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Kelly Brook Models Her Little Lingerie

I can’t think of a better way to finish off the day than with some incredibly hot pictures of Kelly Brook in various bra and panty combinations. Heavenly. The girl is just hot and she seems to be everywhere these days, not that I’m complaining, hot chicks should be required to leave their houses and get out their in public for us to look at. It would make everyone’s day seem that much brighter. Call your Governor.

Kelly Brook’s Hotness Tour Continues

Kelly Brook is everywhere these days, I love it, she must be busy promoting some crap that I don’t care about. What I do like is the fact that she’s always wearing something a little revealing. This time it’s a nice little leopard print sun-dress that shows off her tasty legs. Grrrr. Alright, that was lame, but you assholes know what the hell I’m getting at.

Britney Spears’ Bra Watch

I think I’m beginning to get a little annoyed with Britney Spears ‘ dad, he’s the one who is forcing the pop princess to wear a bra when she leaves the house and it’s making my job more difficult. Life was good when I could make fun of her wonky nipples on an almost daily basis, now all I get are lame pictures of her steel belted bra poking through her shirt. What am I supposed to do with there? Hopefully, and I haven’t researched it yet, there’s a site out there for weirdos who get off on this kind of thing. Who am I kidding? The only one getting off on this crap is her dad.

Kelly Brook’s Dangerous Bikini Pictures

Kelly Brook has been all over the site lately, showing off her amazing little ass and flashing her sexy midriff , so of course I’m going to put up some pictures of her in her bikini in the pages of FHM magazine. I’m not an idiot. I don’t like that she’s so close to those big cats, dangerous, I wouldn’t want her to get a scratch on that tight little body. Although I would be more than happy to nurse her back to health here in mother’s basement.

Kelly Brook’s Sexy Little Midriff

Here’s Kelly Brook out the other day walking around exposing a pretty damn hot midriff and some even hotter curves. I tried my best to crop out the douchebag boyfriend but he’s sticking so damn close to her side so there wasn’t much I could do, not that I can blame the guy, I’d probably handcuff the two of us together every time we left the house… And sometimes when we stayed in, you know, just for fun.

Britney Spears Is Getting Sloppy Again

I thought that when Britney Spears ‘ dad decided to get a court order or some crap like that to force the popstar to wear a bra when she left the house she had finally sorted out her boob situation. Apparently I was mistaken because here she is looking a little sloppy while she refuels with a foot long. That sounded dirty, but you know what I mean. Anyhow, I actually like sloppy breasts, that’s why I normally hit the clubs around last call and clean up some of the mess. It’s not pretty, but it’s effective. more pictures of Britney Spears here

Kelly Brook Is Classy Even Without A Bra

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture of Kelly Brook from this close up, I always thought she was just boobs and ass, but she’s actually a lot more glamorous than I thought. She’s a classy lady, a braless classy lady, I guess I’m going to have to change my strategy for picking this one up, a box of wine just isn’t going to cut it. Perhaps a bag of oysters, some Barry Manilow on the iPod , a nice bottle of Chateau Libido and a scenic drive through Amish country in mother’s mini van. I wonder if she has an iPod I could borrow. Call me.

Kelly Brook Is A Nerdy Dominatrix

This is what I like to see, Kelly Brook dressed as a hot little nerdy dominatrix. So nice. I’ve always liked hot nerdy girls in glasses and I absolutely love a chick in a latex bodysuit, so put them together and my pants get really tight. And I don’t mean because I’ve just eaten an entire cookie tray of Rice Krispie squares, I mean because all the blood in my body has rushed into my penis causing it to grow substantially. I don’t know what it’s called, but it happens to me alot when I first wake up and when I ride a bicycle for some reason. Enjoy.

Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Sexy Cowgirl Competition

Here’s something a little different. Instead of a bikini competition, we’ve got a sexy cowgirl competition. All I can say is a room full of chicks dressed up as slutty Daisy Dukes is a brilliant idea. I think this should go nationwide! Sexy Cowgirl Competition Video More AmaTuna

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Sexy Cowgirl Competition

Britney Spears’ Bra Can’t Hide Her Pokies

Recently there was a story about Britney Spears ‘ dad not letting the former pop princess leave the house without wearing a bra. I can believe that, her wonky nipples were starting to make everyone a little uncomfortable. But these pictures show that those tough attention grabbing nips have even managed to work their way through daddy’s chastity bra to get themselves photographed. Impressive, I bet those things can cut glass. I don’t want to go anywhere near them, I wouldn’t want to chip a tooth.