Berenice Marlohe is the new Bond girl…and I guess it is only natural for the corporate sponsor and possible producer of the James Bond franchise…Omega Watches….to run a campaign with her….a campaign that is semi-erotic, half naked, totally suggestive that girls will fuck you if you wear a 10,000 dollar watch….but more importantly a campaign that will never be sold for this site…cuz Omega are snobby motherfuckers…who only like their pornography in fashion magazines and not smutty blogs…ruining my dreams of my private jets…but reminding me that I don’t need a private jet to jerk off to pics….
Ashley Smith is some big titty gapped tooth Gap model cuz they are literal… who may or may not have tried to sue me for posting shitty pics of her honeymoon, but I have a feeling that may be Lara Stone….another big titty model with a gap tooth….. Either way, I’m digging the vintage bathing suit vibe….even if it isn’t pornographic….you see cuz as a model SHE HAS POSED TOPLESS AND HER BIG TITS THAT ARE PROBABLY FAKE TITS, ARE AMAZING …..but you know sometimes it is nice to jerk off to things that are wholesome and PG rated….It is the corporate philosophy at Disney and they are a multi billion dollar empire…so it’s gotta do some good….and I guess that’s part of the reason I’m posting it, but the main motivation is ass and pussy in bathing suits robbed from dead grandmothers….turn me on….
This is the kind of modeling that matters. This is what it is all about. Candice Swanepoel….hot as fuck South African who’s pussy has some pretty bad HIV stats against it…cuz South African is fucked…except when it comes to making hot fucking women….is modeling the way she’s supposed to be modeling….showing her fucking tits for fashion….cuz that’s what fashion is motherfuckers….tits. I hate her Victoria’s Secret shit. It’s candy coated, corporate vanilla scented feces that looks all the fucking same and doesn’t push her in her modeling to levels or places I can get turned on by…. It’s like she’s a wasted hot as fuck model for them…like rich trashy women are a waste of money…or my wife is a waste of fucking space….but luckily they let her venture out an show her little graceful titties in other publications…cuz it makes her corporate spokesperson shit easier to stomach when I can cross reference her cleavage to her small natural titties…it’s the little things that matter.
I am sad that my favorite sex offender who makes me feel like a sex offender is no longer a sex offender cuz the person she was pretending to sex offend even though he was getting sex offended by a black male in hs 30s is now 18….because now I have no angle with her….you know I can’t say shit about how good she is with kids or how her dream job was being a school bus driver in order to get laid….I just get to stare at her tight little ethnic slut body and try not to pretend she’s 15….cuz despite her body, I know she’s not that innocent….Disney Taught her vagina all the tricks…..which may make her even more interesting to look at…even if this pickle jar she’s rockin may just be an explanation for the bigger swollen titties….as there may be real life is teen pregnancy up in her uterus….but before her body gets ruined….she’s sharing her short shorts with us….and that works for me and my perversions. TO See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK /strong>
Zooey Deschanel is the fucking worst….and her ass is even worse than she is…… In the event you aren’t into asses….and don’t know any better….this is a shitty fucking ass. It’s square, wide, long, weird and seriously lacks soul. I hate people who endorse this Deschanel trash….and buy into her bullshit hipster hustle…. She’s nothing but a fat chick, overrated and annoying….who managed to leverage her fucking bullshit into a site and TV show…when based on her look she’s got no fucking business doin it… Hollywood is a lie, but this ass…this is ass is real….real fucking horrible… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Californication is far less humiliating to jerk off to than David Duchovney’s work in the Red Shoe Diaries….even if the shit isn’t as hardcore as it needs to be….I still appreciate that cable TV has taken the route of giving the people what they want…in efforts to compete with movies and the internet….cuz TV without nudity is just some fucking homo shit…. See, I tried watching a few of the popular sitcoms the past couple of weeks and they are all fucking garbage polluting the brains of everyone….no wonder we’re all fucking doomed…you idiots eat that shit up, have no mind of your own…..but as bad as they are…they’d be better if the bitches were topless….and that’s where cable TV prospers…and network TV remains the corporate brainwashing devil….. Not that I watch any TV, I just stick to the nude scenes that hit the internet the next day, I prefer living my own life and making it memorable to watching some fake lives make my life seem dull….but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t….. Here’s some bitch named Camilla Ludington from Californication… Here’s some bitch named Sarah Power from Californication…. Here’s some bitch named Stephanie Fantauzzi or as I like to call her – “Thank God Its Not That Emmy Rossum Cunt” from Shameless….
Just when you thought “ Love & Hip-Hop ” couldn’t get any more ratchet! Our sources say the show is making its way to ATL for another spinoff. While Vh1 has yet to name names, we have a pretty idea of who you’ll be seeing on the small screen. And some of these folks have already had a close-up or two before. Continue for the 411…
Beauty, thy name is Chanel. Chanel Iman – who may or may not have been chopped down by Kanye West – recently did a photo shoot with The Corporate and all we can think of is ooh la la. She’s not as caked out as the other thicky thickums we’ve had here, but she’s still a banger for her beauty. Wowza.
Why do these fuckers at Victoria’s Secret gotta fuck with me like this…they got me by the fucking balls fuck…I hate their corporate monster ways…I hate endorsing their campaigns for free…all because there are hot bitches in bikinis seducing me….it’s such an easy marketing hustle…get hot pussy, make them celebs so people care about them, get them half naked often so people keep talking about them…and it makes me hate myself as much as I like looking at the half naked bitches… So here’s Some teaser….half a million people have already seen… Here’s Some Candice….straight from South Africa reminding us to cum in africa but never let africa cum in you…..HIV rules of wisdom…
Back in 2001, “speed-racer” Alex Roy set the fastest record for circling Manhattan in 27 minutes, allegedly reaching speeds of 144 mph. Apparently he never released the tape due to legal reasons. Roy’s record however, has now been beat and by about one entire minute. The new record holder clocked in at 26:03. More from Jalopnik : The video below purports to be from the Corporate Broadcasting Company,… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Blaze Discovery Date : 30/06/2011 02:52 Number of articles : 2
