Actress and singer Keke Palmer has been working behind the scenes prepping for a new role on Fox‘s upcoming slasher comedy show, Scream Queens. The beautiful starlet will be featured in Maxim‘s upcoming October 2015 issue, and we think it’ll be worth the wait. Continue
If you figure out a way to manipulate your way to America from Australia through “modeling” and marrying an actor who at the time was very relevant…and with that new found celebrity status secure a contract with a massive brand that at the time was very relevant in terms of the models they chose because instagram didn’t exist and we were forced to go to them for our catalog porn when feeling nostalgic…only to get fired for fucking an 18 year old popstar, ruining her marriage….and leaving her to find for herself in this cold dark rich person world…navigating her way through billionaires…until finally settling on a young one who founded Snapchat and is at the peak of his relevance…while she’s fallin’ off and not just as an inadequate mother who always puts her kids in the kennel, but in her career…. You know…just a gold digging prostitute who has the ability to charge and not feel like a prostitute due to modeling… The above picture would be your view…. If you’re the gold owner…this would be your view…I mean the PG version before you really get what you pay for… The post Gold Digger’s View of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It always makes me laugh that as a practically 50 year old dude, I have found myself in actual Miley Cyrus conversations, maybe it is because people I know that I post pictures of these idiots on a daily basis, even though I don’t care about any of this shit… But for some reason, I get talking and people want me to know that either they think Miley is everything, you know pulling off the whole hipster feminist from tumblr with a cause, using her platform to get her message across…while I just assume her stance is flimsy, her soap box made of cardboard that will dissolve in the rain, because she’s a Disney trained puppet… So the question is whether Miley, pop star, is authentic…or if it’s just part of her acting training…or is it a mix of her using her acting training to try to find substance…while showing her tits…. Here are some quotes – One that she’s feels guilty being rich for showing her tits…and that she wants to have more of a purpose…because people live on the streets…so she found a cause… “If you get your tits out, and they are all looking, then you can use that space to say something and get them to listen. I was kind of embarrassed that I got paid money to shake my ass in a teddy bear costume. I should not be worth the amount I am while people live on the streets.” That she’s genderless, because she can’t relate to what society have made Men and Women into…because it’s a great current issue and because all people define men as Hockey players and all girls as Cupcake baking pink dress wearing puppets…. “I don’t relate to what people have made men and women into. I know I’m more extreme and badass than most guys, but that doesn’t make me a boy. And the other night I wore a pink dress because I felt cute. I can bake a cupcake and then go play hockey.” Idiots.. Here she is promoting the VMAs…because MTV / Viacom owns these idiots.. The post Genderless Miley Cyrus for Elle UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t like CHELSEA HANDLER …. I didn’t like CHELSEA HANDLER when she figured out that she wasn’t going to make it as a comedic actress after fucking every producer at least once when she was back in her prime…so she did what all other failed actors, or aspiring actors, or fat and ugly chicks do, and that’s turn to comedy…to be the funny girl people laugh at, and in CHELSEA HANDLER case…she had fake tits and was more accessible in an era when people were more vain and didn’t support fat chicks…except maybe for Rosie O’Donnell, but I have no idea how that happened… That said, she pulled a power play, a little too confident in her fan base, thinking she’d get on network TV after paying her dues, before realizing we live in a patriarchy and no one likes a condescending midget mocking twat…who makes fun of her guests like a bitch…her comedy was being a bitch..who wants to watch a bitch…being a bitch…I guess other bitches…but not me…fuck bitches like everyone has fucked Chelsea Handler.. So now out of work, she’s decided to expose herself and use her sexuality, like she did 20 years ago, to get noticed and loved…and the idea of her dirty, used up cunt, at 50 or however old she is, just doesn’t do it for me, especially when peppered with bad comedy… I guess what I am trying to say is…she’s the fucking worst, and this desperation is something I would support if she was 20 and hot, but at this age, it is depressing….sad clown…bullshit… The post I didn’t Want to Post the Chelsea Handler Apple Pussy Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Room 28 Comedy Troop Takes On Trump With “IWVFU” Spoof Will Donald Trump’s ignorance keep him out of the White House? It sure looks that way. Voto Latino Action Network and Room 28 Sketch Comedy Troupe have banded together to make this parody in response to his comments about Hispanics. Voto Latino Action Network announced a partnership with the Room 28 Sketch Comedy Troupe on the production of a comedic music video parody, “I WON’T VOTE FOR YOU!” in response to Donald Trump’s comments about the Latino community. The collaboration formed to let the world to know that Hispanics should not vote for a Presidential candidate that uses our community as a scapegoat for personal gain. In the video a group of Latinos from all walks slip into a nightmare of Trump’s character, played by Jacob Berger, while he slumbers in the backseat of his private vehicle, driven by Dominican-American, Elmo DiFoca, played by Director, Comedian and Hip-hop artist, Jerry Diaz. Elmo, fueled with disgust from Trump’s racial bias, serves the people with a hard-hitting hip-hop roast, glazed with political satire, American pride, funny jabs and passion for equality. The Room 28 ensemble provides a soundtrack of insidious messages in his ears, reminding him of the important contributions of immigrants and that his goal of racially dividing America by bashing Hispanics is a pointless battle. Thus, Trump cannot win without the support of Latino voters. Room 28 exclaims, “There’s millions of Latino voices, Trump you’re through! Cause we ain’t voting for you!” What did you think of the videos? YouTube
There may be a dearth of nudity in theaters this weekend, but August 14 has given us some Skin Classics in years past! In 2009 we got three skin filled flicks starting with The Time Traveler’s Wife which gave us a nice look at Rachel McAdams ‘s McAss! Ashton Kutcher played a man whore in the movie Spread , and while the film didn’t light the world on fire, it did give us some amazing nudity from Rachel Blanchard , Anne Heche , and Margarita Levieva ! Finally on that day was the comedy The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard featuring a phenomenal stripping scene from Mary Castro ! August 14, 1992 brought us Single White Female , a Hall of Fame classic with lots of fantastic flesh courtesy of Jennifer Jason Leigh and Bridget Fonda ! Finally, way back on August 14, 1987, the military thriller No Way Out debuted, bringing us another knockout nude scene from the seriously sexy Sean Young !
Y’all already know white guilt only goes so far right? Even for the most liberal folks — sometimes they just can’t take the truth! Via NY Daily News reports : Wyatt Cenac, who left the night time political show in 2012, appeared on Marc Maron’s podcast WTF, where he shared a story about the host attacking him. The conversation began when Maron asked the writer if he and Stewart got along and he simply answered, “naw.” The two didn’t see eye-to-eye after Fox News started attacking the Daily Show for Stewart’s impression of Herman Cain. The host came up with the idea to do a segment called “everything I do is racist,” and Cenac told him he thought it was a bad idea. Instead of hearing Cenac out, Stewart apparently got really defensive. “I remember he was like, ‘What are you trying to say? There’s a tone in your voice,’” he explained. “I was like, ‘There’s no tone, it bothered me.’ And I was like, ‘It sounded like Kingfish.’ Then he got upset, and he stood up, and he was just like, ‘F–k off, I’m done with you.’” The comedian stormed out of the room and although their dispute didn’t get “settled” according to Cenac he did eventually tell him he “shouldn’t have yelled.” This seems pretty mild considering how passionate ish can get in the writers room but we’re disappointed in Jon Stewart for losing his cool and not respecting Wyatt’s opinion. Oh and is it just us, or is Wyatt kinda fine??? APImages/Charles Sykes
People fucking love Aubrey Plaza… I still don’t know who Aubrey Plaza… But based on her bikini pics… I don’t fucking love Aubrey Plaza… She’s terribly fucking average looking, even boring looking, and her ass doesn’t inspire me… I don’t care about her work, because I’ve seen none of it…her comedy because I’ve seen none of it, or really anything about her…because I’ve seen none of it…. Allowing me to be absolutely objective, the way I am supposed to be, in my analysis of her boring bikini ass.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Aubrey Plaza in a Bikini of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chelsea Handler pulled out her tits in the Bahamas…because this is her thing…it is her way of getting people to listen to her comedy…or notice her now that she’s not on TV every night, because pulling out her tits is probably why she exists, why else would people give her work, especially when she was younger…but more importantly, pulling out her tits is pretty comical…probably her best joke ever… The post Chelsea Handler Tits Out in the Bahamas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .