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Ellen Von Unwerth For Lingerie Brand Chantal Thomass of the Day

Ellen Von Unwerth is one of the more interesting photographers…who gets paid to take fetishy pics of these girls or women…am I allowed to say women…or female…because the root word is men or male…I don’t know in this PC world we live in…that is so PC…everything is deemed racist or wrong…which in and of itself is racist and wrong….strange…. I guess what I’m saying is that I like this Ellen character, maybe we’ll call it an it…and the shoots she does…this one is for a lingerie company…not unlike other lingerie companies…or lingerie shoots…they all feature girls in lingerie…but seemingly better or more interesting than the shit the evil lingerie companies put out…you know that we’ve been tainted, polluted, destroyed by…which isn’t saying much…seeing as this isn’t the Mcdonald’s, cookie cutter, fast food version of panties…available in every mall…but it’s saying something…and that is that she takes a good photo…compared to all the instagram photographers.. The post Ellen Von Unwerth For Lingerie Brand Chantal Thomass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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10 Great Singers That Never Would Have Won American Idol

American Idol has fallen off without Simon and the crazed cokehead. J. Lo and Mouf haven’t exactly set the world on fire. But the show had its downfalls even when it was at its peak. So many of us thought that the artists were pretty cookie cutter and didn’t reflect true musicianship. The judges didn’t think outside the box enough and even gave The Artist Formerly Known As Thick J-Hud the boot because she was chunky. Here are 10 more artists that would have gotten the boot because American Idol doesn’t know true talent when they see it.

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Tyra Banks Apes ANTM Contestants; is Hilarious

Candice Swanepoel in Some Typical, Yet Amazing Lingerie Pics of the Day

These lingerie photoshoots are repetitive maybe, amazing, obviously. I can’t hate these Victoria’s Secret photoshoots, even though they all look the same, they lack creativity, they are cookie cutter formula where the pussy is interchangeable, but I love this Candice Swanepoel, especially when she is half naked. She is a hero who escaped AIDs in South Africa, to be in an overpaid bitch in a thong all over the internet, showing off her amazing ass, while making me stare at my wife and hate my life because seriously, the fact that she doesn’t look like this, is fucking with my ego and any man who isn’t with a girl who looks like this is a failure. Realize that motherfucker and enjoy your miserable existance that eye candy like this may or may not soften the reality blow….cuz sometimes fantasy can carry you through everything…

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Candice Swanepoel in Some Typical, Yet Amazing Lingerie Pics of the Day