Nina Agdal is pretty old, played out, has a shitty attitude, probably doesn’t make very much money a year doing what she does, but has access to rich dudes who finance her, and most impportantly, a shitty fucking attitude…. So the good news is that she will be replaced. She and her retard looking wonky face don’t offer any real talent, sure she’s got a hot butt, so many girls have hot butts, who gives a fuck about this hot butt, when there are 1000s of other hot butts that are younger, fresher, have a better attitude and pretty much are perfect to replace her…. TO SEE ALL THE CATALOG PICS CLICK HERE The post Nina Agdal Swimsuit Catalog Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
I’m just joking. Kim Kardashian isn’t this cute. If this was a pic of Hayden Panettiere rolling around in a pile of human feces…that’d be a little more representative of her playing with Kim Kardashian….but I figure since everyone is so obsessed with Kim Kardashian…everything I look at is Kim Kardashian…I can’t avoid her…they are brain washing me…and I don’t like it…luckily I have the ability to stab the fuck out of my eyes..if it gets much worse…. The post Hayden Panettiere Looking Old Playing with Kim Kardashian of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
This isn’t news….but the PR Machine wants you to think it is.. I make fun of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit all the time, but only because I find it pedestrian, basic, low concept, repetitive, boring…interchangeable…and one of these things that is not progressive, you know they tell you they are 40 years deep, but they haven’t done anything controversial in the last 10 of those 40 years….I distinctly remember jerking off to Elle Mcpherson’s nipples in 1989…..but since then…it’s been just a bunch of girls in bikinis…usually free models…basically instagram… But today, my friend I’ve never met, but may have tweeted at once about being Naomi Watt’s brother, Benn Watts, who has done this kind of shoot forever…got the cover…with Hannah Davis….and they are showing her bald pubic mount…because I guess Sports Illustrated girls aren’t like fashion hipster models…and wax that mound….I mean to anyone with any vision…a bush sneaking out would have made this the best ever…but thanks to porn and the Kardashians and marketing..hair is bad…for now.. Either way, Texas’ own…going strong. All American….babes in bikinis…can’t hate that…unless your family was killed by a babe in a bikini…in which case you can. The post Hannah Davis SI Cover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Elsa Hosk is a Swedish Victoria’s Secret model…who is posing for a Victoria’s Secret brand…showing her nipples…because I guess the creative directors at Victoria’s Secret finally figured out that they are in the lingerie business and that lingerie is sheer and that edited out nipples in their lingerie is false advertising, that also gets negative press, because feminists hate when you erase a girl being objectified for a lot of money, at her free will, to pose half naked for a man’s company…to sell lingerie that implies women need to please their man….right… So instead of appeasing the middle of the road, scared of nipple, jesus freaks….they said “just roll with this sheer one”…and that god for that..it’s these baby steps that lead to spread asshole campaigns on buses and billboards everywhere…not just in my dreams… The post Elsa Hosk’s See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Issa Rae’s Comedy Series Picked Up By HBO After seemingly landing an ABC show “[I Hate L.A. Dudes”]co-written by Shonda Rhimes that was later passed up on, Issa Rae has some new exciting news to share. The “Misadventures Of Awkward Black Girl” creator’s new comedy series “Insecure” has been picked up by HBO. Deadline reports: HBO is moving ahead with Insecure, giving a pilot order to the comedy project starring Issa Rae. Co-created and written by Rae and Larry Wilmore, Insecure focuses on the awkward experiences and racy tribulations of a modern day African-American woman. These are also themes Rae has tackled in her successful webseries, The Misadventures Of Awkward Black Girl, which won a Shorty Award. The project was originally set up at HBO in summer 2013. Wilmore now has a late-night talk show on Comedy Central, so the extent of his future involvement in Insecure is still being figured out, but he remains attached as an executive producer alongside Rae. 3 Arts is producing the project, with Michael Rotenberg, Dave Becky and Jonathan Berry serving as executive producers. Search is underway for a director and showrunner. Rae’s online content has garnered over 20 million views and nearly 200,000 YouTube subscribers. She has made a number of lists, including Glamour Magazine’s “35 Under 35″, Forbes’s “30 Under 30” (twice), Rolling Stone’s 23 Funniest people in America and People Magazine’s “One to Watch” list for 2015. ”Her book, “The Misadventures of Awkward Black Girl,” a collection of reminiscent essays, is being released next Tuesday, Feb. 10, via Simon & Schuster. Rae is repped by UTA, 3 Arts and Hansen, Jacobsen. Congrats to (someone we actually really, really like) Issa Rae!
Emily Ratakowski made a Valentines Day video, she probably got paid a lot, and her 5 minutes of fame have being a solid year and a half of fame, and in that year and a half of fame, she’s made a ton of fucking money….and may even be in a position to retire a much richer person than she would have been if she continued doing the free shoots….and the lesson here is that you don’t need to be tall, you don’t need to be a model, you don’t even need to be hot…to be famous for your tits…you just need a little marketing and a Pharell viral video and song to really solidify you exist…but like anything it fades out…what’s the expression “this too shall pass”…something I like to say in reference of my herpes outbreaks…but that I guess that can be applied to the herpes outbreak that is EMRATATATATA…… The post Emily Ratakowski in Some Lingerie Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
This just goes to show you, that if you take a picture of a professional model, she can make it look good, especially if you’re a good photographer, who gets hired to take pictures of celebrities and models, and gets paid a lot of fucking money… I mean the reality of the whole thing is that this is her job, so if she looked shitty, like babies she has made with her celeb DJ, she probably wpuldn’t be a model married to a celeb DJ….but more of a regular girl who does regular things…like not pose like an asshole for pictures…of nonsense that mean nothing and serve no purpose…other than to sell product, or maybe to make give ugly girls something to make them feel shitty about themselves…who fucking cares… The post Doutzen Kroes for WSJ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
This just goes to show you, that if you take a picture of a professional model, she can make it look good, especially if you’re a good photographer, who gets hired to take pictures of celebrities and models, and gets paid a lot of fucking money… I mean the reality of the whole thing is that this is her job, so if she looked shitty, like babies she has made with her celeb DJ, she probably wpuldn’t be a model married to a celeb DJ….but more of a regular girl who does regular things…like not pose like an asshole for pictures…of nonsense that mean nothing and serve no purpose…other than to sell product, or maybe to make give ugly girls something to make them feel shitty about themselves…who fucking cares… The post Doutzen Kroes for WSJ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Look at Sports Illustrated trying to be inclusive, even though they’ve been featuring plus sized models for a very long time, from Kate Upton to other awkwardly shaped girls, but I guess this one takes the prize, for being the most plus sized, as America gets fatter and fatter, this becomes the norm, and politically, they have to play this shit up like they are endorsing full figures, even though I’m sure they are mocking it for a viral video to generate buzz, in fact their creative directors are probably the first people to call a model fat…before using them for their marketing play.. The post Ashley Graham’s Plus Sized Bikini Model for Sports Illustrated of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Alicia Silverstone is pretty old now, but when she was “relevant”, she was one of those actresses that I didn’t understand all the hype around. She had a bit of a wonky face and I just couldn’t get down with it…if anything the only thing I liked that she’s ever done was a few years ago, when she fed her baby like a bird feeds its babies…pre-chewed…that shit was up on some porno fetish shit… Well, apparently she’s got hard nipples, which in case you didn’t know, is all a girl really needs to be doing to seem like she’s keeping busy…to a pervert like me who doesn’t watch TV or really bother using google, I’m too busy sexting for that. The post Alicia Silverstone Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
