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Good Morning Video of the Day

I watched this when wasted at 3:30 in the morning when I got home from the bar I may have got AIDS at…and it was opened on my computer when I woke up…if it was actually considered being awkake…I’m pretty sure I was dead and watched this video again…with no memory of seeing it last night and shit made me dance on my couch…if nodding your head as the room spins is considered dancing…but it put me in a better mood so I decided to post it to start your shitty hungover friday off right, with a smile motherfucker…cuz smiling is what I’m all about…especially when it’s a pussy smiling back at me… More to come if I don’t die…I feel my heart palpitating….Fuck you alcohol for ruining me.

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Party at Lindsay Lohan’s … And Betty Ford Is Ticked

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan ‘s roommates had a party a week ago last Saturday night, and TMZ has learned the booze was flowing and the girls got in a heap of trouble. We’re told Lindsay and her roomies were staying at a satellite house at the Betty Ford Clinic .… Read more

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Boozy Sebastian Bach Rips Dr. Drew — ‘What a Quack!’

Filed under: Dr. Drew , Sebastian Bach , Celebrity Rehab A super-drunk and possibly stoned

Rachel Uchitel — Not on the Hook for Poop

Filed under: Rachel Uchitel , Celebrity Justice Rachel Uchitel is a little richer (again) — a judge just ruled she can get her $1,500 deposit back from the sober living facility that refused to give it back … rejecting the claim that her dog pooped all over the place and ruined the couch. Uchitel… Read more

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Rachel Uchitel — Not on the Hook for Poop

Filed under: Rachel Uchitel , Celebrity Justice Rachel Uchitel is a little richer (again) — a judge just ruled she can get her $1,500 deposit back from the sober living facility that refused to give it back … rejecting the claim that her dog pooped all over the place and ruined the couch. Uchitel… Read more

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Mila Kunis Is Just Sexy

Milas Kunis is just hot, it’s just that simple. Here she is arriving at some award show last night, that nobody seems to know anything about, looking cuter than kittens falling asleep. I love this girl, I could see myself spending some serious quality time with her over the holidays. We can watch Property Virgins on HGTV together all snuggled up on the couch with a bottle of wine. Perfect. I’ll be wearing a nice pair of jeans and my favorite Christmas sweater and she’ll be naked of course. Call me.

Kelis Says Recording Flesh Tone Was ‘Freeing’

‘I recorded it at home … literally laying on my couch,’ the singer laughs to MTV News of new album. By Mawuse Ziegbe, with reporting by Steven Roberts Kelis Photo: MTV News The last couple of years have been a whirlwind for Kelis . She dealt with the demise of her marriage to Nas, celebrated the subsequent birth of her son, Knight, with the rapper and on Tuesday (July 6), the release of Flesh Tone, her first studio album in four years. We recently caught up with the singer, who said making the electro-infused album was liberating, noting that she hadn’t been hampered by the demands of her record label or any other outside influence. “Recording this album was a really freeing experience for me,” Kelis told MTV News. “There was no, like, label or opinion — there was no business involved. It’s great to be able to make music and to do this for a living. But the reality is when you can take [the] business out of the creation of music, is when it’s at its best,” Kelis said, adding, “It was just me.” The eclectic singer also divulged that the studio process was not only cathartic but cozy. “I recorded it at home and I recorded it, like, literally laying on my couch. It’s just the most comfortable way to possibly record an album with, like, snacks next to me,” Kelis laughed. “It was awesome.” According to Kelis, Flesh Tone, which includes the thumping electro-house track “4th of July (Fireworks)” and the chart-topping dance hit “Acapella,” touches on a few themes, from getting in tune with one’s spirituality to appreciating the little things in life. “The first thing is, just, like, God, and really being really blessed,” Kelis said. “I was pregnant, so I was made aware of a lot of things that I think we take for granted.” She revealed that even though it had been years since her last album, she hadn’t expected to be back on the scene for a while. “I didn’t plan on doing another record this soon. I know it’s been four years but for me it’s been really soon.” Feeling free is another topic that runs through Flesh Tone, and she addresses it most specifically on songs like “4th of July (Fireworks).” “That record, like most of the records on the album, is about, there’s a freedom in surrender and just … love, and life and baby,” said Kelis, whose son was born in July 2009. “Fireworks is … to me a great way to explain something, like, magnificent.” What do you think of Kelis’ new album? Tell us your thoughts in the comments! Related Artists Kelis

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Amanda Seyfried Needs To Step It Up A Little

I’m starting to get sick of these lame outfits Amanda Seyfried keeps wearing, she’s a cute girl with some secret big boobies, what a waste. I’m seriously considering ending our e-relationship, if that’s what it takes to get her back into sexy clothing to try and win me back, so be it. Here she is in some lame leggings and a t-shirt getting into her car the other day. Boring! This kind of crap is only acceptable when a woman is snuggled up on my couch with me forcing me to watch something on HGTV and talk about our day. Or if she weighs more than 200lbs. more pictures of Amanda Seyfried here

Kevin Costner, Wife Christine Baumgartner Welcome Baby #3!

Kevin Costner didn’t want to buy the Field of Dreams land up for sale – dude has a lot of mouths to feed, including one that was just born yesterday! The Oscar-winning director and his wife, Christine Baumgartner Costner, welcomed a baby girl named Grace Avery Costner on Wednesday afternoon. This is Costner’s seventh child, and his third with Christine. Grace arrived at 5:46 p.m. in California. She weighed 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 21 inches at birth. Both mom and daughter are doing well, his rep says. The baby’s impending arrival was announced in March. Kevin and Christine have been married since 2004. We’re glad it’s been working out so well. Grace’s siblings: Hayes Logan, 16 months, Cayden Wyatt, 3, Liam, 13, Joe, 22, Lily, 23, and Annie, 25. Congratulations to the happy, growing family!

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Miss New Jersey Wants in on Jersey Shore

Lots of girls want to get with The Situation. Why that is, we can’t exactly say. But it’s true. This one, however, wants to get with him … and Ronnie, and Snooki , and Sammi, etc. No, not in that kind of way. Margaret Skourlis, the current Miss New Jersey USA, wants to become a new roommate for Season 3 of Jersey Shore , for which producers are auditioning peeps. She auditioned for the show last week, despite being Greek-American, not Italian (huge faux pas) and says she can handle The Situation shirtless . Easily, too. Why? She’s survived beauty pageants. You think a half dozen hotheads intimidate her? “We’re not as evil to each other but we’re just as snippy in other ways.” Margaret’s best selling point? She says pageants and Jersey Shore both “excenturate things.” No idea what that means, but she needs to be cast on JS … now. Um, yeah. J-Woww and Snook would eat Mags alive .

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