Carl’s Jr. has been running these ads for years and I’ve still never eaten at one, but I’ve got to give them props. Anything that gets more hotties in bikinis into my commercial breaks is a plus. Their latest one stars model Nina Agdal , and here’s a behind-the-scenes video of her on the set for this year’s Super Bowl ad, talking about becoming the next Carl’s Jr. girl. Which, yes, is as dumb as it sounds. Anyway, there’s lots of shots of Nina in a bikini getting oiled up though, so just try to ignore the fact she’s talking about what an honor it is to be asked to sloppily eat a fish sandwich for a fast food restaurant, and go with it.
The stage has been set for Super Bowl XLVII. Or, unfortunately, should we call it Har Bowl I ? Brothers Jim and John will go up against each other on February 3, as the 49ers take on the Ravens and the world grows ever sicker of alleged murder conspirator, Ray Lewis. With the sibling storyline already feeling played out, let’s turn our attention to what really matters: the commercials! Taco Bell has released the following teaser for its upcoming spot, which will apparently have something to do with an 87-year old man; a scooter; and one football field-relayed joy ride… Taco Bell Super Bowl Commercial Teaser
I used to be into Bar Refaeli, partially cuz I have a jewish girl fetish, they have such good senses of humor…but mainly cuz of her tits….then I realized that with big tits, comes a relatively thick body, and despite her commercial/a-list penis insertion success, I felt…Israel had more to offer in terms of better pussy…this one just marketed herself right.,..but she can still take a good pic and most importantly she is from the promised land…possibly Christ’s incarnate, you know she walks the same streets as Jesus…making her the Christmas Light that will never burn out…even if it’s not as bright as it once was….
While you ponder on that, check out the commercial for Cola Chicken Chips below. PepsiCo, which owns both Pepsi-Cola and Frito-Lay launched a bold new flavor of potato chips for Chinese consumers this summer. Pepsi Chicken marries the tastes of cola and chicken-flavored potato chips for a flavor described by Ad Age as “similar to barbecue with a sugary aftertaste.” According to Ad Age, the flavor combination makes sense in China, where chicken wings cooked in soy sauce and cola is a comfort
Ludacris New Conjure Cognac Commercial Directed By Larenz Tate Luda has hooked up with his BFF Larenz Tate to re-introduce his Conjure Cognac with a new commercial, does this make you wanna take a sip? Image via WireImage
Keyboardist and singer B.B. Cunningham Jr., 70, had been working as a security guard when he went to investigate a gunshot at an apartment complex building, reports Memphis#39;s Commercial Appeal. Also found dead was an unidentified 16-year-old boy, says the newspaper. Cunningham Jr., a longtime member of Jerry Lee Lewis#39;s band, was found dead after a shootout in Memphis early Sunday, say police. “He#39;d take care of the old people and the Spanish kids,” said Byny Garcia, who lives across
Malala Yousafzai, a 14-year-old Pakistani girl shot in the head by Taliban gunmen last week, was flown to the U.K. for medical treatment, according to reports. The teenager remains in serious condition. Sickeningly, the Taliban carried out the attack on the youngster because Malala Yousafzai was “promoting secularism” by advocating education for girls. The incident has sparked international outcry. Pakistan, which shares a border with Afghanistan, has long been considered a Taliban and Al Qaeda safe harbor, even as it publicly denounces those groups. Time will tell if this tragic event substantially alters the nation’s policies. Malala first gained attention starting at age of 11, under the name Gul Makai, an alias she used to pen a diary for the BBC about life under Taliban rule. Militants, she said, had forced the closing of girls’ school in the Swat Valley in 2007. She received myriad death threats for expressing her sentiments. Last week, returning home from school, she was attacked by two armed men who singled her out on a school bus loaded with a dozen students. The men fired three shots, hitting Malala in the head and injuring two others. Throughout Pakistan, protests have been held condemning the incident, and four people have been arrested in connection with the shooting. Former British MP Gordon Brown, in his current position as UN Special Envoy for Global Education, announced the launch of a petition “in support of what Malala fought for.” She may live to fight again, but how actively remains uncertain. “Malala will require prolonged care to fully recover from the physical and psychological effects of trauma,” according to a statement by the Pakistani military. The Los Angeles Times adds that Malala’s family was consulted before the decision to move her to Britain via an air ambulance provided by the United Arab Emirates. Once her condition improves, she is expected to undergo procedures to repair or replace damaged bones in her skull and to receive neurological treatment. “Malala’s ongoing clinical care is now the hospital’s priority,” the Queen Elizabeth Hospital spokesman in Birmingham in a statement upon her arrival. “Our organization and processes include robust security measures to protect the privacy and dignity of all our patients, both military and civilian.”
Even The Situation knows there is such a thing as too much pussy. Cats breeding outta control, that is. And the Jersey Shore star is ready to show off his ripped abs to spread the message of spaying and neutering pets. The Situation PETA Commercial Sitch’s new ad encourages pet owners to fix their critters, saying: “Here’s The Situation: There are more cats in shelters than there are homes for them. PETA elaborates further on the message, saying “Cats and dogs need safe sex, too!” Get it?! The GTL loving star is sporting a backwards red baseball cap ( Paul Ryan style), jeans and sneakers, flashing his signature grin and snuggling some kittens. Check out The Situation photos promoting his new PSA right here:
Fox News Airs Man Committing Suicide On Live Television The folks over at FoxNews are in deep isht after a live fugitive chase that was being broadcast nationwide took a turn for the worst when the fleeting man fatally shot himself in the head while the cameras were rolling. via Huffington Post Authorities still haven’t released the identity of a man who fatally shot himself in the head on live national television at the end of a high-speed carjacking chase that began in Phoenix and ended close to the California border. Fox News was covering the chase that began about midday Friday using a live helicopter shot from Phoenix affiliate KSAZ-TV. The man driving a copper-colored four-door sedan stopped, ran into the desert and placed a handgun to his head and fired. Phoenix police spokesperson Sgt. Tommy Thompson said the man allegedly stole a car from a couple at gunpoint outside a Phoenix restaurant just before 11 a.m. MST. Fox News anchor Shepard Smith told viewers that the video was supposed to be on a 10-second delay so it could be cut off from airing if something went awry. Smith was narrating the video and clearly had his doubts about what was being shown from the moment the man stopped the car. “This scares me,” he said. “You wait for the end of these things and you worry about how they may end up,” he said. “This makes me a little nervous, I got to tell you. A little nervous.” After the man shot himself, Fox’s picture quickly cut to Smith, who was shouting “get off, get off, get off, get off.” Smith apologized repeatedly following the commercial break. “That didn’t belong on TV. We took every precaution we knew how to take to keep that from being on TV and I personally apologize to you that that happened,” he said. “We really messed up, and we’re all very sorry,” Smith said. Wow. The risks of airing live coverage are always high. Image via FoxNews
I am on the fence about this Lana De Rey bitch….I mean I’d obviously fuck the shit out of her til she can’t walk if given the chance…because she has a vagina…and that’s all I require for choosing who to sex 98 percent of the time….the other 2 percent of the time I just freestyle (ladyboys)…. I think her music is a scam, her career a sham…she’s just a rich kid with a dad willing to invest to keep her off the streets and humiliating the family…you know channel her weirdness into something bigger than life….even her weirdness is just typical rich kid weirdness that leads to hipsterism, trust fund millionaires, in 4,000 dollar a month artist lofts, doing pure cocaine all day, cuz that street shit cut with glass is for real artists…. But I’m not bitter, I don’t really care about her commercial hustle, or that she’s riding the wave of her youtube hits…I just think sex tape is always the better strategy than corporate spokesmodeling…. So I’m not sure if she’s hot or not, but her lips would be fun to fuck, all numb and unhuman…. I’m posting the pics for H&M anyway…
