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Some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Bullshit of the Day

Posted on February 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sports Illustrated hate when I rip off their shitty catalog quality pictures of girls in bikinis, that don’t really go as viral as they want them to, because without Kate Upton and her big sloppy tits, no one actually cares about random girls in bikinis, thanks to the internet, we don’t need to wait for the big reveal once a year to get excited about this kind of thing…I mean 90 percent of instagram is bikinis…not to mention Sports Illustrated has a site dedicated to their swimsuit issue, meaning any day of the week I can access this shit….not like in the 70s and 80s when it was either this or Playboy, and my cunt wife didn’t let me get Playboy, so i would just fixate on this…and get excited by this and be like “no evil wife, this is Sports Illustrated”… Either way, it’s all boring, it’s not exciting, people don’t really care anymore, it’s called porno is just as easy to access, but I guess I’m hanging on as hard as they are….so I’m going to post it and pretend it’s 1993….it was a happier time…. To See All The Pics CLICK HERE The models who you can see in bikinis all year round thanks to instagram are: Gigi Hadid Nina Agdal Hannah Ferguson Sara Sampaio Emily Ratajkowski Emily Didonato Samantha Hoopes Chanel Iman Hannah Davis Solveig Mork Hailey Clauson Rose Bertram Ashley Smith Kelly Rohrbach Robyn Lawley Erin Heatherton Kate Bock Ariel Meredith Genevieve Morton Irina Shayk Lily Aldridge Chrissy Teigen Jessica Gomes The athletes, since it is sports are: Ronda Rousey Caroline Wozniacki The pictures are: Shit. The girls look like shit. Overall, maybe I’m jaded or densitized, but this is all pretty shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Visit Sports Illustrated To See Everything The post Some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Bullshit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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The Grammys Happened Last Night of the Day

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I got so fucked up at a Grammy Party, that I snuck into….and it turns out that Katy Perry was large as fuck, but nice, so I am a fan now…Taylor Swift was seducing me while running around with some dude, and Miley Cyrus, in her little skimpy shorts was grinding up on Madonna, who at 100 fucking years old, was in a corset with massive tits,clearly trying to eat Miley Cyrus’ youth…but it was open bar…so I was ok… That said, I hate these bullshit awards, no one should be into, because it is just a distraction from what is actually important…and the only thing of value that comes with the Grammys is open fucking bar. Oh Rita Ora was there also, I thought she was Kelly Osbourne….here are some highlights of the Grammys: Some Arianna Grande Cuz She Fucks Black Dudes.. Fuck Iggy Azaela.. Katy Perry is Thick and Amazing… Bad jokes are ok with pussy definition Kristin Wiig… Madonna is 100 years Old….or 80 years too old for this outfit… Miley is Amazing…. Nicki Minaj Tits…. Taylor Swift…. TO SEE ALL THE GRAMMY PICS CLICK HERE The post The Grammys Happened Last Night of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Julianne Hough Does the Fucking Splits of the Day

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Julianne Hough likes to throw out reminders that she’s totally capable of being a stripper, but that she’s not, because she’s LA, and maybe her family is connected in the industry, allowing her to do something as useless as dance, or becoming professionally trained at dance….leaving her to do slutty seductive things she can pretend is just her art in elevators for Canadian actresses on a popular show..but at least there’s social media…I mean what would we do without it…jerk off to people we actually know, in person…that’s fucking creepy…better to jerk off to strangers…you’ve never met, never will meet, but who you saw on tv… The post Julianne Hough Does the Fucking Splits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Drunk Chicks Fighting…and Other Videos of the Day

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Dolphin Abuse at Marineland Drugs are Bad…. Frozen Lake Ski Big Girl Gets Mad Man Caught Jerking Off at the Mall McDonald’s Worker Gets Fired…and Mad The post Drunk Chicks Fighting…and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne Erotica for Love Magazine of the DAy

Posted on February 7, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I felt like I kept Kim Kardashian on the top of the site long enough, so why not throw up the new generation Kardashian, the younger, skinnier, richer, brattier one who is just as self involved, narcissistic, ridiculous and hungry for attention, doing some low level erotica with lesbian it girl, thanks to having all the right friends, and it isn’t really hot, or interesting, or fun…but I guess…it’s still worth looking at and possibly question why you would care or why you would jerk off to this, as you’re supposed to to fashion shoots, but I wouldn’t invest that much energy into it…just look at it and move along…neither of these twats are that great… Here’s the shitty scissioring… The post Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne Erotica for Love Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Some Victoria’s Secret Because It is Valentine’s Day of the Day

Posted on February 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some Victoria’s Secret catalog shit…because Victoria’s Secret doesn’t pay me shit, they just put models in bikinis, and I jump to give them free promotion, like a dancing fucking monkey who works for the fucking Banana at the end of the show…. I mean hot girls, in lingerie…worth looking at…but ultimately…it’s not sucking your dick, ass and balls…so who fucking gives a fuck about them and their billion dollar a year manipulation…oh right…you do.. Its their most lucrative time of the year….so they are promoting aggressively… TO SEE PICS OF THEM AT SOME EVENT CLICK HERE The post Some Victoria’s Secret Because It is Valentine’s Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Bieber and Ellen Make Out With Each Other of the Day

Posted on February 6, 2015 by admin2| Leave a comment

Ellen and Justin Beiber decided to come up with the lesbian prank of them both making out in a bathroom stall…because that’s just the way lesbians fuck….and everyone is freaking out about it, like it’s a wild and crazy thing…but what they should be freaking out about is the fact that Justin Bieber and Ellen look the fucking same…it’s like they are interchangeable and this is a masturbation scene…and I don’t know if it is worse for Ellen to look like a Tween boy…or for a Tween boy to look like a seasoned Lesbian in her 50s…but I do know that whatever going on here in this video..is the devil’s work…and freaking me the fuck out… The post Bieber and Ellen Make Out With Each Other of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Kim Kardashian Naked for a Magazine of the Day

Posted on February 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Just yesterday…a wise man….wrote: It amazes me that Kim Kardashian’s new found talent is selling magazines by getting naked. More importantly, it amazes me that the general public is interested or buying into Kim Kardasahian getting naked in magazines to go viral, even though she is a fucking virus, one so bad it’s killing off our youth… It’s like they don’t remember that when she was 25 she filmed a sex tape / porn, and you can see her getting railed by black dude…you can google that shit and see her actually naked…when she was younger and prettier…less damaged and fat….with a different kind of desperation that was appealing not just greedy and disgusting… I mean she’s old as fuck now, sure I approve of everyone getting naked in pictures….it’s not a big deal…but I don’t understand why this one. is one people care about…based on everything she’s done to get to this level…She’s the fucking worst. The fact is that she doesn’t need to be doing this nudity shit, she’s a mom now, filled with plastic surgery and disgusting…10 years later…and people like seeing it…who the fuck cares..but apparently everyone cares.. I like to think it is because they think of her as a public restroom that has been fucked so many times and is just running the best scam in modern hitory…the Tila Tequila that worked out…and people are into her naked because naked is awesome, even when it is gross, because you can point and laugh… So here she is being “artistic” and fashion, instead of just fading the fuck out…and your interest in this Barnyard animal..is the real problem here… Here are the pics..it’s all a dumpy and disgusting joke… The post Kim Kardashian Naked for a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Fire Shot Fail and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on February 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Failed Demolition Retard Kid of the Day Guard Dog VS Dude Fucking With Him Zimbabwe’s President Falls Dude Gets Slammed By the Parking Barrier The Tuk Tuk that Couldn’t Slap Off Contest Fail Granny Bowls a Strike Naked Man in Intersection The post Fire Shot Fail and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Emmy Rossum Naked on TV of the Day

Posted on February 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t like Emmy Rossum, but I do like what she represents. You see she blocked me on social media for making fun of her, and I encourage that kind of behavior, as a feminist who likes to empower women by making fun of cunts like this who get naked to get ahead in their careers, like a slab of fucking meat….because all they want is fame and fortune and global acceptance…I figure it’s important to call them out for the bullshit that they are….and I do like seeing girls get naked, I just like when they do it because they want me to jerk off to them, instead of for trying to advance an acting career…ya know…a whlole lot of authenticity is missing from her strategy, but that can be said about all these fame whoress. The post Emmy Rossum Naked on TV of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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