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Kelly Brook’s Incredibly Tight Booty

We all know Kelly Brook has a sweet little body, I’m sure you’ve all seen the bikini pictures I’ve had on the site, so stuff her into some tight spandex workout gear and I’m all over it. Here she is promoting some sort of Reebok shoe that will turn your girlfriend’s fat ass in to a tight little package like Kelly’s just by walking around cleaning the apartment or going to get groceries. You wish. Now if they can come up with a shoe that will do the same thing to my beer belly I’d buy it. You do know I mean shrink my belly while my girlfriend walks around? more pictures of Kelly Brook here

Even Britney Spears’ Nipples Are Bored

Britney Spears just isn’t doing it for me anymore, I’m sorry princess, but all she does is walk around getting frappuccino’s at the mall in boring mom outfits. Short shorts are meant to be right up the chick’s ass are they not? These pictures are a good example, walking around with a bunch of fat security guys, looking at the camera, smiling for the camera, doing nothing for the camera. I’m bored already. Normally she at least lets us look at her wonky nipples and even they seemed bored with the whole thing.

Britney Spears Nipples Hit The Streets

Britney Spears is at it again, taking the old nipples out for some frappuccinos and making crazy faces at the paparazzi. What the hell is in those things? I could use a few of them before hitting the bars. Anyhow, I thought her dad was awarded custody of her nipples and was supposed to keep them out of the public eye. They’re unstoppable, like a fat girl after a few vodka cranberries. Scary. more pictures of Britney Spears here

Kelly Brook Flashes Her Sexy Legs

This summer Mother Nature has been extremely uncooperative, she’s either melting my testicles with extreme heat and humidity or she’s ruining a perfectly good round of golf with insane thunderstorms. So I was hoping she would make it up to me by perhaps blowing a nice gust of wind up hottie Kelly Brook’s little sun-dress at the exact moment some paparazzi were taking her picture so that we could get a look at her sexy lady business. Guess what? She let me down again. From now on the only thing I’m going to be recycling are lame jokes.

Mila Kunis Is Too Damn Cute

Here’s Mila Kunis killing time under an umbrella on the set of some project she’s working on. I somehow doubt it’s a story about a young woman trying to find herself with a series of lesbo-erotic encounters, but I’m not giving up hope just yet. Anyhow, she’s just too damn cute, I want to take her home and squeeze her…. Forever. That was creepy. The good news is that her jeans look like they’re painted on…. I have some moist towelettes handy if she wants me to help her wash them off. more pictures of Mila Kunis here

Britney Spears’ Nipples Look Physically Fit

I’m actually pretty impressed with these pictures of Britney Spears getting coffee the other day, she looks like she’s been working out. Sure she still hasn’t been able to cover up her out of control nipples , but it looks like they’ve come to some sort of understanding. She keeps working out so that her body is nice and tight and stops trying to boss her nipples around, and they do their best to stay symmetrical with the rest of her body. I like it. more pictures of Britney Spears here

Kelly Brook Sweet Ass Bikini Pictures

Recently I’ve had a lot of pictures of Kelly Brook walking around town smiling at the camera and maybe showing off a little bit of her sexy belly, but nothing that really got the old blood pumping down there. So I was extremely pleased to find these pictures of her on the beach in her little bikini, especially because most of the shots are from behind. The picture quality might not be all that great, but there’s no denying the quality of that sweet ass. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook’s Sexy Little Belly

I’m a little torn by these pictures of Kelly Brook , she’s hot and showing off her sexy little belly, but her outfit is pretty rotten. It looks like something a yoga instructor would wear in the early ’90s. If she’s wanted to wear a classic workout outfit she should have chosen that thong bathing suit with the bicycle shorts underneath from the 80’s. Leg warmers and all. Hot.

Britney Spears Has Powerful Nipples

Here are some shocking pictures of Britney Spears exposing her nipples in a parking lot through her tank top the other day. Alright, these are just an everyday occurrence with the pop princess, but I needed to punch it up a bit because we see her wonky nipples so often that we’ve just gotten used to it. They’re losing their appeal. She looks like she’s wearing a bra too, those things must pretty damn powerful, I bet they beat up other celebrity nipples at parties. more pictures of Britney Spears here

Britney Spears Nipples Make An Appearance

Here’s Britney Spears out and about in her hot little pink eighties prostitute dress the other day. I like it, but I have a thing for prostitutes from all decades. Of course, it’s Britney Spears so it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that her wonky nipples decided to make an appearance. Those things are pretty amazing. Like cows lying down when it’s about to rain, I’m pretty sure her nipples can sense when there are cameras around and pop to attention. Well done.