A video I made for Justin Bieber using the song “The In Crowd” by Mitchel Musso. Lyrics: Spin away the combination for the last time Say goodbye to this year I wish I could avoid the empty summer days that await me. They’ll fake a smile goodbye celebrating their new freedom I sit alone on the couch Wondering why I wonder what its like to have it all To never be afraid that I would fall But I dont think Ive ever known a time That I was part of the in crowd Here we go another day another disgrace Fall flat on my face I wish I had a bunch of money Catch a plane head out west Still run and play around All full of the fans and freedom I sit alone on the couch Wondering why I wonder what its like to have it all To never be afraid that I would fall But I dont think Ive ever known a time That I was part of the in crowd Doesn’t anyone here live an original life what did you surrender to be on the inside, When you disappear they wont remember your name And youll fade away when someone takes your place. Take your place In the in crowd Spin away the combination for the last time Say goodbye to this year I wish I could avoid the empty summer days that await me theyll fake a small goodbye Celebrating their new freedom I sit alone on the couch But i’m ready to fly I wonder what its like to have it all To never be afraid that I would fall But I dont think Ive ever known the time I wonder what its like to have it all To never be afraid that I would fall But I dont think Ive ever known a … http://www.youtube.com/v/86jOCiZinCk?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Originally posted here: The In Crowd (Justin Bieber Video) with lyrics
I’m speechless…. Honestly, I mean we all know that Irina Shayk is one of the hottest women on the planet right now, she’s just so damn exotic, but I’m not sure I can handle these shots of her from FHM . Topless with her breasts squeezed together… Are you kidding me? I think I’m going to pass out, it’s a good think I work from my couch and I’ve got this delicious gin and tonic to settle my nerves. Well done lady.
After a long hiatus, The Real Housewives of Orange County are back for a seventh season. Let’s catch up with them in THG’s +/- review of the premiere! When we first see Gretchen, she’s getting ready to go to lunch. With Tamra. Because they’re trying to “bury the hatchet.” And because Tamra’s negativity just brings Gretchen down. Slade’s not happy about a potential Gretchen-Tamra truce. Plus 10 for trying to be the bigger person. Minus 10 for the rose petals in the bathroom floor. Vicki’s house is for sale and they have a showing, so she has to go make the bed for her adult son because people won’t want to buy the house if the line on the comforter isn’t straight. And then they have to fluff the pillows on the couch. Plus 10 because they’re doing it themselves. Vicki also reveals that she’s dating a guy named Brooks who lives in Mississippi. He hasn’t been to her house because – get this – Don’s still living there because she needs his paycheck to maintain the house. But it’s okay because she and Don haven’t seen each other in about two months (despite living in the same house). Minus 10 for the weird factor. Now we’re back to Gretchen and Tamra who are having mojitos. Tamra compares them to dogs sniffing each other’s asses to get to know one another. Gretchen thinks that if Tamra got to know her, Tamra would like her. But Tamra says “I DO like you!” And then Tamra says they just don’t trust each other. Tamra brought Gretchen a gift. A pink friendship bracelet with a key on it. They can use that key to lock up their past or unlock their future. I blame the mojitos, but Plus 5 for the thought. They threw the word “like” around so much at that lunch I felt like I was watching a tennis match between two chihuahuas. Minus 10 for poor use of vocabulary. Alexis is awake and dressed and ready to go at 6:28 in the morning, which is earlier than I’m ever even kind of prepared for anything, so Plus 10 for that. In the off-season she landed a Friday morning segment on the local news station giving health and beauty tips. Minus 20 , however, for both the kissy faces Alexis is making into her cell phone on the ride into work and not even knowing her own home phone number so she can call her husband to wake him up. Tamra and I are jiving right now. She’s calling the crazy on Vicki and Don still living in the same house. And then Vicki dropped a bombshell – Don wants spousal support. Plus 10 to Vicki for dealing with that. Finally, the new housewife! Meet Heather. Tamra’s trying to sell Heather a plot of land so Heather and her plastic surgeon husband can build a house, except Heather’s not biting because she can see the rooftops of a shopping center off in the distance. Minus 5 to Heather for her crazy demands regarding where she’ll build her next house. Tamra kind of looks like she wants to vomit from intimidation. And now the women are going to go have coffee. And then Tamra has Vicki invite Heather to a party. I can’t decide if Tamra’s being a genius or a crazy person right now. Alexis is giving us a crash course in what it’s like to be on live TV. I mean, y’all, you don’t get to do a retake or start over if you mess up. Her segment today? Showing off her ASSets for Dr. Booty. Who is, you know, an “expert” in derrieres. (So, a man?) Alexis always felt she would be on camera like this! Despite the fact that she has no journalistic training or experience. That segment was a complete crash and burn. Don’t quit your day job, Alexis. Minus 10 for the awful. Heather and Tamra are having that coffee and Heather can’t remember how long she and her plastic surgeon husband have been married. Minus 5 . Tamra invites Heather to Vicki’s party and tells her a little bit about the other girls. Heather’s intrigued and agrees to come along. I’m pretty sure she has no idea what she’s just gotten herself into. Alexis goes over to Gretchen’s house, apparently so they can pre-drink before the party at Vicki’s. Peggy goes over to Tamra’s house so THEY can pre-drink before the party at Vicki’s. I’m getting the feeling that this party at Vicki’s is going to get crazy. Poor Vicki might have to do more than just fluff her couch cushions before the next showing. Heather picks Peggy and Tamra up in limo. Alexis and Gretchen and Gretchen’s friend Sarah are in a limo, too. After the pre-drinking, Plus 30 for arranging safe rides. All the women are arriving at the party at Vicki’s house and the place is growing more awkward by the moment. This party, which is being thrown for no other reason than that Vicki is selling her house, is going to be fantastic. And by fantastic, I mean crazy. But we’ll have to wait until next week to find out. Coming up this season? An ’80s night, the C-word, divorces, proposals, tears, and lots and lots of wine and yelling. But hopefully no spilling of the wine. At least not on purpose this time. EPISODE TOTAL: +5!
Miss the fun last night? Re-live our Lou Reed-enlivened liveblogging , re-read our 679 fabulous comments , or review the debate transcript for a discussion in which contraception and talking to your gay friends on the couch outnumbered the euro-zone crisis by a factor of about 30 to 0. Sadly, that performance will not ruin the careers of ABC News’ Diane Sawyer and George Stephanopoulos, and even more… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Reason Magazine – Hit & Run Discovery Date : 08/01/2012 04:58 Number of articles : 2
Would you watch a movie about a couple who have to keep pushing their engagement due to unforeseen circumstances. Normally, we’d answer, no. But when that couple happens to be Emily Blunt and Jason Segel, it’s enough to make us get off the couch and get in line for tickets. The official trailer for The Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : TheFABlife Discovery Date : 07/12/2011 20:58 Number of articles : 2
Would you watch a movie about a couple who have to keep pushing their engagement due to unforeseen circumstances. Normally, we’d answer, no. But when that couple happens to be Emily Blunt and Jason Segel, it’s enough to make us get off the couch and get in line for tickets. The official trailer for The Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : TheFABlife Discovery Date : 07/12/2011 20:58 Number of articles : 2
Stacy Keibler did the right thing this Thanksgiving….and got into a fucking bikini…sure she needs a hell of a lot less life jacket and a lot more crawling around on all fours – but as a bottom feeder who hasn’t left his couch in what must be weeks – there an outline of my ass crack when I go to take pisses…. I always take what I can get… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I’m aware that I say this all the time, but I really don’t know who these Nadia Forde and Eva Ward girls are, not that I really care, I mean they’re hot and they’re modeling lingerie so that’s something right? Anyhow, it’s Thanksgiving and I’m hungover and feel like spending the rest of the day on the couch until it’s time for my Meals on Wheels turkey dinner to get here, and there’s no better way than with some half naked chicks. Enjoy. more pictures of Nadia Forde and Eva Ward here
In the spring of 2005, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes met. They hit it off immediately and began a whirlwind romance, which many people felt was a publicity stunt. Many people are eating serious helpings of crow now. Their first date was said to be a sushi dinner aboard Tom’s private plane and later that month, they were exclusive. By April of 2006, they had a daughter, Suri. Then in November 18 of that year, TomKat became lovingly joined in matrimony. Yep, today’s there five-year anniversary. That’s like 25 in Hollywood years! Tom Cruise takes a lot of flack for being kind of out there in his own world, but let’s face it, he and Katie are not only harmless, but a model relationship in many ways. We don’t know them personally, but neither goes out of their way to seek attention and both seem like attentive parents and spouses. Quirky, maybe, but who’s not? With so much coverage devoted to Kim Kardashian and Ashton Kutcher , it’s nice to see a marriage working out, isn’t it? Granted, it’s his third. But they try! Hard! It seems like forever ago that Cruise, who’s now filming Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol , was jumping on couches and warring with Matt Lauer like a loon. We kinda miss those days, but we’re glad he’s happier and mellower with Katie these days. Happy anniversary, TomKat, and happy weekend, THG readers … Tom Cruise Jumps on Oprah’s Couch
This photoshoot for Vogue Italia is kind of a scam…not because they didn’t go through with getting Candice Swanepoel , a model at her fucking peak right now, topless….since that’s kinda what she does…being a bikini and lingerie model… who has got naked in the past ……and I’ve pretty much become best friends with her Amazing Nipple …but because in a shoot of 20 pics, only one is topless…when they all should have been…this is fashion we’re talking about..Vogue Italia shoulda known fashion is about less clothes…isn’t Italy the fashion hub….seriously more nipple..gotta keep things controversial…pushing the fucking limits and shit… But that doesn’t change the fact that I’m pretty much sucked in by her as a brand of pussy I’m into…even if it’s got South Africa baggage like HIV and apartheid….and all that other good stuff…cuz she’s good stuff…and I’d like to be fucking good stuff… PS: @hornylohanwanker -> She’s smoking for you but there’s no red lipstick…I do the best I can #justnotgoodenough
