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Sara Malakul Lane Flashing Cars of the Day

There has been a lot of death today, from Mickey Rooney who was 93 and still had boyish good looks, to Peaches Geldof, who was way too young to die, to comedian John Penette, who made a living off fat jokes, but who is now no longer living… So I figured, I’d post these instagram videos of Sara Malakul Lane – Killing It… You see what I did there? She’s one of my favorite girls to follow on Instagram, actress, and big breasted Sara Malakul Lane…straight from the sex tourism fuelled Thailand…even though she’s been in America and is American….that doesn’t change the fact that she’s comfortable level of immigrant…and an even more comfortably busty… I don’t know what these are for..but I know I want to scratch and sniff and lick them…before getting them pregnant…before realizing how pathetic sex with a computer screen is…

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Xenia Deli Is The Most Beautiful Creature On The Planet

As you guys know I truly believe that Xenia Deli is by far the most beautiful creature on the planet and once again she proves her hotness in this Luli Fama bikini photoshoot. I can go on and on about how I’d like to explore every inch of her body with my tongue like a lizard, but since I’m already done licking my computer screen, I’ll save you from that visual. Anyway, make sure to explore this beauty yourself. Enjoy.

Eva Longoria’s Booty In Leggings!

I guess Eva Longoria heard me call her boring, because we’ve got our second straight sighting of Eva in leggings today. And it’s a good one, even if the pictures aren’t quite as awesome as last time . Don’t get me wrong, they’re still enough to issue a pants fire warning, I just can’t see any more thong action. At least I don’t think. If I spend any more time squinting at my computer screen trying to figure it out, I’m going to go cross-eyed. Feel free to continue the investigation though, and let me know if you find anything. » view all 18 photos Photos: Fameflynet , WENN.com

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Halloween 2013: Justin Bieber Costume Ideas | MTV Style

Hear that? *pushes index finger to your lips…yes, through the computer screen* That's the sound of Halloween being HALF A MONTH away! So far, in our quest to. See the article here: Halloween 2013: Justin Bieber Costume Ideas | MTV Style

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Simone Villas Boas Was Born To Wear Lingerie

In case you were wondering, the hottie you’re currently drooling over is Simone Villas Boas , the next big Brazilian supermodel if my research proves correct. Now I don’t know much about Simone, but I do know that Alessandra Ambrosio should start getting worried. Because now that Simone’s gotten the patented Tuna Bump, I bet we’re going to be seeing a lot more of her in the future. So you might want to invest in a drool guard for your computer screen now, just to be safe. » view all 60 photos

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Simone Villas Boas Was Born To Wear Lingerie

In case you were wondering, the hottie you’re currently drooling over is Simone Villas Boas , the next big Brazilian supermodel if my research proves correct. Now I don’t know much about Simone, but I do know that Alessandra Ambrosio should start getting worried. Because now that Simone’s gotten the patented Tuna Bump, I bet we’re going to be seeing a lot more of her in the future. So you might want to invest in a drool guard for your computer screen now, just to be safe. » view all 60 photos

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Miley Cyrus Gets a Fooy Massage for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted her feet to twitter and I wonder how many people have jerked off to it, because you foot fetishists are fucking weird to begin with, coupled with a Miley Cyrus tween fetish, you’ve probably got a real socially awkward weirdo who smells like semen and canned food, with a computer screen tan from never leaving the house, because it gets in the way of his masturbating. You know the kind of weirdo, you’d see on public transit rubbing himself over his pants, because a girl is wearing sandals, because when weird fetishes, like foot fetishes start to materialize, they become consuming and impossible to control. They are the gateway fetish to criminal activity, and I’ll never understand them, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t suck, sniff and ejaculate on Miley’s feet, it just means it’s not my first choice and these pics don’t get me excited, like the do for you…Enjoy freak.

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Makeout With April Bowlby And Kat Graham

I’m a little confused by these videos, I don’t really know what the hell is going on, but it seems to be a couple of hotties pretending to make out with me through my computer screen so I’m kind of alright with it. Here are April Bowbly and Kat Graham doing their thing to promote some sort of dating website or some garbage like that. I’m not sure what kind of site it is, but I can think of a few other things I’d like to see these girls press up against that glass.

Makeout With April Bowlby And Kat Graham

I’m a little confused by these videos, I don’t really know what the hell is going on, but it seems to be a couple of hotties pretending to make out with me through my computer screen so I’m kind of alright with it. Here are April Bowbly and Kat Graham doing their thing to promote some sort of dating website or some garbage like that. I’m not sure what kind of site it is, but I can think of a few other things I’d like to see these girls press up against that glass.

Boob Puppets is My New Favorite Thing of the Day

I have been talking about Vagina puppets for a long time..because dressing your pussy up with eyes into it’s own personality and developing your own character with it as you make it talk by pulling your lips apart…makes for good entertainment and more importantly good artistic release… Well apparently the PG verson of Vagina puppets is titty puppets and here are some of the pics….for you to use to encourage your girl to have a little fun with her tits….because it is the gateway body puppetry to vagina puppetry….awesome.

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