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Michelle Trachtenberg Does Complex of the Day

Posted on January 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You pervert virgin losers who used to masturbate to Michelle Trachtenberg back when she was on Buffy, because for some reason, Buffy really appealed to perver virgin losers, who were some of the most committed fans any TV show has ever seen, so committed that they still email me asking me to post more bullshit on the bitches from that show, and I guess I shouldn’t hate on it, since I never saw the shit, maybe it really was a life changing, revolutionary show and the people who tattooed the shit on their dicks, or who stapled pictures of Trachtenberg to their pillows, should be happy…..She just did a hot photoshoot for Complex, remember hot is a relative term, and despite her ignoring me on the internet all these years I’ve reached out to her because I thought her career was dead, but apparently she’s on Gossip Girl. I don’t consider her a friend, or really all that relevant but I know that you consider her your wife of 10 years (or however long the show has been off the air) and mother of your imaginary child (because that’s what happens when you get imaginary married) and you haven’t met her yet. I guess that’s part of her appeal…

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T.I. Sprung From Federal Prison

Posted on December 22, 2009 by | Leave a comment

The King of the South is headed home. Hip-hop superstar T.I

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Zoe Saldana Does Complex of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You may already know who this chick is and considering she’s in the movie Avatar and you’re a gang of fucking virgins who have nothing better to do that wait for weird Sci-Fi shit to hit the movie theater, giving you a reason to leave your house and stand in line for a fucking day in excitement to be the first motherfucker in, you probably already have her image silk stapled on your fucking pillow case so that you don’t feel as lonely as you are, you pathetic piece of shit….

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Rachelle Leah Photos: Complex and Attractive

Posted on October 30, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Granted, once you’ve seen Rachelle Leah nude in Playboy , any future photo of the model pales in comparison. Still, our male readers would get angry if we didn’t post the picture below, taken from Leah’s recent spread in Complex magazine. Inside the issue, the hot host of UFC All Access on Spike TV dishes on her former dream job, her penchant for bloody brawls and her abs

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Eliza Dushku Does Complex of the Day

Posted on September 22, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So Eliza Dushku is dating a black dude and in efforts to fully submerge herself into the scene she’s turned to an urban magazine to get a photoshoot going, not that Rick Fox is all that black, I mean dude is pretty much Hollywood and when a dude goes Hollywood I don’t care how good they play ball, or what color they started out, they all kinda lose their flavor and become the same pile of shit of a person… I guess she didn’t realize that Complex is owned by a white dude and I’m sure a lot of their readers are suburban white kids who want to be as hood as they can, which I guess her pussy can relate to….a pussy that was a lot hotter than it is now, but she’s still good enough to look at. Either way, Complex is pretty much the only relevant magazine in stores, and I am not just saying that because I’m still riding on the time they featured me in the shit, I’m saying it cuz it’s true

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Elsa Pataky’s Got Nipple-itis

Posted on September 15, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You don’t see many posts on Elsa Pataky here on Hollywood Tuna, but if she keeps wearing dresses like this, I can assure she will become a permanent fixture. Here she is on her way to promote her new film, called “ Di Di Hollywood ” that nobody will ever see, that is unless Elsa ’s nipples are poking through her clothing like they are in these pictures. I’ll keep you updated.

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Hilary Clinton Need to Get Back in the Kitchen of the Day

Posted on August 11, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Look at the attitude from Hilary Clinton. This is just an example of what happens when you give a woman too much power and let her think she is relevant and more important than her husband, when we all know she, along with all women belong in their husband’s shadow.

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Amber Rose Photoshoot Video of the Day

Posted on August 11, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re wondering how to get on the cover of a magazine, all you have to do is pretend date a gay rapper and go on crazy shopping trips with him that he bankrolls as long as you can stomach him talking about boys which is a lot better than stomaching all the cum you’ve had to swallow just to get to this motherfucker, cuz I am pretty sure I saw this twat on Maury bragging about fucking a dude for a bucket of chicken and an old OIdsmobile back in the fuckin’ 90s. She’s not all that hot, but if she’s good enough for Kanye to play fake lover with, than she’s good enough for dudes to think she’s hot, I guess. Either way, here’s the pics from the photoshoot GO

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