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Jessica Simpson’s Mom Tongue and Titties of the Day

Jessica Simpson was showing her friend just what it takes to get your dad to love you enough to quit the church, build her career, make millions than come out of the closet as a homosexual….a long and strong tongue that while pressed against an asshole while giving a handjob feels amazing…Incest is the Best when you’re a country bumpkin and your daughter is the only thing in town that doesn’t have webbed does… Not that Jessica Simpson used to lick her dad’s asshole, but I’m sure she’s licked at least one dudes asshole, everyone has, even the most normal of people, like the cashier at the grocery store…it’s just something people do these days…so assuming that a celebrity, who has probably seen some shit, despite being Christian, even though she is a divorcee with kids out of wedlock who flaunts her tits for record sales, being anti-christian… Or maybe, it’s just something I want her to do to me….now that she’s taken her tongue out of the BBQ sauce and cake batter long enough to get a tight fit body….that we know probably has the soul of a fat girl, because skinny or fit doesn’t take away the underlying oral fixation that fills the emptiness in her soul, at least not forever…trust me, I prey on fat girls, I know how they work.

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Jessica Simpson’s Mom Tongue and Titties of the Day

LeAnn Rimes Skimpy Thong Bikini Ass of the Day

LeAnn Rimes may have a shitty face…she may have a shitty round implants…She may be so skinny that her ass looks flat, lacks the same roundness her titties have…..it may just be sort of hanging their off the bones like a pile of loose skin…but never too skinny for me….cuz I hate fat chicks…..but you gotta give it to her… she’s sure turned herself around….from being the wholesome country bumpkin you’d assume was into God and the Church for her Christian fans that make her money cuz she’s safe….to this sexed up nympho homewrecking slut with a possible drug addiction in a thong bikini on the beach…and if that’s not magical…despite how angry it may make God cuz she lied….or maybe cuz God is a lie….I love it…and by love it…I mean…wouldn’t mind wearing her legs as a scarf and her pussy as a gas mask….cuz that’s just the kind of guy I am…always full of smut….ready for smut…creepily obsessed with smut….Good times.

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LeAnn Rimes Skimpy Thong Bikini Ass of the Day

James Cameron to Piranha 3D: You Suck

Self-proclaimed king of the world and guardian of Eywa James Cameron recently had a chat with Vanity Fair and talked about the future of movie technology, how he looks back on his past films, and the necessity of working the press to sell your product. And Cameron also talked about his palpable, livid disgust with cheapie 3D flicks like Piranha 3D .

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James Cameron to Piranha 3D: You Suck

Weekend Receipts: Satan Wins By A Nose, Takers Takes Second Place

It was a real horse race at the box office this weekend as the demon-possessed country bumpkin of The Last Exorcism edged out the smooth criminals from Takers for the number one slot. And meanwhile not a whole lot of people were making the return trip to Pandora as Avatar ‘s re-release landed outside the top ten. Grab your crucifix and your favorite porkpie hat, your weekend receipts are here.

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Weekend Receipts: Satan Wins By A Nose, Takers Takes Second Place