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Jessica Simpson Is A Giant Waste Of Hotness

Posted on January 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not really liking this pregnant Jessica Simpson anymore, enough is enough, she’s absolutely massive and has to be ready to pop any day now. Squeeze the little ankle biter out and get started with the Weight Watcher’s experiment you’ve signed up to so we can get back to the old Jessica we all used to know and love so much. The one that used to contribute to erections, not completely ruin them.

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Rihanna’s Black & White Lingerie Hotness

Posted on January 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna’s been all over the site these last few days, hanging out in her sexy little bikinis and smoking some questionable looking cigarettes while on vacation down in the tropics. Good times. I thought I’d mix things up a bit and bring you these sexy shots of her hanging out in her little lingerie. I like it, the black and white really classes it up. Hotness.

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Blake Lively’s Sweet And Sexy Wedgie

Posted on July 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve had Blake Lively hotness all over the site this week because she’s finally come out of hiding to get back to work on that Gossip Girl show in Paris. Here she is getting man handled by Leighton Meester in a pair of sexy short shorts causing a tasty little wedgie to occur. Nice. I’m hoping that this scene ends with the two of them locked in an angry embrace in that fancy fountain behind them. That’s just quality television.

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Kelly Brook’s Dangerous Bikini Pictures

Posted on June 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook has been all over the site lately, showing off her amazing little ass and flashing her sexy midriff , so of course I’m going to put up some pictures of her in her bikini in the pages of FHM magazine. I’m not an idiot. I don’t like that she’s so close to those big cats, dangerous, I wouldn’t want her to get a scratch on that tight little body. Although I would be more than happy to nurse her back to health here in mother’s basement.

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April Fools: Bieber Or Die

Posted on April 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pfister’s Bonaventure broke down near a truck stop outside Bakersfield, delaying the Bigfoot-hunt. No one has AAA because, according to Jake Gaskill, “it’s a Communist plot.” So I have a lot of time to look at stuff on the internet. My early pick for funniest internet April

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