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Rebeccan Romijn Wrinkles of the Day

Rebecca Romijn Wrinkles is the new Rebecca Romijn Stamos…this is what life after John Stamos does to you. You know you get with the fat kid from Stand By Me and the ghetto superhero in My Secret Identity, you get old…fast and the hot thing about it is knowing that if you cum on her properly, that shit will fester in the crevices of her face for at least 3 showers…and there is something erotic about that, I mean not to me, but to anyone with a geriatric fetish. You know those diaper changing orderlies who either jerk off to the elderly they wipe down, or worse, have sex with them because they won’t tell you as they appreciate the fuck, and no one will believe them if they told anyway, because it would take a sick fuck to participate in that kind of behavior..coupled with the whole Alzheimers.. TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Paz de la Huerta Gets Spread in Playboy [PICS]

Certain things are bound to happen regularly: the Pope wearing a pointy hat, a bear shitting in the woods, and Paz de la Huerta posing naked for photographs. Skin fans should know by now that Paz is anything but bashful when it comes to her body, and she’s just continuing a succulent string by getting spread in the Holiday double issue of Playboy magazine. The photoshoot features Paz doing some self-spelunking on the beach, straddling a giant log, rubbing sand into her crevices, and delivering her famous spread backburger pose. She also drops such universal truths as: “I celebrate nudity every day. It’s our first wardrobe.” You’re a skinspiration, Paz, never change! See pics after the jump!

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Gordon Ramsay’s Newest Recipe: Cosmetic Procedure

The celebrity chef takes it on the chin after Simon Cowell criticizes his crevices

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Gordon Ramsay’s Newest Recipe: Cosmetic Procedure