Miley Cyrus is featured in the latest issue of Billboard , telling the magazine she’s putting music before all else these days and is not the white Nicki Minaj . But she also gives a Q&A to Rolling Stone this month and says something even more controversial: Miley loves weed! Okay. She doesn’t say that exactly. But when asked if she smokes up, Cyrus laughed and replied: “You can’t ask someone that and expect them to say yes. I did a song with Snoop Dogg called ‘ Ashtrays and Heartbreaks ,’ so people can put it together for themselves.” The artist also says she’s “happy” to live in California – where pot is legal – and defends its use against alcohol. “I think alcohol is way more dangerous than marijuana – people can be mad at me for saying that, but I don’t care,” Cyrus tells Rolling Stone . “I’ve seen a lot of people spiral down with alcohol, but I’ve never seen that happen with weed.” Miley adds that she isn’t a fan of acting because she can’t be herself in a made-up role – and then the person who used to Tweet every thought and emotion truly shows how far she’s come. Is she still engaged to Liam Hemsworth ? “I wear a ring every single day,” she says. “I don’t talk about my personal life, so that’s enough of an answer.” We love it.
Porn star Stoya says her dad is far from pleased with her career choice. Not for the reasons you might expect from a parental figure, however. “My dad is purely just angry that I ruined porn for him,” the top adult actress told the Huffington Post . “[He’s mad] because I couldn’t, like, just do a few scenes.” “I had to sign with a big company.” Because she did, Stoya’s dad is often faced with her decision … head on. When he goes to an adult film site for some instant gratification, there is often an ad for her Fleshlight, a sex toy modeled after Stoya’s own private parts. Wonder how that exchange goes over at the dinner table at dad’s place. “This isn’t normal dinner conversation. Just once in a while,” she jokes. Would you approve of your child joining this particular business?
At this point, we’re so excited about Anchorman 2 that any updates are awesome updates. Even if it’s just a close-up of Ron Burgundy’s mustache. Scratch that. Especially if it’s just a close-up of Ron Burgundy’s mustache. Check out the new Anchorman 2 teaser poster : Will Ferrell returns to the role of Ron Burgundy in the comedy sequel, with Paul Rudd, Steve Carell, David Koechner, and Christina Applegate rounding out the Channel 5 News Team. Fred Willard, Chris Parnell, Luke Wilson, Kristen Wiig, Tina Fey, John C. Reilly, and Harrison Ford will also appear in the long-awaited sequel. Anchorman 2 will hit theaters December 20. It’s kind of a big deal.
At this point, we’re so excited about Anchorman 2 that any updates are awesome updates. Even if it’s just a close-up of Ron Burgundy’s mustache. Scratch that. Especially if it’s just a close-up of Ron Burgundy’s mustache. Check out the new Anchorman 2 teaser poster : Will Ferrell returns to the role of Ron Burgundy in the comedy sequel, with Paul Rudd, Steve Carell, David Koechner, and Christina Applegate rounding out the Channel 5 News Team. Fred Willard, Chris Parnell, Luke Wilson, Kristen Wiig, Tina Fey, John C. Reilly, and Harrison Ford will also appear in the long-awaited sequel. Anchorman 2 will hit theaters December 20. It’s kind of a big deal.
Our heart goes out to Stephen . Stephen Colbert’s Mom Dies According to People Lorna Elizabeth Tuck Colbert, the mother of 11 children – including Comedy Central host Stephen Colbert – died on Wednesday. She was 92. With an extended family of 82, the mother of The Colbert Report star was an accomplished artist, church leader, businesswoman and supporter of the arts, according to her obituary in South Carolina’s Post and Courier. Her husband and three of her children previously passed away – three of the four deceased family members died in a plane crash in 1974 – and she is survived by her remaining eight kids, and her grandchildren and great grandchildren. In February 2012, Stephen, 49, took an unexpected leave of absence, with the network saying only, “Due to unforeseen circumstances, the show will air repeat episodes.” A few days after the announced hiatus, Colbert returned and took a moment to address his brief departure. Without going into detail, he said simply, “Evidently, having 11 children makes you tough as nails. Confidential to a lovely lady.” She lived a long time. God has her now R.I.P.
What happened to this awkward nerdy hundred millionaire in her oversized clothes and sneakers making her long lean model-like body look like some kind of lanky character in a sitcom that always falls all over herself… I just don’t know… But I do know that I like it. It’s like the weird girl makeover that happened in every Teen Comedy of the 90s, only real life. Take off the glasses, apply some make-up, put her in a hot dress, let down her hair, and boom, all of a sudden babe. I heard she’s gonna be in Canada this weekend, too bad I’m too lazy, cuz otherwise I’d totally stand out her hotel waiting for an autograph in the form of herpes…you know the real fan kind of autograph that you can’t frame, but you can remember forever. Taylor Swift, I love you. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Comedy trailers are hard to pull off. The temptation is to spoil all the jokes, but really, they should just show you how fun the movie looks. In a World looks fun. Good job, trailer editor! Watch the In a World trailer below: In a World Trailer Lake Bell, who also wrote and directed, stars as Carol, a voice coach whose father as a famous voiceover guy. When Carol attempts to break into the world of movie trailer voiceovers herself, she butts up against decades of preconceptions about what those voiceovers should sound like. It’s an interesting, straightforward premise, with enough comedic talent on board to make it promising. That comedic talent includes: Fred Melamed, Demetri Martin, Michaela Watkins, Ken Marino, Rob Corddry, Nick Offerman, Geena Davis, and Jeff Garlin. In a World hits limited theaters on August 9.
Joanna Krupa is pretty much an escort. No different than a pornstar. Only instead of landing a sex tape, she decided to get cast on a reality show middle America is obsessed with, Dancing with the Stars, even though I am sure no one watching the show ever heard of her, forcing them to google her and give her all the attention she wanted…thanks mainstream media. Leading to other middle america targeted shows like Real Housewives, a trailer park hit, because their 20,000 dollar a year lifestyle is impressed by the Real Housewives luxury. The whole thing is miserable, because with a body like this, she should be doing porn, not staging topless photoshoots with the paparazzi for attention, tits we’ve all seen before, because her whole career before DWTS, was being a TITTY model. I’ll still look at and appreciate any polish american who isn’t working a deli making sausage with a face mask on so her facial hair doesn’t fall into the meat. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I went to two days of Exxotica , a 3 dayporn convention where pornstars and cam girls meet the fans and charge them money for autographs and conversation. Some of the girls hook on the side to supplement their income since porn isn’t as lucrative as it used to be. There was way more to my trip than my Farrah Coverage … I learned…. 1- Cam girls are the future of porn stars, they make more money, have more loyal fans, are less broken and trashy and do it all from the comfort of their home. They fuck if they want and they stay clothed if they want. It is a pretty good deal and I am now trying to recruit as many girls as I can for MYFREECAMS 2- Cam girls are like the annoying person at dinner addicted to their cell phone or internet connection, obsessed with their fans, always looking at a screen, but far less annoying, because they like being watched when they masturbate, and they are nicer to talk to than porn chicks who have egos, cuz cam girls are just everyday girls who figured out it’s better to get paid to masturbate than work at the mall. 3- Porn stars can be pretty rugged, beat up, and bratty cunts who think they are important cuz they fuck on camera for 1000 dollars a scene. They can be annoying to listen to talk because they are stupid as shit, but for the most part, even the horrible ones you know are insane, are great entertainment and that’s why we were there. I got there pretty much when it started because I had nothing better to do and Exxxotica was the only reason we were in Fort Lauderdale so why the fuck not. In the first 5 minutes there was a stripper behind chains, a fat ass, a Hugh Hefner lookalike every idiot in the place though was Hugh Hefner even though Hefner is dead…but not as dead as the girl who passed the fuck out. Click More To See my Coverage – WIth Pics and VINES – It’s a huge post – Get Started. All Old White People Look The Same… Lexi Belle and Teagan Pressly got their on time, because pictures had to be signed for 20 dollars a piece…that shit pays for a lot of Spray Tans… One Slutty girl and a bunch of dudes attended a seminar on breaking into the biz…I guess being uneducated and broken wasn’t one of the requirements. But I’ll bet more actual pornstars got into it cuz they are broken and not cuz they attended a seminar…. This Hitachi Magic Wand Salesman and his nurse who was pretty friendly and talking to everyone… To give random girls orgasms..for 2 days straight. I made love to some busy girls busty tits with my mind as she jiggled them for me…in the background is one of Tiger Woods’ hooker, but when next to tits like this, she doesn’t exist… This weekend – I became a huge Evan Stone fan, from his comedy to his dance routines – he’s more than just an aging pornstar holding on…he’s a living legend who still lures in the broken 18 year olds to fuck. He didn’t just dance once… He danced twice…. I learned that not all fetishes are created equally…. There were swingers… Masturbators who didn’t want my help… Fat girls lick ANYTHING when they are hungry And a whole lot of fans you’d expect to see there A pornstar was looking for male talent with the trusty post-it or lined legal paper…to match her 90 year old out of touch face Dudes who posed with thonged asses Dudes with hair they got in the 80s trailer park. Daisy Destin – Who I found Out Has Done Max Hardcore Porn…..even though she’s a cam model…what can’t this country girl do… Girls in Fishnet Who Should be in Whale net Old Menopausal Ladies getting erotic massages – That’s Someone’s grandmother people… Geat fashionable crowd. I felt like I was in Milan at Fashion week or some shit… Kristina Rose….a great 90s Dancing Indian…. An Angel Sent from heaven who walked in and out of my life…just like that… Utltimately, I came to Exxxotica for the birds. Was glad to meet all those I met….I would have stuck my tongue in more of them…but don’t need to be Michael Douglas-ed. Remember – IF I Don’t Cum…It Don’t Count and I will come…to the next Exxxotica or at leaf the one in New Jersey… Shout outs to my new best friends Raven Rockette , Sasha Pain , Savanna Steele and and Daisy Destin