So no one came to my big Golden Globes viewing party last night, which is a real shame, because I found a whole bunch of leftover pizza under my couch and everything. Anyway, I’m not gonna lie, I was a little hurt at first. But now I think I finally figured out why no one showed. Because if a hot nobody like Emily Ratajkowski was in attendance, then they must’ve invited every single hottie in Hollywood. Yeah, that’s gotta be it. Photos: WENN.com
As you guys know, I try to stay away from covering fashion on this site, because my expertise pretty much ends at which sweatpants go best with my couch. But I’m willing to make an exception for this dress Daphne Joy is wearing here. Because after these pictures, I want to find whoever made it and thank them. And then ask what the hell they were thinking covering up all the good parts. Photos: WENN.com
As part of my ongoing campaign to finally get one of these no-name hotties I’m always doing posts on to sleep with me — or at the very least, marry and divorce me for my blogger money (stop laughing) — here’s Vivica Mitra ‘s latest sexy beach photoshoot for us all to drool over. According to my sources, Vivica here was named Miss Photogenic 2014 and Miss India Global, and while I’m sure those are two very prestigious titles, if you ask me, I think being named an Ex-Miss Tuna could do a whole lot more for Vivica’s career. Call me! Photos: Fameflynet
I don’t tend to watch much TV in the morning unless it involves cartoon characters or I passed out on the couch, so I can’t say that I caught Taylor Swift performing on Good Morning America . But after seeing these pictures of the sweet leg show she put on, it kind of makes me wish that I had. I’m pretty sure blogger regulations prevent us from setting an alarm in the morning (same goes for wearing non-elastic waistband pants), but I’d be willing to make an exception for some hot pop star leg action. Because these stems could get me up in a hurry. …I’m talking about the Little Tuna, just to be clear. Only losers and serial killers get out of bed before noon. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com
Loading View on Instagram Here’s my new favorite comedian of all-time Ashley In LA back with another one of her killer comedy videos. This time, Ashley’s got a car safety tip for us, and although I have to say that I think more lingerie would’ve helped get this important message across even better, if you’re not following Ashley on Instagram yet, you’re missing out on some pretty great material.
As my regular readers know (or anybody with a set of working eyeballs, really), Selena Gomez has been totally crushing it in the hotness department lately. Here she is heading into a taping of Jimmy Kimmel Live , and while I can’t say I’m all that interested in hearing “hilarious” anecdotes about her latest project, I’m definitely looking forward to seeing her sit down on the couch in this dress. I’d better go set my DVR stat. » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com
I guess I didn’t give Miranda Kerr ‘s funbags as much attention as she would’ve liked yesterday , because here she is at Paris Fashion Week again with an even more drool-worthy cleavage show for us today. Well, I’m definitely paying attention now. Two killer outfits in two days? Miranda must be trying to send a signal that she wants me. Or maybe I’m just hallucinating that part. I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that second slice of pizza I found behind the couch this morning. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Last time we got pictures of Latvian model Jacqueline Oloniceva they were pretty mind-blowing. But this latest set of hers for Agent Provocateur Lingerie just might be even better. In fact, there’s so much lingerie hotness in this post, it might cause your brain to stop working all together. Anyway, I know it’s a lot of pictures, but trust me, you’re going to want to look at every single one of them. So I’d go ahead and clear your schedule for the rest of the day. Maybe even the rest of the week. I’ve already cancelled all my important afternoon meetings with my couch, my bed and the TV. It’s all about prioritizing. » view all 83 photos
I always wonder if these girls with their one tricks ever get boring…because I find everything boring and thus I am a bad judge of this kind of thing I am so desensitized that I don’t get boners watching porn. I don’t get excited hanging with models. Rich people can offer to take me to magical fucking places and I’d rather sit on my couch and do nothing…so to me…it’s just a girl, showing off her fitness, putting in work…and justifying why she gets paid a lot of money…none of that shit matters…but visually..this is alright…it ames me think she’d be good at riding dick…which as a fat man…is all I am into…now if only I had a dick big enough to ride…then maybe dreams could come true and I could find a fit strong lady with vagina muscles that can rip off my dick…so that I don’t have to look at this model building out her new brand…
The paparazzi in Miami are pretty amazing. The main girl responsible for the off season “miami” celebrity bikini paparazzi pics is named Logan Fazio. Her ass is on the right of Anastasia. She has basically created low level celebrities, using the paparazzi agencies to distribute her photos, and now she is taking it to the next level, by getting in front of the paparazzi while being paparazzi, only to create her own celebrity and when you have an Italian in Miami ass like that…you can’t go fucking wrong… Now I don’t know what Anasatasia and her are doing, but I can only assume it is something sent from heaven to better the lives of all us perverts who are into nice fat assess in skimpy bikinis on the beach… Maybe they are staring a girl group called the “bikini bandits” and this is them practicing their choreographed dance. Maybe this is the opening scene to a lesbian sex tape…yes…that’s what it is…because I’m old school and my lesbian sex doesn’t need to be in actual video…I can see it in my mind.. I guess the only fail in this is not enough toe touching….either way…Amazing…. I’m bummed I’m not here creeping on the beach, but rather on my couch in my own filth…because I could have been on the beach creeping…but chose to be on my couch in my own filth… It’s all part of being a reclusive people…reclusives don’t go to Miami for bikini photoshoots…duh. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
