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Belen Rodriguez in the Weirdest Underwear I’ve ever Seen of the DAy

I don’t know anything about Belen Rodriguez, I did a post on her GREAT TITS FOR SOME MAGAZINEZ back in 2007….but I can’t keep track of every bitch I post pictures of…I’m too much of a crackhead drunk for that….but what I can do is say she’s wearing the weirdest fucking underwear I have ever fucking seen and I’ve seen my fair share of weird underwear…this shit must be strapped around her shoulders like some underwear overalls….because it’s the only thing that makes sense and I’ve decided my new favorite hobby is awkwardly staring at a bitch’s panties trying to figure out what the fuck’s going on with them….it’s even better than trying to take them off with my mouth….because I’m always scared my computer screen is gonna electrocute me when I do that… TO See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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WATCH: It’s Open Season on Twilight and Teen Idols in the Latest Verbal Vogueing, Featuring Movieline’s Louis Virtel

In the latest episode of the pop culture-masticating internet sensation Verbal Vogueing , Louis Virtel tackles teen idoldom through the ages. Does Justin Bieber deserve those lesbian doppelganger slams? Can any of the Twilight kids escape Louis’s wrath? Did he just drop a Karen Carpenter joke so hard I nearly LOL ed-up my lunch onto my computer screen? Oh yes. He did.

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Kelly Brook Big Tits in her Underwear Promoting Shit of the Day

One of the worst things in the world is when stuck at a bar next to a dude who takes these body spray companies seriously, forcing you to smell the toxic shit they think is going to get them laid, until you can get your drink and escape them. This jock frat boy shit is worse than AIDS, worse than being held captive by pirates, worse than natural disasters, worse than the smells my wife gives off when naked and worse than my wife naked, it is just a war on my fucking nostrils, and I’m a motherfucker with a food allergy who stinks of sulfur and an issue with not being down to shower or wash my clothes, meaning bad smells are kinda my thing…I have a pretty solid threshold for stink…The only thing good about these companies is that they hire whores to show off their tits when marketing this toxic shit…..and here’s Kelly Brook getting paid to smut peddle…cuz bitches like this don’t care what they promote as long as it pays the fucking bills…they have no souls…but they do have tits…good enough for me…and now look at all the free press they got….good work Lynx…

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Kelly Brook Big Tits in her Underwear Promoting Shit of the Day

Amanda Seyfried Blowing my Mind in Interview Magazine of the Day

I don’t know what it is about this bitch…but she blows my fucking mind. She’s like a fucking riddle or some shit that I want to get pregnant with my fingers, mouth and cock at the same fucking time…it’s like she dresses so down that she almost becomes insignificant, annoying anyone who has seen her Her Naked in Chloe e, boring us while she plays with her dog – or Ryan Philippe – or moves or whatever else I’ve covered in my Amanda Seyfried archive ….cuz I track her every move like the predator I am….but then she comes out with photoshoots and movies and shit that keep me fucking hooked…She is the best kind of cocktease…everytime I’ve decided I’m done posting her, she brings something good… It’s a roller coaster with this one that I happen to love riding…now if only it was in real live, dripping of her chin and all over her face instead of on a computer screen, then maybe I’d feel less pathetic.

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May the Crust Be With You: Star Wars-Inspired Pies Look Tasty, Nerdy

Never did being a geek look so delicious! Fresh into Movieline HQ comes photographic evidence of some Star Wars -inspired pies made by a member of our extended family. For my money, the Darth Apple one looks best, but your mileage may vary depending on what you think of apple pie. (If only Steve Jobs could invent a scratch-and-sniff computer screen; now that would be some useful technology. Anyway!) Click ahead to witness the sweetness and choose your own favorite in the comments section.

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May the Crust Be With You: Star Wars-Inspired Pies Look Tasty, Nerdy

Marisa Miller Is Earth’s Sexiest Woman

I’ve only got this one picture of Marisa Miller on the cover of FHM magazine, but it’s one picture of Marisa Miller wearing the tiniest pair of denim short shorts and a bra so who gives a crap. I don’t think that calling her the earth’s sexiest woman is much of a stretch, she may be the galaxy’s sexiest woman and I will fight any alien that says otherwise. These pictures are just too hot, now my computer screen has testicle prints all over it.

Bar Rafaeli’s Sizzling New Ad

It’s the sizzling new ad for Rampage clothing starring Bar Refaeli .

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Bar Rafaeli’s Sizzling New Ad