Jessica Alba posted this bikini ass shot that is on the cover of Entertainment Weekly…and as much as I love photoshopped 30 year old has-beens, who probably still have awesome bodies, even after having a couple kids, but who probably doesn’t still have an awesome vagina, after having a couple kids, because you can work your body back into shape if you do fitness and eat right, but you can’t rebuild a vagina…even with surgery…specially not when you’re building a huge business for other new moms, making you the figure head of young moms with this lifestyle brand bullshit…. What it comes down to is that staring at her bikini ass is so standard, and obvious. It’s like it was 1999 all over again, but we’ve had 15 years of desenstization, I’m far for more into getting off to something more obscure….like her selfie reflection of her playlist…and her doc martins…it’s a new kind of porn…a very specific new kind of porn…
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Jessica Alba’s Bikini Ass for Entertainment Weekly of the Day
