJ Black Panther case is to the Obama Administration and have no desire to come anywhere near covering it. And of course, there’s Stephen Colbert, just as willing to play along – a narcissistic attention whore with no respect for the political process who thinks his schtick combined with a ten hour day he spent in the vegetable fields somehow makes him a compelling and important witness. The one good thing that came out of this is Colbert’s reaction to Conyers’ request that he leave. It’s not very often you see a smug, superior Hollywoodist caught off guard. Byron York has more coverage  here . He thinks the Democrats damaged themselves with this stunt:  Colbert stayed in place as the other witnesses made opening statements. When Colbert’s turn came, Conyers briefly interrupted to say that he was withdrawing his request for Colbert to leave. Then Colbert began his testimony, which was an in-character schtick based on a one-day visit to an upstate New York farm. “This is America,” Colbert said. “I don’t want a tomato picked by a Mexican.”  As the hearing went on, Colbert said things like, “I was a cornpacker…cornpacker is a derogatory term for a gay Iowan.” At the end, Lofgren proclaimed the hearing “helpful.” She thanked the witnesses, who she called “volunteers to help make a better country.” But the presence of her star witness, Colbert, had cause a number of strange and awkward moments, ones that could come back to some of the Democrats on the panel in the campaign ahead. I disagree with York. As I write this, Colbert is all over cable news and the  “bombshell” testimony regarding the DOJ is nowhere to be seen. But it’s hard to beat the trifecta of political corruption: Democrats, the media, and Hollywood. Mission accomplished. Crossposted at Big Hollywood  

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Obama Gets Highest Ratings from Followers of Olbermann, Maddow and NYT

A new study by the Pew Research Center found that Barack Obama gets his highest approval ratings from people that watch MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow, as well as from readers of the New York Times. The numbers are rather staggering, as 84 percent of regular viewers of MSNBC’s “Countdown” give the President high marks for his job performance. This compares to 80 percent for regular viewers of “The Rachel Maddow Show” and 79 percent for regular readers of the Times. But that’s just one of the interesting findings in the Pew survey released Sunday: Americans are spending more time with the news than was the case a decade ago. As was the case in 2000, people now say they spend 57 minutes on average getting the news from TV, radio or newspapers on a given day. But today, they also spend an additional 13 minutes getting news online, increasing the total time spent with the news to 70 minutes. This is one of the highest totals on this measure since the mid-1990s and it does not take into account time spent getting news on cell phones or other digital devices . Only about one-in-four (26%) Americans say they read a newspaper in print yesterday, down from 30% two years ago and 38% in 2006. Meanwhile, online newspaper readership continues to grow and is offsetting some of the overall decline in readership. This year, 17% of Americans say they read something on a newspaper’s website yesterday, up from 13% in 2008 and 9% in 2006. Overall, cable news continues to play a significant role in peoples’ news habits – 39% say they regularly get news from a cable channel. But the proportions saying they regularly watch CNN, MSNBC and CNBC have slipped substantially from two years ago, during the presidential election. The partisan divide in cable news is stunning if not shocking: Only Fox News has maintained its audience size, and this is because of the increasing number of Republicans who regularly get news there. Four-in-ten Republicans (40%) now say they regularly watch Fox News, up from 36% two years ago and just 18% a decade ago. Just 12% of Republicans regularly watch CNN, and just 6% regularly watch MSNBC. As recently as 2002, Republicans were as likely to watch CNN (28%) as Fox News (25%). The share of Democrats who regularly watch CNN or Fox News has fallen from 2008. Interesting. So both Democrats and Republicans are reducing their viewership of CNN. Doesn’t say much for the supposedly must trusted name in news, does it? Eight-in-ten Americans (80%) who regularly listen to Rush Limbaugh or watch Sean Hannity are conservative – roughly twice the national average of 36%. And at the other end of the spectrum, the New York Times, Keith Olbermann, the Daily Show, the Colbert Report and Rachel Maddow have regular audiences that include nearly twice the proportion of liberals than in the public. News audiences also vary widely when it comes to opinions about current issues and topics. For instance, those who describe themselves as supporters of the Tea Party movement make up disproportionately large proportions of the audiences for Limbaugh’s radio show and Fox News opinion programs. This also is the case for supporters of the NRA (National Rifle Association). By contrast, supporters of gay rights make up large shares of regular New York Times readers, viewers of the Colbert Report and NPR listeners. Several ideologically divergent news audiences – including Wall Street Journal readers and viewers of the Colbert Report and Glenn Beck show – include larger-than-average percentages of self-described libertarians. Here’s where things really got interesting: Overall, the share of Americans who say keeping up with the news is something they enjoy a lot has dipped, from a consistent 52% in recent biennial news consumption surveys, including 2008, to 45% in 2010. The decline is linked to partisanship and ideology: in 2008 67% of liberal Democrats said they enjoyed the news a lot, compared with just 45% today. By contrast, about as many conservative Republicans say they enjoy keeping up with the news today as did so two years ago (57% now, 56% then). This has resulted in a switch in news enjoyment. Today, conservative Republicans enjoy keeping up with the news more than any other ideological and partisan group; just two years ago it was the liberal Democrats who held that distinction. How much of this is economic? After all, the news was far better when Pew last did this study in 2008. There certainly is less to “enjoy” today. On the other hand, that doesn’t explain the ideological divide. Maybe liberals liked things better when Bush and the Republicans were being blamed for all the problems in the world, and just can’t stand watching their politicians take any heat at all. By contrast, it seems conservatives enjoy keeping up with the news regardless of which Party is getting scrutinized. That says something, doesn’t it? Search engines are playing a substantially larger role in people’s news gathering habits – 33% regularly use search engines to get news on topics of interest, up from 19% in 2008. This is a predictable but yet concerning finding, for it makes it essential that search engines don’t have their own biases. As conservatives have pointed fingers at Google’s algorithms for years, the more people rely on search engines to guide them to news sources, the more impartial such engines better be, especially for the following reason: About eight-in-ten (82%) say they see at least some bias in news coverage; by a 43% to 23% margin, more say it is a liberal than a conservative bias. This makes search engine neutrality essential or conservatives are really going to have a hard time leveling the playing field. That said, we’ve saved the best for last: Among news audiences, Obama gets his highest approval ratings among regular viewers of Keith Olbermann (84% approve) and Rachel Maddow (80%); his rating is nearly as high among regular readers of the New York Times (79%). Obama gets his lowest ratings among regular Sean Hannity viewers (7%) and Rush Limbaugh listeners (9%). So Obama gets his highest approval ratings from folks that watch Olbermann, Maddow, and read the New York Times. What does this say about the journalistic standards at MSNBC and the Gray Lady? After all, depending on which poll you look at, half or less of the nation currently approve of the job Obama is doing.  If Olbermann and Maddow watchers, along with Times readers, have such a drastically different view of the President than the rest of the nation, these entities must be doing a horrible job of reporting the news to their patrons.  Is there any greater example of the dangers of liberal media bias and the need to aggressively combat it? 

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TV Bites: Daniel Tosh Becomes King of Comedy Central

It’s official: Daniel Tosh has surpassed both of Comedy Central ‘s heavy-hitter hosts, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert , in ratings. The comedian’s show, Tosh.0 , drew the network’s highest ratings on Wednesday since an episode of Chappelle’s Show back in 2004. Tosh’s program — which is commonly described as a Talk Soup featuring Internet clips — has been averaging 2.2 million viewers compared to Stewart’s 2 million and Colbert’s 1.4 million. Tosh.0 was recently renewed by the cable network for a third season. [ THR ] Jay Leno foils the plans of thousands of travelers, Celebrity Rehab ejects a contestant, and more TV Bites after the jump.

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‘Colbert Report’: Oil’s Well That Ends Well

Why isn’t President Obama appearing to be angry over the BP oil spill debacle? Stephen Colbert demonstrates how he can bump up the anger a notch—and discovers why buying condoms at a BP station isn’t a very good idea. Related Entries June 7, 2010 The Christian Fascists Are Growing Stronger June 7, 2010 A Warning From Noam Chomsky on the Threat of Elites

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Sorry, Bill O’Reilly: Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert Ain’t Going Away

We’ve got bad news for Bill O’Reilly and Jim Cramer. Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart aren’t going away anytime soon. Comedy Central has extended their…

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