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Where oh where would be without this crafty tool for our favorite summertime treat. We can thank inventor and businessman named Alfred L. Cralle, who invented…
You can finally wipe the sweat from your brow because Will Forte has confirmed that he is not exiting Saturday Night Live to shoot a sequel to his box-office flop MacGruber . Instead, the actor will spend his retirement “playing volleyball and drinking beer.” In an interview published yesterday, Forte revealed that he decided to leave after seven seasons because he “turned 40 and started getting very… introspective.” That being said, Forte is totally open to returning to Studio 8H to reprise the crafty character for a few minutes. “If they ever wanted me to come back and do a ‘MacGruber” for one episode,’ Forte offered, “I would.” [ JoBlo ]
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SHOCKER: Will Forte Has No Plans For MacGruber 2
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It’s more than just a knife in the water! (Sorry.) The Crocodile Dundee star is not allowed to leave Australia because he owes millions in back taxes. Hogan was served with a “departure prohibition” by the crafty, ready-to-pounce Australian Taxation Office last week when he traveled to Sydney for his mother’s funeral. Where have we heard this before ? “The process of detaining Paul in Australia away from his wife and child in Los Angeles has devastated Paul,” said Hogan’s lawyer Andrew Robinson. Now that’s a tax evasion ! Nyuk, nyuk, gunshot, etc. [ Reuters via NYT /ArtsBeat ]
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What Paul Hogan Has in Common With Roman Polanski
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Obviously the Jersey Shore chicks are absolute train wrecks and it’s only a matter of time before their spray tanned bubble bursts and they get back to working at Hooter or whatever the New Jersey knock off version of Hooters is, but until then I’m going going to post pictures of this Jenni Farley aka JWoWW chick because I like morons with massive boobs. It’s a pretty simple formula, put massive soft boobies on an idiot and I’m all over it. Call me.
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These pictures of latina super MILF Sofia Vergara aren’t her greatest, she’s wearing a little too much clothing for my taste, but if you print out each image and make a nice little flip book so that you can watch her boobs bounce while she walks in her high heels they’re pretty damn hot. That sounds like a lot of work for most of you, but mother has always told me to embrace my crafty side, she said give a woman a star made out of popsicle sticks and yarn and she’ll be yours forever…. All I’ve got are restraining orders.
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