How did Child Protective Services miss this? Willow Smith Harbors Over 10 Pet Snakes In Her Bedroom We all know the Smith kids are basically free to do whatever , wherever , with whomever they want, so really nothing about their home life should come as much of a shock. Apparently in addition to sharing “platonic cuddle time” with grown men and independently practicing new-age cult religions, young Willow curls up in bed at night with multiple snakes because…she can. Via MailOnline : The 13-year-old daughter of actors Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith is reportedly so ‘obsessed’ with snakes she has as many as 10 as pets. And what’s more, they sleep in her room and she even ‘cuddles’ with them in bed, according to Us Weekly. ‘She has 10 sleeping in her room and some aren’t in cages!’ an insider reveals of the slithering reptiles, whose presence causes fear in many. The source goes on to reveal that her 15-year-old big brother Jaden is equally enamoured with the creatures, whom he refers to rather strangely as his ‘girlfriends’. ‘They slither into his bed and curl up with him!’ the insider says. The publication reports that the Whip My Hair singer got her first boa constrictor back in 2008, when she was just seven years old. It’s surprising that one can have so many snakes as pets when LA has such strict laws relating to other animals – with one household only permitted to house three dogs unless they seek consent and are given express permission to have more. Will and Jada, we just have one quick question for you….W.T.F.????
Liam , these ratchet white girls just can’t seem to leave you alone. Amanda Bynes Has Crush On Liam Hemsworth According to US Magazine The Twitter confessions continue. Troubled star Amanda Bynes has taken a break from her legal battles and online feuds to address just what’s exactly on her mind these days — including who’s at the top of her hot guys list. Tweeting on Tuesday, June 4, Bynes, 27, revealed who she’s got her eye on. “Liam Helmsworth is the most gorgeous man on the face of the earth other than Tanz Watson. FYi!” Bynes wrote, misspelling the Australian hunk’s last name. As it happens, both men mentioned are connected to another former child star, Miley Cyrus. (Hemsworth, of course, has dated Cyrus on-and-off since 2009, and Watson, a model and actor, was last seen alongside Cyrus in the 2012 movie LOL). Now that Hemsworth, 23, and Cyrus’ engagement is off, as Us Weekly exclusively reported on May 29, could Bynes be trying to make her move? If so, it wouldn’t be the first time the Easy A actress got close to the Hunger Games star. In 2011, while Hemsworth and Cyrus were on a relationship break, the Catching Fire actor was seen cuddling with Bynes at Trousdale nightclub in West Hollywood. Cyrus, 20, another heavy Twitter user, hasn’t yet addressed Bynes’ advances to Hemsworth on her own page. For his part, Hemsworth coincidentally joined Twitter on Wednesday, June 5 for the very first time, but he isn’t following Bynes or Cyrus just yet. Bynes’ most recent comments come following weeks of headline-making tweets and events. She’s due back in court on July 18 for a hearing on her May 23 arrest; After a supposed bong-throwing incident in her NYC apartment, she was charged with marijuana possession, attempted evidence tampering and reckless endangerment. Ma, Liam doesn’t want you. You’re broke, busted and disgusted. Splash News Continue reading →
This guy has diarrhea of the mouth. E. W. Jackson Says Evolution Is False According to Raw Story The Republican nominee for lieutenant governor in Virginia believes that biological evolution is false because chimpanzees cannot speak like humans do. BuzzFeed revealed on Tuesday that E.W. Jackson made the claim in Ten Commandments to an Extraordinary Life, a book he published in 2008. In the book, he noted that scientists had taught chimpanzees to use sign language. He said this finding was wrongly used as evidence that primates were our ancestors. Jackson said the scientists were incorrect because language was a gift God provided exclusively to human beings and “no other creature.” “There is an unfathomable gulf between humans and all other creatures because creation was designed that way,” he wrote. Scientists have uncovered that modern humans and modern chimpanzees share a common ancestor in the distant past. The notion that modern humans evolved from chimpanzees is a common misconception. It is not the first time the controversial candidate’s book has been the subject of scrutiny. In late May, the liberal blog Think Progress reported that Jackson was an advocate of the so-called “prosperity gospel.” In apparent contradiction to the teachings of the New Testament, Jackson’s book declared the pursuit of money was not evil and didn’t make people evil. Somebody needs to tell this guy that the Republican party really doesn’t give an ish about you. They just use you to make them feel less racist. Continue reading →
New releases ‘Beautiful Creatures’ and ‘Safe Haven’ are the perfect way to spend the romantic holiday. By Josh Wigler Alden Ehrenreich and Alice Englert in “Beautiful Creatures” Photo: Warner Bros.
Southern goth-chic gets a swoony supernatural makeover in Beautiful Creatures , a teen franchise-starter that suggests what Twilight might have looked like with a reasonable budget, a competent script and halfway-decent special effects, but still saddled with next-best source material. Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl’s book, the first of four, reps a calculated synthesis of proven YA-lit elements and recent publishing success tactics, which makes for ingratiating storytelling on the page. Fortunately, writer-director Richard LaGravenese has jettisoned most of the novel and refashioned its core mythology and characters into a feverishly enjoyable guilty pleasure, unapologetic in its mass-market rebel ‘tude. Though Beautiful Creatures has what it takes to support a series — a “gifted” girl, a smitten guy and powerful evil forces determined to keep them apart — the film could face trouble winning over cynical young auds who view it as the latest shameless attempt to cash in on the fantasy craze, which of course it is. And yet, now that the Twilight and Harry Potter series have run their course, the timing seems right for a soapy romance in which a sensitive small-town hunk (Alden Ehrenreich) falls hard for the new girl in town, not really minding that she’s a witch — or “caster,” as they prefer to be called here. With a dark-haired, pale-skinned look more likely to inspire 1920s audiences than today’s supermodel-obsessed tastes, Alice Englert ( Ginger and Rosa ) brings a refreshingly relatable quality to the role of 15-year-old Lena Duchannes, who’s moved to dead-end Gatlin, S.C., after things got out of control at her last school. Lena wants to keep a low profile while counting down the days until her 16th birthday, when a family curse predicts she will be “claimed” as a dark witch, but Ethan recognizes her as the mysterious girl he’s been dreaming about for months, and insists on getting to know this melancholy stranger. The best young-adult offerings tap into deeper themes that resonate with teens, but this one trades mostly in dopey wish fulfillment, granting magical powers and a devoted admirer to girls who imagine themselves as outsiders. It’s about feeling different, having a secret and discovering that special soulmate in whom one can confide. With his heavy brow knit in an expression of deep concern, Ehrenreich looks the way a young Orson Welles might if cast on a CW series, with a plucky Southern accent in place of a sonorous radio voice. Though the film preserves the idea of Ethan as narrator, it ditches the novel’s off-puttingly snide tone, allowing the popular girls — led by self-righteous ex-g.f. Emily (Zoey Deutch) — to damn themselves, while saving the amusing putdowns for Gatlin. Nearly everything about the book has been streamlined for the screen, which may rankle fans (who are likely to miss the ethereal song that binds Ethan to Lena, at least), but it makes for a far cleaner plot. While Lena spices up a traditional teen courtship with doses of magic — as when she caps a date by conjuring snow out of thin air on a muggy December afternoon — her powerful dark relatives (a vampy cousin played by Emmy Rossum and shape-shifting undead mom Sarafine, played with lip-smacking relish by Emma Thompson ) arrive to demonstrate what happens when witches go bad. The film goes out of its way to forge memorable character introductions, which will serve the series well, should sequels follow (more confusing is a scene toward the end when Ethan, a sophomore in the book, is shown leaving for NYU). By granting LaGravenese the freedom to refashion the novel as he sees fit, Warner Bros. gives Beautiful Creatures an edge over other recent hit fantasy-series adaptations, which have often shown stiff, gospel-like fidelity to their source material. By contrast, this project comes across as downright blasphemous — and not only against the potboiler that inspired it; LaGravenese’s script takes on Bible-beaters, book-banners and all who invoke God to justify small-minded prejudice. In one particularly campy scene, Sarafine goes head-to-head with Lena’s guardian ( Jeremy Irons , the picture of drawling Old South gentility) in the local church, dabbing holy water behind her ears like perfume as she dismisses the superstitious townsfolk’s notions of religion. Considering how little it takes to get certain groups riled up about what their kids are reading, the film goes awfully far out of its way to align itself with blacklisted literature, offering up Viola Davis’ voodoo “seer” (and resident librarian) as its high priestess. Garcia and Stohl clearly saw To Kill a Mockingbird and Catcher in the Rye as models for the series, although Beautiful Creatures demonstrates few of their insights into human nature, hewing closer to Judy Blume and Twilight fan fiction. Likewise, while Ethan and Lena turn one another onto Vonnegut and Bukowski, throwing their names around for punk credibility, either writer would surely recoil to see himself quoted in this context. The film ultimately plays like so much teenage girl poetry, heavy on the angst, endearingly naive in its notions of love and yet brought vividly to life by a game cast, evocative locations (both indoors and out) and stunning anamorphic lensing. Louisiana works nicely for Civil War-obsessed Gatlin, suggesting a tween-friendly True Blood . RELATED: ‘Beautiful Creatures’ NYC Premiere: Twi-Hard With A Vengeance? Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Alden Ehrenreich and Alice Englert pick up teen-heartthrob torch with ‘personal film’ about human/non-human love. By Alicia Malone Alden Ehrenreich and Alice Englert in “Beautiful Creatures” Photo: Warner Bros.
Director Richard LaGravenese discusses music’s ‘swamptronic’ sound and Beatles connection. By Amy Wilkinson Jeremy Irons and Alice Englert in “Beautiful Creatures” Photo: Warner Bros.
MTV News introduces magical characters played by Emmy Rossum, Alice Englert and Jeremy Irons. By Amy Wilkinson Jeremy Irons and Alice Englert in “Beautiful Creatures” Photo: Warner Bros.
Newcomers Alice Englert and Alden Ehrenreich find themselves caught in a magical romance in this first look. By Amy Wilkinson Alden Ehrenreich and Alice Englert in “Beautiful Creatures” Photo: Warner Bros.
Actress talks exclusively with MTV News about magical role in big-screen adaptation. By Amy Wilkinson Emmy Rossum on the set of “Beautiful Creatures” Photo: MTV News