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SMH: Slizzard Man Shoots Half His Face Off With Rifle While Sharing Hunting Stories With Friends

We know that had to hurt. Man Shoots Half His Face Off This is why only certain people should handle guns. According to Bangor Daily News: A 31-year-old man is recovering at a Boston hospital after accidentally shooting part of his face off with a rifle Wednesday night, according to police. Dale Poulin of Waterville and two of his friends were exchanging hunting stories at a College Avenue apartment when the incident occurred, according to Waterville police Chief Joseph Massey. At one point during the conversation, Poulin went outside to his pickup and brought the high-powered, .270-caliber rifle inside the residence, according to Massey. For reasons unknown to police, Poulin put the gun under his chin as he and his friends continued to drink alcohol and share stories. Massey said Poulin thought the gun was not loaded when he pulled the trigger, and he never contemplated suicide. The bullet completely tore off the bottom of Poulin’s face, the chief said. “It’s one of those things where you mix alcohol and weapons and start to do very unsafe things, and you end up with a tragedy,” Massey said. When police entered the residence, they encountered Poulin sitting in a chair with his entire face torn off below his nose, the chief said. Poulin’s friends attempted to control the massive bleeding until police and rescue workers could arrive, Massey said. Poulin was somewhat responsive to officer’s questions, and all signs indicate that the shooting was an accident. Poulin was initially transported to MaineGeneral Hospital before being airlifted by LifeFlight to Maine Medical Center in Portland, Massey said. He was later brought to Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston, where Massey said Poulin is awaiting surgery. “It looks like he’s going to survive, but he’s going to face some recovery,” said Massey. Massey said it’s unlikely charges will be filed in connection with the incident, but it serves as a stark reminder of the danger of mixing alcohol and weapons. When Poulin initially arrived at the address, he brought in a bottle of whiskey. “There’s always a chance something will go very wrong and someone will get hurt,” said Massey. Slizzard people and guns don’t go together. Thank God he still has his life. Shutterstock Continue reading

Gisele and Daft Punk for WSJ of the Day

Terry Richardson shot Gisele and her Brazilian implants because like all Brazilians she was born with a penis…and she’s posing with Daft Punk…the producers of the most commercial electronic music that even your grandmother sings along like she was rolling on Molly at the Rave that isn’t really a rave because it is corporate sponsored and not an underground warehouse party you had to sneak into like it was the 90s…you know an actual rave…but we’ll like the Frat Boys and College kids who are obsessed with electronic dance music think what they are doing is wild and crazy and wild…and not the equivalent of going to the fucking mall….while I remain a bigger old timer who doesn’t give a fuck where the girls are getting fucked up..so that I can move in on them and have my way with them…with my penis…and the reality is that rave being mainstream brings out hotter pussy…all those girls who woulda shopped at The Gap in the 90s too conservative to get high and fuck in a after hour bathroom …are now raging in American Apparel…getting fucked on the dance floor…evolution isn’t all that bad…

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Nicki Minaj Booty Dance of the Day

I don’t know which ass is Nicki Minaj’s or if any of these asses are Nicki Minaj’s because they all look the fucking same to me… Was that racist? I feel like that was racist? Am I going to have to make a donation to the United Negro College Fund again, or adopt a black baby like I was Sandra Bullock? Just look at the booty shaking and pretend this post never happened.

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Hannah Davis Shitty Lingerie Catalog Pics of the Day

I can think of a lot of things worse than Lingerie Catalog pics…but not much…they are boring, the photoshop out the good stuff, at least depending on the company, like this one who doesn’t believe underwear should be sold showing ass….because ass, despite being something we all have and sit on, is vulgar when in a low rise panty a company is trying to sell… The whole thing is such bullshit, but this Hannah Davis chick, who probably made 1000 dollars shooting this is alright, I mean it’s not her fault the system is flawed, or that sex and sexuality is so confused that a girl in underwear needs to be modified to make it wholesome enough to put out there…what the fuck….

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Hannah Davis Shitty Lingerie Catalog Pics of the Day

Hannah Davis Shitty Lingerie Catalog Pics of the Day

I can think of a lot of things worse than Lingerie Catalog pics…but not much…they are boring, the photoshop out the good stuff, at least depending on the company, like this one who doesn’t believe underwear should be sold showing ass….because ass, despite being something we all have and sit on, is vulgar when in a low rise panty a company is trying to sell… The whole thing is such bullshit, but this Hannah Davis chick, who probably made 1000 dollars shooting this is alright, I mean it’s not her fault the system is flawed, or that sex and sexuality is so confused that a girl in underwear needs to be modified to make it wholesome enough to put out there…what the fuck….

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Lea Michele Kills Off Fiance – Increases Sex Appeal of the Day

If you’ve ever talked to virgin loser dudes playing videogames with each other at the Sci-Fi club in their college, you’ll know that people they are fans of, especially famous girls they relate to and have weird one-sided relationship withs, usually very sexual and even romantic, despite having never met, they get very angry when they find out that fantasy is engaged or married to some dude…in fact they always wish death on him…it’s the aspergers way…. So assuming, Lea Michele, despite being hard faced and manly, ever had fans that wanted to marry her, those fans would probably be the kind with no standards at the virgin corner of the cafeteria, who would wish death upon her Fiance, even if he was just a fiancé for press and publicity reasons…so to them that alone increased her sex appeal….and I guess he’s taking it to heart and really milking the single widow thing as she smiles in her skimpy dress like all Widows do…and she should because let’s face it, she’s never been hot before so she might as well leverage the 5 minutes 3 people think she is cuz she’s single. If you know what I mean… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Lea Michele Kills Off Fiance – Increases Sex Appeal of the Day

Lea Michele Kills Off Fiance – Increases Sex Appeal of the Day

If you’ve ever talked to virgin loser dudes playing videogames with each other at the Sci-Fi club in their college, you’ll know that people they are fans of, especially famous girls they relate to and have weird one-sided relationship withs, usually very sexual and even romantic, despite having never met, they get very angry when they find out that fantasy is engaged or married to some dude…in fact they always wish death on him…it’s the aspergers way…. So assuming, Lea Michele, despite being hard faced and manly, ever had fans that wanted to marry her, those fans would probably be the kind with no standards at the virgin corner of the cafeteria, who would wish death upon her Fiance, even if he was just a fiancé for press and publicity reasons…so to them that alone increased her sex appeal….and I guess he’s taking it to heart and really milking the single widow thing as she smiles in her skimpy dress like all Widows do…and she should because let’s face it, she’s never been hot before so she might as well leverage the 5 minutes 3 people think she is cuz she’s single. If you know what I mean… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Top 10 Nude College Co-eds

Brown University just finished its second annual nudity week, and news rooms across the country were all atwitter with stories of exhibitionist co-eds. It’s over now, but let’s imagine what happened on campus with the best visual aid possible, naked actresses! When you see stars like Mary Louise Weller and Amy Smart all stripped down to play college students, you’ll magna cum laude!

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Fan Gets Tasered of the Day

I don’t watch sports, unless it involves girls grunting in skimpy outfits from beach volleyball to tennis….because I am more into girls sweaty and being intensely competitive, showing off their fitness and skills they have spent their entire life mastering…skills I couldn’t ever relate to because I’ve never committed my life to anything and have no marketable skill…but that I appreciate especially when it’s sweaty and in skimpy outfits… But I do know that sports fans, even for insignificant sports, like at the college or even high school level, are some of the most insane fans out there, I’m talking more insane that Star Trek fans, because sports fans are booze soaked, often angry at their shitty lives, and most importantly, dumb as shit and ready to throw the fuck down… So it is nice to see them get in the face of security and the police aggressive enough to get tasered…it actually makes me laugh that anyone would care about anything this much….I mean I don’t even thing I’d fight this hard if my wife was being abducted by criminals…but I guess that’s a horrible argument, since I was probably the one who hired those criminals to take her away….

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Pharrell Williams Gets Photographed By Terry Richardson

How good was Pharrell Williams’ summer of 2013? That was his voice floating on massive hits from Robin Thicke (“Blurred Lines”) and Daft Punk (“Get Lucky”), while some production on Jay Z’s Magna Carta Holy Grail was none too shabby. But anyway, the Virginia native gets snapped by Terry Richardson in the photographer’s studio. [ HipHopWired ] J.Lo Says Marriage Should Be Like Handguns: “There Should Be A Waiting Period” J.Lo has learned plenty of lessons when it comes to love and marriage. The Boricua diva helped raise $2.5 million for gay rights at the annual Human Rights Campaign gala Saturday night. Lopez was also honored as executive producer of the hit ABC family show, The Fosters, a coming of age show focusing on a blended family. [ Lossip ] The (Style) Streets Are Talking: Nia Long Takes A Stand Not much is being done, but a lot is being said about the current state of this country. While constituents wait for results from Capital Hill concerning the government shutdown and healtcare policies, discussions are being had about the right decision to make. One person involved in the discussion is Nia Long who took to Instagram to show her support for Obamacare. With a “Get Covered” sign, the actress is promoting Americans to register for healthcare, despite the pause in bureaucracy. [ Styleblazer ] Keep Chivalry Alive: Old School Traits We Love In A Man Forget the guy who knows about every new club before it opens, or who will go to the spa with you for his own manscaping, our knees go week for a brotha who maintains these old school traits. [ MadamNoire ] Aaron Paul Yeah, I’ll Sign Your Meth Beakers! [ TMZ ] Typhoon Fitow Hits China: Half A Million People Forced To Evacuate [ HuffingtonPost ] The Coolest New College Magazine [ TheDailyBeast ] Daniel Radcliffe Thinks Getting Naked Is Just A Job [ EvilBeetGossip ] The Best New Coats & Jackets! [ Buzznet ] Continue reading