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Helen Flanagan as the Playboy Bunny of the Day

Helen Flanagan the actress turned Glamour model with huge tits…who I guess thinks being a Glamour model is higher impact and a better career move than being on some Shitty UK show 80 year old women watch…and decided that rather than riding that out into a career on some shitty soap 80 year old women watch..she might as well shock and awe and bust out her tits in photoshoots cuz that’s what Kelly Brook and Jordan Katie Price did and look at those millionaire bitches now… I’m not complaining…because I don’t care enough to care… But also cuz any excuse for a girl to get naked for success…career…or really just for the sake of getting naked…works for me… She’s posing with her stupid Megan Fox Tattoo for Playboy and she looks lovely and photoshopped the way I like my pictures to be…as they help me judge regular girls based on unrealistic expectations…which leads to better sex from them…when even the hot ones scramble…with their inadequacies…

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Victoria’s Secret Swim 2012 Cock Tease Video of the Day

Why do these fuckers at Victoria’s Secret gotta fuck with me like this…they got me by the fucking balls fuck…I hate their corporate monster ways…I hate endorsing their campaigns for free…all because there are hot bitches in bikinis seducing me….it’s such an easy marketing hustle…get hot pussy, make them celebs so people care about them, get them half naked often so people keep talking about them…and it makes me hate myself as much as I like looking at the half naked bitches… So here’s Some teaser….half a million people have already seen… Here’s Some Candice….straight from South Africa reminding us to cum in africa but never let africa cum in you…..HIV rules of wisdom…

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Elsa Pataky Pregnant Bikini Pictures of the Day

Nothing like a pregnant chick on a waterslide….to get me excited that she may slip up, lose the baby and thus save her vagina…leading me to believe if I was a superhero, that’d be by quest…vagina saver thru miscarriage enducer… I feel like this post makes my one female reader happy, but that’s just cuz she had a botched abortion and can’t have babies of her own, so she looks at pregnant chicks as the devil mocking her inadequacies…but it probably upsets all the other girls….cuz I’m a horrible horrible man… That said, here’s preggers Elsa Pataky in a bikini…

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Salma Hayek in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day

Salma Hayek is a fucking tank. I guess that’s no real surprise cuz like all girls who had big tits in thier 20s, when they turn 30 the rest of them slowly follows their titty’s lead and by 40 turns into real thick…not the mention this bitch is a Mexican, and I have never met a slim Mexcian mother before…. So the fact that this Mexican isn’t being carted around on a medical scooter with diabetes is a testament to how hard she is fighting her Mexican genetics…..something that probably isn’t worth celebrating in her bikini, but since I like all pussy in bikinis, it’s good enough for me, even if it’s sending a bad message to young girls everywhere that ou can be proud of your mom body any shape it is and parade it around like it’s not a disgusting fucking mess…

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Brittney Jones Sex Tape Preview of the Day

I don’t really know who this bottom feeder is, but I do know that you will probably like watching her fuck, cuz watching girls fuck, no matter who they are, or how hot they are, or how big their pussy lips are, is always a good time. The rumor is that Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore with this girl, but there’s no actual proof,because last time I checked Ashton Kutcher was a fucking faggot who old dates a woman old enough to be his mom cuz her dried up old lady pussy feels and smells like a male prostitutes HIV anus….and no matter how much plastic surgery she gets, or training she does, she’ll always be the pussy that created her troll daughter, and a fresh coat of paint won’t change scientific proof… What it comes down to is that Brittney Jones did what any girl addicted to the attention she got when the Ashton story hit, she’s alright looking, I mean considering she’s not in her 50s, and she’s lucky Demi didn’t try to suck the youth out of her, cuz that is apparently something she does. I hate the Kutchers and the Kutchers hate me…. at least according to Twitter ….when I was one of 8 people he was blocking…. Ashton Kutcher did everything in his power to get his name taken off any promotion of the DVD, cuz apparently they were saying “this is what Ashton may have experienced” and good or not, I am sure it’s better than what that cunt Demi has to offer…which isn’t say much…but is saying something about her inadequacies… ENJOY!! To See The Rest of the Sex Tape – Follow This Link GO

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