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Chris Brown Falls Off Wagon, Sofa

Chris Brown turned 21 less than a month ago and wasted little time learning how to party – you could say that he’s been falling over himself to hit the clubs. So much so that he literally fell off the couch in a NYC club. “Chris was out at Greenhouse nightclub last night in New York City and got so wasted that he fell off the couch,” a club insider said. “He had to be picked up.” Chris was drinking Ace of Spades champagne mixed with Patron tequila and hung out with rappers Lil Jon and Gucci Mane, which you know means trouble. Before making it to Greenhouse around 2 a.m., Chris and his crew were over at Perfection strip club in Queens. “Girls were all over Chris,” a source said. Girls were all over Chris. He was all over the floor. Literally . “He wasn’t really too talkative and seemed pretty cocky and arrogant. He took off his shirt and danced in his tank top undershirt until the bar closed.” Chris has received praise from the judge in his assault case for staying on top of his probation terms and completing 290 hours of hard labor to date. Brown pummeled Rihanna absolutely senseless back in February 2009. Last August, a probation order required Chris Brown to “abstain from all alcoholic beverages and from places where they are the chief item of sale.” Lucky for Chris, the order has since been lifted and he is now 21.

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Ranking the Memorial Day TV Marathons: Your Best Bets for the Holiday

If the idea of spending the afternoon at a barbecue with your family doesn’t get you all that excited for Memorial Day, don’t worry: Cable television has been kind enough to schedule a day full of crap marathons to allow you an escape. Because why watch the drama unfold in your backyard when you can watch hours and hours of Real Housewives from the comfort of your couch! After the jump, Movieline ranks the marathons.

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Alex O’Loughlin Is Hot In The City

Alex O’Loughlin is hot. And he seems like a cool guy, you know, someone that would open a door for you, snuggle with you on the couch while watching movie but won’t try and make a move, unless you really wanted him to, oh and he has a great smile which breaks our heart because he’s starring in the worst movie of 2010. No, he’s not in The Bounty Hunter but starring opposite Jennifer Lopez in The Back-Up plan . If you’ve seen the previews for the artificial insemination rom-com, you know what we’re talking about. It looks shockingly awful.

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Sometimes You Just Wanna Get Up and Dance

Everybody dance now! There's always that one special song that makes you want to get up and dance, even if you're just sitting on the couch chillaxing. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Michael Jackson’s Insane Interior Design

Filed under: Michael Jackson Michael Jackson spent more than $700,000 on all sorts of flamboyantly bizarre furniture before he died — but now, it could be yours … if the price is right

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Brittany Snow Masturbates in Some Movie of the Day

I guess things have dried up for Brittany Snow since her life changing role in John Tucker Mst Die…cuz bitch has taken up masturbating in this movie is called The Vicious Kind, something you know real bottom feeders who got all excited after they were popular for a minute and bought all these things they can’t afford today…so now they’re simulating cumming on camera and I’m not complaining…not that I find this hot…I just don’t really care either way…. Bonus – Here she is getting raped….I think….I’m not really sure what’s going on here but I think he fake cums inside her and I’m always good with fake cumming inside desperat chicks cuz I don’t like unwanted pregancy…. Either way, this is a shitty fucking sex scenes in shitty fucking movies I’ve never heard of…

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Kitten is Too Scared of Halloween!

The Internet is a scary place on Halloween, and this little kitten just couldn't take it; it just had to hide away! Alternatively, this couch is made out of quick sand.

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Alyssa Milano Disappoints

I’m not impressed with Alyssa Milano , where’s the Samantha we all used to love? Here she is at the launch of How To Rule The World From Your Couch looking pretty average. This book sounds an awful lot like the story of my life, if it’s based in my mom’s basement I better see some royalty checks.

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Eliza Dushku Complex Magazine Pictures

I don’t know anybody who watches Eliza Dushku’s TV show Dollhouse , but I do know that she looks pretty damn hot in these pictures for Complex Magazine . I especially like the shot of her in her bikini lying on the couch from the Golden Girls , I don’t remember that episode, was that the one where Blanche had a threeway? I guess it doesn’t matter, I’m just glad to any action from this Dushku.

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What the Hell is Wrong With TV Today of the Day

Someone emailed me this clip of a leather couch giving birth to a naked Danny Devito on some show called Sunny in Philadelphia and I don’t really understand it. The weirdest thing I ever found in my couch was some disgusting smells thanks to my wife’s sweaty ass after a Touched by an Angel marathon that prompted me throwing the TV out the fucking window. I mean as a pig I am sure there’s some real vile shit in there, from used tampons to pieces of feces, but nothing as gross as a naked midget, which makes me feel like I am really missing out on life….but we all already knew that about me, so watch the clip

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