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Country Music Stars Read Mean Tweets, Crack Us Up

Jimmy Kimmel got involved with some cross-promotion on ABC last night. Soon after the 2015 Country Music Awards aired on that network, the talk show host treated viewers to another edition of celebrities reading mean Tweets about themselves . This time, however, only country music stars were invited to read really cruel stuff aloud to the studio audience and millions watching at home. There was Carrie Underwood, for example, laughing over @thainfamous 365 writing about her: “Didn’t really like da carrie underwood concert seem do dull it had no excitement bring bcd da soccer team.” Ouch! We guess! Good luck making sense of that message. Darius Rucker also proved to be a good sport, sharing a Twitter user’s criticism that read: “Some of my best friends are black but Darrius rucker sucks ass.” According to a Tim McGraw critic, meanwhile, the artist’s new song was more embarrassing than one’s mother finding one’s penis pump, to which McGraw shot back to the user: “Reggie, you need to move out, man!” Even Willie Nelson got in on the Mean Tweets act, going over out a message that suggested marijuana clearly works wonders because Nelson is still alive and he simply won't die. “You got it!” he replied, with a big, knowing grin on his face. As for what made Rascal Flatts laugh uncontrollably? As for who else was the target of pointed, misspelled criticism? Watch and prepare to LOL many times over now:

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America’s Gymnast Hero McKayla Maroney for America of the Day

McKayla Maroney is an American hero.. She has fought for your country and lost her limbs fighting for your freedom…in the form of being one of 10 athletes on the American gold winning Olympic team…before jumping right into her passion…flirting with her creepy male fanbase, probably all over 30, who thought her little body was tight, fit, strong, young, perfect and something they wanted to coach on their dick… I don’t know what her deal is, what she does, I am guessing it involves her using or finding her sex appeal, for god knows what…but definitely not gymnastics… So talented for porn, but I doubt that’ll happen…America doesn’t let their gold medal heroes do porn..except maybe Caitlyn Jenner…that Olympic bitch is pure smut. The post America’s Gymnast Hero McKayla Maroney for America of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mexican Immigrant Married To American Can’t Return To US Because Of Tattoos??

U.S. Stops Mexican Man With American Children From Returning Over “Gang” Tattoos Ruben Zamora, a Mexican man who lived in the U.S. since he was 8 years-old, left the country last summer and has yet to return because of a tattoo he got in his teens. The American Consulate said he has gang tattoos — and, therefore, was part of a criminal enterprise according to The NY Daily News . Zamora, who has an American wife and 2 children thought he was doing the right thing by going to Mexico and applying for a visa but his plan backfired, SMH. Here is what Zamora’s wife, Vanessa Ruiz had to say to The NY Daily News about it: Ruiz said her husband was being condemned because of a youthful mistake. Zamora got the tattoos when he was a teen living in Queens — and the symbols weren’t gang-related back then. “He and his friends . . . thought that tattoo looked cool and they got it,” said Carr. The group later got involved in gang activity, but Zamora was no longer hanging with them, the lawyer said. “The fact is there’s no flexibility to actually look at his record and say, ‘Look, there’s been no arrests in the United States for him being in gangs,” she said. “There’s no flexibility in the law.” For Ruiz, the thought of life without her husband is devastating — financially and emotionally. “He was very responsible. He used to pay all the bills . . . I (am) so frustrated because I had to pay all these bills. I was going to lose my apartment. I had to go to welfare to see if they could help in some way,” said Ruiz, who works part-time in the call center at St. Barnabas Hospital in the Bronx.   Dang, we hope they let him prove his innocence. Tumblr Image

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Mexican Immigrant Married To American Can’t Return To US Because Of Tattoos??

U.S. Stops Mexican Man With American Children From Returning Over “Gang” Tattoos Ruben Zamora, a Mexican man who lived in the U.S. since he was 8 years-old, left the country last summer and has yet to return because of a tattoo he got in his teens. The American Consulate said he has gang tattoos — and, therefore, was part of a criminal enterprise according to The NY Daily News . Zamora, who has an American wife and 2 children thought he was doing the right thing by going to Mexico and applying for a visa but his plan backfired, SMH. Here is what Zamora’s wife, Vanessa Ruiz had to say to The NY Daily News about it: Ruiz said her husband was being condemned because of a youthful mistake. Zamora got the tattoos when he was a teen living in Queens — and the symbols weren’t gang-related back then. “He and his friends . . . thought that tattoo looked cool and they got it,” said Carr. The group later got involved in gang activity, but Zamora was no longer hanging with them, the lawyer said. “The fact is there’s no flexibility to actually look at his record and say, ‘Look, there’s been no arrests in the United States for him being in gangs,” she said. “There’s no flexibility in the law.” For Ruiz, the thought of life without her husband is devastating — financially and emotionally. “He was very responsible. He used to pay all the bills . . . I (am) so frustrated because I had to pay all these bills. I was going to lose my apartment. I had to go to welfare to see if they could help in some way,” said Ruiz, who works part-time in the call center at St. Barnabas Hospital in the Bronx.   Dang, we hope they let him prove his innocence. Tumblr Image

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Farrah Abraham to Undergo THIRD Boob Job

As anyone who’s seen her face knows, Farrah Abraham loves plastic surgery .  The girl’s gone under the knife more times than pork chops, and despite Farrah’s many bad experiences with botched procedures , she’s showing no signs of slowing down. Speaking with The Daily Mail over the weekend, Farrah confirmed that she’s scheduled a third boob job in order to fix what she feels was sloppy work on her second procedure. Apparently a poorly-executed incision has been causing Farrah pain, and she’s hoping one of the top docs in Beverly Hills can fix the problem. “I’m thankful to have the best reconstructive breast surgeon in the Beverly Hills area fix the burning and pain issues that were horrible,” Farrah said. “I was happy to learn about new incision placement for better results as opposed to under the breast for my pain and burning to stop.” If Farrah is really experiencing significant ta-ta pain and thinks this procedure will help, we wish her all the best. It’s worth noting, however, that Farrah gives TMI interviews on pretty much every topic under the sun, and she’s never complained about her burning boobies before. In fact, Farrah remains an outspoken advocate of plastic surgery, and she’s even stated that she hopes her daughter will get work done . We feel that now is a good time to remind you that Farrah’s daughter is 6. 

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"Kardashian Curse" Inspires Memes, Jokes About Kanye West

As you’ve probably heard by now, Lamar Odom nearly died from a drug overdose last week and is currently undergoing extensive physical therapy  Less than 24 hours after that shocking news broke, we learned that Scott Disick checked into rehab for the sixth time. The two incidents are probably unrelated, but they’ve led to jokes, speculation, blog posts and memes about the ways in which the Kardashians seem to ruin men’s lives .  It’s ridiculous to think that the women themselves have such a negative impact on the lives of downtrodden dudes like Scott, Lamar and Rob Kardashian, but the guys’ issues may have a common bond. Perhaps these guys just had trouble coping with the fame and scrutiny that accompanied their involvement with ” America’s first family .” Whatever the case, folks on social media are having a field day with memes like this: That one was  stolen posted to Instagram by famed hack/joke thief The Fat Jew . It’s just one example of the newest form of Kardashian-bashing. Ragging on the Kardasdhians is one of the Internet’s favorite pastimes, and we would never try to put a stop to it, but if this “Kardashian Curse” trend is to continue, it’s important to keep a few things clear: Caitlyn’s life was not ruined. She seems to be doing just fine. Don’t be D-bags, y’all. Scott and Lamar almost certainly suffered from substance abuse issues before they got romantically involved with members of the Kard clan. In fact, Kourtney and Khloe deserve credit for expressing their concern and offering help even after their relationships were through. Kanye will be just fine. You can see the dude’s ego from space. We can’t be certain about Tyga. Rob Kardashian probably suffers from depression . Yes, the constant glare of the reality show spotlight almost certainly isn’t helping his condition, but it’s not like his sisters are planning a two-hour special where they repeatedly bash his testicles with a sledgehammer. Although come to think of it, that would probably pull in bigger ratings and be less painful to watch than Kim and Kris Humphries’ wedding. Anyway, fame ruining people’s lives is nothing new, and the Kardashian gals aren’t to blame for their men’s recent misfortunes, but that doesn’t mean you can’t joke about the idea. Hell, we sure did: View Slideshow: 9 Men Whose Lives Were Ruined By the Kardashians

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Khloe Kardashian: Spending MAJOR Bucks on Lamar Odom’s Recovery, Source Claims

It’s been one week since Lamar Odom was found unconscious in his VIP suite at the Love Ranch brothel in Nevada. Since then, the former NBA star has shown steady signs of improvement, but he still has a long way to go. Yesterday, Lamar was airlifted to a hospital in Los Angeles where he will undergo a long, difficult physical therapy regimen.  The cost of his treatment is likely to be astronomical, and though Lamar pulled in substantial earnings during his time as a pro basketball player and reality star, his estranged wife is worth far more money. So it’s not surprising that Radar Online is reporting that  Khloe Kardashian will cover the cost of Lamar’s recovery . Sources say she began by arranging his recent air transport. “Khloe and Kris had been working for several days to arrange the medically equipped helicopter for Lamar. As soon as the doctors said Lamar was stable enough to go, Khloe gave the green light for the transport to come to Vegas to get him. “It was only about an hour and a half trip from Las Vegas to Cedars Sinai in Los Angeles. The cost was $120,000 which wasn’t covered by medical insurance. “But Khloe had no issue paying, even though her mom questioned if Lamar could be billed directly. Khloe appreciated her mom’s concern, but told her it was already paid for, and ended the conversation.” Many expenses that can’t be covered by insurance are certain to arise over the course of Lamar’s treatment, especially since the Kardashians are said to be seeking out the best available experts from across the country. Insiders say Khloe has made it clear that she has no problem paying for all of it. So much for the ” Kardashian curse .” Sounds like Khloe’s reputation for compassion and loyalty is well-deserved. View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom: Romance Rewind … Then Unwind

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Morning Hangover Dumb of the Day

Canada just voted a pot smoking, snowboarding, gym teacher to run the country…because his dad once ran the government…and rich kids always succeed, which is a lot like America…only in America your gym teacher had a law degree, was a Bush, an got elected because his dad once ran the government was not quite as smart or well spoken as a gym teacher who smokes pot… Not that government actually matter…it’s a dated system…but naked girls matter…they will always matter…and that’s why I’m here.. So here are some links… John Oliver Discusses Canadian Election CLICK HERE This Girl Who Likes Halloween… CLICK HERE Carrot Grating on Women’s Asses CLICK HERE Girls and Guns… CLICK HERE Kaley Cuoco’s Husband Is Gonna Get Paid Out from Marrying that Cash Cow CLICK HERE Hot Blonde in Jeans CLICK HERE Amy Schumer Steals Jokes CLICK HERE The New Star Wars Trailer That You’ve Already Seen… CLICK HERE Cute Girl and Her Dance Moves CLICK HERE Pumpkin Carving with a Rifle CLICK HERE The post Morning Hangover Dumb of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Liv Tyler Showed Her Bush in The Left Overs of the Day

I am a fan of vagina. I like all vagina…I have never met a vagina I didn’t like… I like the meaty kind, the inny kind, the big clits, the little clits, the wet kind and the dry kind… I like the stinky kind, the tight kind, the ones I can fist, the ones that taste like pennies, the ones that taste like nothing… I like them on my dick, I like them in my mouth, rididng my face, or on my hands or even humping against my legs, I like them in picture and video….I like them everyway But I really really like them with bush…because bush is the fashion accessory of all vagina, it’s like girls can decorate their pussies like a Christmas tree, or an empty apartment… So as long as there is a vagina…I will be a complete man…not a happy man…but moderately happier now that bush is finally making a comeback…that the hipsters have figured out bald is mainstream and mainstream is lame…because there was a time when bald pussy was the fringe..you never saw it and was exciting, an era where bush wasn’t appreciated the way it should be, but now that it’s been gone, in a don’t know what you have til it’s gone, I’m glad it’s back….. I am just not so excited about it being on Liv Tyler…because who the fuck cares about some love child to Aerosmith Steven Tyler and one of his groupies who ended up finding out about her father at 15, only to have a career made out of it…which I guess is better than how I would treat an illegit child knocking on my door looking for a handout… Either way, here’s her bush anyway..because in the mid-90s, she mattered.. The post Liv Tyler Showed Her Bush in The Left Overs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bridgit Mendler Ass Flash on TV of the Day

Her name is Bridgit Mendler…She’s a Disney Star and she signed with the corrupt, twisted, powerful, brain washing, evil empire in 2009, when she was 15…. Working for Disney means more than just being well trained, hard working and even hireable in the entertainment industry, despite being on shitty tv shows…it means more than just being exploited by parents who spent the first 15 years of their lives conditioning them to be accepted by Disney, even in a secondary role…it means more than the execs at Disney who have been rumored to be pedophiles and the whole foundation of Disney based on pedophilia…which I guess brainwashing kids is a key component of…it means that dads who are forced to watch this shit with their kids…because their lives suck and the only way they know how to spend quality time with their kid is in front of their big screen TV…it’s the american way…that leads to jerk off sessions in the bathroom when the rest of the family is sleeping…craving the Disney young pussy… Well, I guess Bridgit Mendler, is either trying to redefine her career…breaking free from the brand that made her and that lent her to this Undateable show…because they own her…and that’s how it works…and the second they let her free, she’s out flashing her ass for the world….because all actors are whores…and now every dad around the country that watched her smutty TV when she was on Disney get what Disney never showed them…. The post Bridgit Mendler Ass Flash on TV of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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