Xenia Deli is a model that consistently reminds me of a roast beef sandwich pussy…for obvious reasons…her name is fucking Deli..which I guess also reminds me of old fat Jewish men with mustard stains on his shirt after a lunch meeting…and what it comes down to, when you look like Xenia, her name doesn’t matter, and even if it was a name she got for having a meaty pussy, I would be still down in eating it, or having it smother me and rock back and forth on my face..dripping off my chin and onto my shirt…because pussy is created equally…and I love all pussy…even the gross ones…not so much the infected ones, but in my old age I’ve realized…a slit, or a mangled fleshy mess…is still a fucking pussy and when it comes to fucking pussy…its all fucking great… Here she is in Calvins. The post Xenia Deli in Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I get called a horrible human being or a creep or a misogynist pretty much every single day. People think I expose and objectify women, when really I think I just expose and objectify women who have decided they want to be objects, and if anything I just call them out on their morally void, hooker-like morals and values, and think they are overpaid assholes when there are far more beautiful girls out there who deserve the same celebration…. The truth is that I am a lover of women. I think they are entertaining, fun, sexy, and good to have sex with…and I love celebrating them and their vaginas…while imagining them riding my face and cumming thanks to my mouth… Some men are breast men, some ass men, I am a pussy man…I love all pussy…I love celebrating all pussy…I like the weird ones, I especially like the hairy ones, I like the meaty ones, and I like my face and fingers in all of them…as long as they don’t smell. In a lot of ways, I am a feminist…expose your lips, celebrate your pussies, let me masturbate to it…and that is why today, on Boxing day,, the day we named after box, now that Christmas is over, baby Jesus and shopping deals aside, the real star of today, and really everyday…is the box…so here’s 100 of them…big and small…VIA GENITALSANXIETY.TUMBLR.COM because you don’t need to be nervous girl…all pussy are great pussy…don’t be insecure about it…instead just send me pics of it…so I can sext you and make you cum…I’m a hero like that. Sure these are not necessarily the best in box, but as someone who loves all box, and truly believes they are all god’s box…created equally even if they look different…their own snowflake with it’s curves and lips…but still a snowflake…but they are still box…and box is something we love…especially on boxing day..it’s not all about the bass…but it is all about the labia…embrace the labia….with your mouth…
Mathilde Gøhler did this shoot for TREATS MAGAZINE … I don’t know anything about her, but she seems to be European and like all Europeans, she’s open to Nudity, and based on these pictures alone she’s pretty good at it, I guess since all nudity isn’t created equally, you need the girls who are better at it to star in the pictures of it, something the people at TREATS MAGAZINE , who you may know as Em Rata’s founding Fathers, have figured out… All this to say, Mathilde Gøhler, is the future…I’m not sure of what…but I am going to assume your masturbation….
Margot Robbie is the Australian, a people know for their class and grace, especially when drunk at a bar while backpacking Europe or wherever the fuck they backpack and get drunk, because as Australians, they are almost always drunk, and least when I’ve interracted with them, but that is probably because I am always drunk… Doesn’t matter, what matters is how she wears her shorts now that she’s found fame, thanks to her nude scene in Wolf of Wall Street… HERE Short shorts are everywhere, we are used to them, but sometimes, when on a bent over girl, jacked up the right way, they are better than all the other short shorts…I guess not all short shorts jacked up vaginas are created equally….especially when you’ve seen the short shorts I’ve seen jacked up vaginas in the last few days…for some reason they’ve involved a lot of girls who’s thighs rub so hard together, the shorts look more like a skirt…skin everywhere… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
It’s no secret that Katy Perry has big tits…It’s also no secret that Katy Perry has masterminded the mainstream by becoming their puppet thanks to strategic moves…and I want to make it clear, there is nothing wrong with selling out…being rich and famous is validation and allows for a great life…but I will say that her music fucking sucks…and when se’s not showing off her tits properly…so does her bad skinned face…not that it really matters…but I expect more out of people who get paid to look good…If I wanted something like this I would have fucked the weird loner girl with bad skin and a bad body no one talked to in high school…oh right..I did… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Her name is Teal …she’s 19 and more importantly she’s a nude model…but not just any nude model..but rather one who I want to sing love songs to…and more importantly, one who if wasn’t from the Czech Republic, would probably be famous….but just because she is Czech, doesn’t mean we can make her famous here…but staring at her nude pics…and supporting her amazing cause…that is showing off her beautiful pink lady parts…lady parts that don’t sound so hot when called lady parts except when they look like her…because lets face it…not all girls are created equally and some, like Teal…prove that… TO SEE JENNIFER GET MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE
Her name is Teal …she’s 19 and more importantly she’s a nude model…but not just any nude model..but rather one who I want to sing love songs to…and more importantly, one who if wasn’t from the Czech Republic, would probably be famous….but just because she is Czech, doesn’t mean we can make her famous here…but staring at her nude pics…and supporting her amazing cause…that is showing off her beautiful pink lady parts…lady parts that don’t sound so hot when called lady parts except when they look like her…because lets face it…not all girls are created equally and some, like Teal…prove that… TO SEE JENNIFER GET MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE
Here’s the very wholesome, at least in the way she’s marketed, because no girl in Hollywood, or even in the LA area is wholesome, they are all broken down fame whores, Ariana Grande having a shitty Upskirt, that I think is an up skirt, but can’t be too fucking sure is an up skirt…but is still awesome…because there is no such thing as a shitty up skirt…although not all are created equally, they are all worth staring at until you start feeling awkward about staring at the shit for that long…. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
There is very little amazing going on in these pics…I mean really the only amazing thing I see happening here is how willing I am right now to eat Minnie Driver’s asshole for days…when instinctively I should be disgusted by it…I mean she’s not 18-22, her uterus isn’t fresh, but rather slightly used, yet I am still willing to explore the depths of her soul via her labia…I guess because I fuck disgusting things when they come along and usually I fuck them without a condom…as I am a firm believe that not all pussy is created equally, but all pussy deserves to be fucked equally, because otherwise it would have been born a set of testicles…even if it looks like a set of testicles…all deflated and dangling… I guess this is just putting me to the test of how low I would go – which is really low…so low that Minnie Driver is on the higher end of the asses I’d be willing to eat…maybe in the top 1 percent. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
This is for Harper’s Bazaar Spain….and I feel like a few of these bathing suit pics don’t quite hit the mark. I mean 4 year old girls building sand castles at the beach show more skin…this is some “We’re moms in our 30s and can’t look like sluts with the other moms at our babies swim class” look…you know or it is like some orthodox christian, jewish or muslim, friendly bathing suits, because even they have to swim sometimes… Speaking of Religious women, when walking the dog, I saw a young Rabbi and his religious wife, who was wearing the wig, and skirt down to past her knees, in a little AMISH style collared shirt, looking relatively wholesome, so I stared at her tits, then back at her, and winked, to remind her what being a woman is all about, and that’s turning me the fuck on…even when you’re in it for God, wholesome as shit, I know deep down, there lives a slut…there always does… The good news with this shoot is that Harper’s Bazaar, got a little more european, and put her in a little less clothes, even if it’s not quite European enough for this pervert, I can always find a way to make it work.
