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Tila Tequila Cleans Up Pretty Nicely

I’m kind of impressed with these pictures of Tila Tequila , she looks pretty good, clean and sober and pretty damn sexy. I have no proof that she’s actually clean and sober, I’m just saying she looks good, she could be as high as a kite for all I know. Anyhow, here she is at some premiere last night in her little white dress. She looks good and all, but what I liked about this chick was that she would always wear trashy outfits with her fake boobs hanging out. I miss that girl.

Mila Kunis Gives Me Sexy Looks

Obviously most of you already know that the Golden Globe Awards were held last night, I tried to watch, but half a dozen Gin & Tonics and a long ass awards show don’t seem to play well together. Mila Kunis was there and she decided to look pretty damn awesome for me. Here she is in her sexy evening gown giving me bedroom eyes because she knew I was going to get these pictures, you tease, people are watching. Anyhow, I love her and it’s too bad she didn’t win for that swan movie that nobody saw. Enjoy.

Britney Spears Looking…. Who Knows Anymore

I wish I could say that Britney Spears was looking awesome now that her new song has been leaked and it’s expected to be a big hit and all that crap, but she’s looking kinda like every stripper I’ve ever seen working the off nights like tuesdays or sundays. Those dead eyes always get me going. Anyhow, here she is after getting her hair extensions adjusted, I know, classy right? Who cares, I like my chicks with fake hair, fake boobs, fake nails, fake whatever, basically as long as they’re willing to have sex with me… We’re good. Enjoy.

At Least Britney Spears Is Trying

I’ve got to commend Britney Spears for at least trying to look sexy while she does a little shopping over the weekend. It’s been a long time since we’ve seen the old girl looking half decent so I’m not really sure what to make of these. She’s all cleaned up in her sexy boots, like a fancy prostitute you’d find at one of those high class Holiday Inns . You know, the ones with the free breakfast bar where you can make your own waffles. Sexy.

Mila Kunis Is Just Sexy

Milas Kunis is just hot, it’s just that simple. Here she is arriving at some award show last night, that nobody seems to know anything about, looking cuter than kittens falling asleep. I love this girl, I could see myself spending some serious quality time with her over the holidays. We can watch Property Virgins on HGTV together all snuggled up on the couch with a bottle of wine. Perfect. I’ll be wearing a nice pair of jeans and my favorite Christmas sweater and she’ll be naked of course. Call me.

Kelly Brook’s Awesome Thanksgiving Cleavage

What better way to finish off my Thanksgiving posts than with some delicious white meat. Here’s Kelly Brook showing off her amazing breasts in a cute little dress and what I can only imagine is an amazing push up bra. I know what I’m getting my girlfriend for Christmas. Anyhow, I’m thankful for amazing cleavage like this, the world would be a much better place if everyone could see this kind of thing at least once a day. Enjoy. more pictures of Kelly Brook here

I’m Thankful For Girls Like Tila Tequila

So It’s that time of year again when we go around the table and give thanks for the things that we love. I’m thankful for hoochies like Tila Tequila who will do pretty much anything to get attention in a crowd, without them we wouldn’t have things like wet t-shirt contest, mud wrestling, fake lesbianism, ladies night, belly shots and unwanted pregnancies. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

Kelly Brook Comes Out For Playboy

It seems that somebody decided it was a good idea to invite Kelly Brook to the Playboy Energy Drink launch party the other night. I couldn’t agree more, I just wish she would take a page out of the How To Get In Playboy handbook and slut it up a little, maybe a shorter shirt or with a massive amount of cleavage hanging out, I’ll take whatever I can get. Don’t get me wrong, the girl is just hot, but I’m beginning to become immune to her hotness. Like I am to mother’s guilt trips. You heard me woman!

Kelly Brook Is Just Too Damn Sexy

Here’s British super hottie Kelly Brook at The Prince’s Trust Rock Gala on Wednesday night in London looking pretty friggin’ amazing, as usual, in her tight little black dress. I love this woman, I’d consider marrying her to help her get a green card… For the right price. I’m kidding, she can pay me in many many many other ways. I’m thinking of a few ways right now. That’s it.

Kristin Cavallari Does Her Best

If you were looking for bright crappy pictures of a lame reality TV star, you’ve come to the right place. Here are some blurry shots of Kristin Cavallari getting into her car. These are almost too exciting, I can hardly take it. Anyhow, she’s still hot and I like that she’s trying her best in a lacy little top, but I’m going to need a little more from her next time. I have faith in her, I know she can do better than this.