I give thanks for THANKSGIVING!!! I give thanks for internet!!! Because it is the worst thing ever….people can’t handle its power…and it will ruin humanity… I give thanks to the internet….and girls… Definitely thankful for Girls… Here are some morning links for thanksgivng in the USA, because it is not thanksgiving here…. ‘ Some WWE Chick For You To Jerk Off To… CLICK HERE Courtney Stodden VS Wool CLICK HERE Brenda Song Cleavage CLICK HERE Animals Who Are Thankful for Nothing CLICK HERE Holly Holm on Late Night CLICK HERE The Biggest Thanksgiving Myths & Legends, Debunked CLICK HERE Natasha Oakley Fat Ass in a Bikini CLICK HERE Some Chicks with Sports Team Merch…. CLICK HERE The Bustiest Turkeys You Won’t Be Able to Resist CLICK HERE Billionaire Buys Dinner for 400 US Soldiers CLICK HERE The post I give Thanks For Morning Hangover Dump of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Last week, we reported that Courtney Stodden might be pregnant . This was not one of those cases where an anonymous source spilled the beans to a tabloid. Courtney was papped while buying a pregnancy test at an LA convenient store during what we’re sure was a totally candid moment that was in no way orchestrated by her PR team. Now there’s this: To the untrained eye that may seem to be nothing more than an innocent photo of Courtney Stodden’s butt . What’s interesting, however, is that we usually only see Courtney Stodden’s boobs . It makes sense, as Stodden has huge boobs and she didn’t pay good money for them just to hide them from the world. Some fans believe that by turning her back to the camera (literally) Courtney is subtly hinting at a growing baby bump . Frankly, we think just she felt like mixing things up, and she’s well aware that asses are in these days. We’re not saying that Courtney is definitely not pregnant, but we are saying that’s easy to spoil a thing of beauty by overthinking it. Would you look at the Mona Lisa and wonder is she recently got knocked up by her elderly acting-coach-turned-husband? If so, you really need to work on your art appreciation skills, bruh.
Jason Biggs’ wife Jenny Mollen posted a photo of him naked and dropping trou on Instagram, only to reveal more than the couple intended. Later, she decided to “sack” the photo … if you follow: The Biggs family jewels were exposed when Mollen took a selfie of herself in the mirror, her husband nude and squatting on the pot behind her. It looks pretty clear – especially knowing this couple’s sense of humor – that this was planned out for their enjoyment – and ours on social media. Jenny, 36, captioned the picture, “Is this a cute sweater?” It totes is. Jason clearly agrees from the look on his face. Perhaps they didn’t mean to go balls to the wall, though. Jenny deleted the post from her Instagram after people remarked on Jason’s testicles. If there’s a silver lining in all this? Over the years, Jason Biggs’ Twitter has had content on it far more offensive than an accidental X-rated picture:
When rumors of a Lil Wayne sex tape began to circulate last month, the news surprised…pretty much no one. After all, Weezy seems like exactly the type of dude who would film himself lazily gettin’ it on with a pair of strippers. In fact, the only real surprises are that the tape took this long to come out and that Wayne seems so desperate to keep this thing from going public. He’s threatened to sue the folks responsible if footage of his boring, stoned threesome gets released, but that didn’t stop some hero from posting Wayne’s sex tape online . Yes, for probably a limited time, you can pour yourself a double cup of sizzurp, lean back and enjoy some high-pitched squeals of pleasure. The girls seem to be enjoying themselves, too. Ha! Of course, we kid Weezy because in a weird way we love that he thought this footage was worth recording and holding onto. If the Courtney Stodden sex tape taught us anything, it’s that there’s a lot of BS out there masquerading as leaked footage of celebrities doin’ it. Hell, Farrah Ambraham’s sex tape was a full-blown, professionally produced porn. What we have with Wayne is some old-fashioned, poorly lit video of an intimate moment between a man, a woman and another woman that looks like it was shot on the world’s first camcorder. Thank you for taking us back to the basics, Weezy.
In a recent interview, Courtney Stodden’s mother said that she regrets allowing her daughter to marry Doug Hutchison at the age of 16. Yet here they are, head over heels in love, five years later! Who knew?! Despite some predictable bumps in the road, the 55-year-old actor and 21-year-old ” solo sex tape ” star are going surprisingly strong. In fact, Courtney recently confirmed to Us Weekly that she and Doug are planning to renew their vows in a “glamorous” second wedding ceremony! The puzzling pair never divorced, but their hard times did include a period of separation, during which Courtney slept with other men . All water under the bridge now, though, as they look toward the future! “We’re still in planning mode,” said Stodden at a recent PETA fundraiser. “I can finally [plan] it myself, you know, because I was 16.” “[Then] I had to have it signed [by my parents], so I think finally not having any parents involved and just doing it myself is going to be great.” “I want to do a big thing, because, you know, our first time around we married in Las Vegas next to a Chevron – it was not that glamorous!” “So I really want to play it up. I want to do the whole Cinderella thing.” Courtney added that she plans to wear a mermaid dress to walk down the aisle and that the ceremony will have “kind of an old Hollywood look.” Yeesh, another Cinderella/mermaid/old Hollywood wedding? We kid. C’mon Courtney … we know you’re caught up in the moment and everything, but part of being an adult is picking one theme and sticking with it. We know you weren’t on the prom planning committee because you were busy being married to your middle-aged acting coach, but you can’t make up for it now with some nutso Disney-under-the-sea-Bogey-and-Bacall clusterf-ck! Sorry. We’re sure it’ll be lovely. Enjoy. View Slideshow: 23 Couples With Big Age Differences
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Tove Lo flashes her breasts during a show in Brazil ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Isabella Farrell topless in Treats Magazine ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Rosie Jones and Holly Peers in—and out of—their bikinis ( egotasticallstars.com ) Shae Summers gives us a peek beneath her Jaws swimsuit ( boobieblog.com ) Britney Spears shows off plenty in this outfit from her Vegas show ( thenipslip.com ) What an ass! ( doubleviking.com ) L’eggo Courtney Stodden’s Eggos ( steakwood.com ) There’s something about topless Juliette Lewis ( fleshbot.com )
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Tove Lo flashes her breasts during a show in Brazil ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Isabella Farrell topless in Treats Magazine ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Rosie Jones and Holly Peers in—and out of—their bikinis ( egotasticallstars.com ) Shae Summers gives us a peek beneath her Jaws swimsuit ( boobieblog.com ) Britney Spears shows off plenty in this outfit from her Vegas show ( thenipslip.com ) What an ass! ( doubleviking.com ) L’eggo Courtney Stodden’s Eggos ( steakwood.com ) There’s something about topless Juliette Lewis ( fleshbot.com )
I haven’t done a post on Courtney Stodden in a while, and I don’t know about you guys, but I was starting to wonder what my former #1 favorite hot nobody has been up to. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and look into it myself — aka creep her Instagram. And here’s what that serious investigative journalism turned up: a whole bunch of crazy-hot selfies, bikini and lingerie pictures. So, does my Pulitzer come in the mail or do I have to go somewhere to pick it up? A video posted by Courtney A Stodden (@courtneyastodden) on Aug 24, 2015 at 3:45pm PDT
It’s been four days since Josh Duggar admitted to cheating on his wife with the help of a number of online dating and social media profiles, and we’re still not quite sure how the rest of the family feels about his latest scandal. Jessa Duggar posted a Bible passage about the power of forgiveness, and though her siblings have yet to speak on the matter publicly, we’re guessing most of them share her view that Josh should be forgiven and the matter should be forgotten. Josh’s in-laws, however, might not necessarily share that view. First, Daniel Keller – the brother of Josh’s wife Anna – slammed Josh on Facebook and made it clear that he refuses to go along with the Duggar’s PR strategy. Now, Derick Dillard – the wife of Josh’s sister Jill – is sending Josh a much more subtle but equally potent message via social media. In his first post since the news of Josh’s infidelity went public, Derick promoted the Rev. Ronnie Floyd’s series of sermon’s about sex in modern society. In Sunday’s installment, Floyd controversially suggested that Anna is partially to blame for Josh’s cheating , but Derick promoted the sermon before he knew what the content would consist of. In previous sermons, Floyd has denounced adulterers as the worst kind of sinners, and many believe Derick was encouraging Josh to focus on that message. It’s worth noting that in his previous post, Josh gushed about his wife and celebrated his 427th day of married life. View Slideshow: Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard Photos
If you’ve been to Courtney Stodden’s Instagram page, then you know the girl is no fan of clothing. But unlike other young starlets who get naked for a living, Courtney gets creative with her nudity. Obviously, Courtney’s sex tape was pretty standard fare, but check out the thought and planning that went into her celebration of National Waffle Day (which is apparently a thing). On the left, we have Courtney looking for a “midnight snack” (according to her caption). A few hours later, she posted the pic on the right and captioned it, “Breakfast in bed on National Waffle Day.” Combined, the photos tell a story of ambition, desire, and boobs. We’re hoping this is the start of an ongoing “food and nudity” (Foodity?) phase for Courtney that will be every bit as exciting as Picasso’s Blue Period. National Waffle Day is not generally regarded as a sexy occasion, but when Courtney hears about anything, she immediately thinks, “Hmmm…how can I turn this into an excuse to get naked?” which is exactly the kid of can-do spirit this country needs. We’d like to take this occasion to remind everyone that August 27th is National Banana Lovers’ Day (seriously). Be sure to check back to see how Courtney marks that occasion.
