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Britney Spears In Lingerie For Candies

Posted on April 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve posted a lot of Candies ads over the years and this is more like it. Here’s Britney Spears looking a little more like herself in some sexy outfits that have absolutely nothing to do with the shoes she’s trying to sell. I don’t know what pulling your shirt over your head to reveal your sweet bikini top have to do with anything, aside from giving me an awkward boner at the coffee shop I decided to work from today. Not that I care, I know that sex sells, how do you think I sold my old Chrysler LeBaron ?…. Convertible.

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Cameron Diaz In Short Shorts

Posted on April 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cameron Diaz has been working hard over the last few weeks filming a movie trying to get my attention. That may sound like I’m full of myself, but consider the evidence, why else would she have her picture taken in a tiny little pair of Daisy Dukes if she didn’t want to get into my loose fitting sweatpants? Don’t say it’s for a scene in her movie because we all know better than that, we’re not complete morons. Here she is again with the short shorts, flashing some legs and taking names. I think that makes sense. Enjoy.

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Britney Spears’ Boobs Make Me Smile Too

Posted on April 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s nice to see that Britney Spears is at least trying to dress a little more sexy, her wonky nipple shirts weren’t doing it for me, but things aren’t exactly working out. Actually that’s not true, everything works just fine from the neck down, I like little tube top dresses, unfortunately her fake smile and retard glasses aren’t doing her any favors. Why is she making that face? She looks like she needs to find a bathroom STAT. Gross, I don’t even want to think about that. Anyhow, at least she’s trying to get back in my good books. Keep it up. more pictures of Britney Spears here

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Kelly Brook Sizzles In Ultimo Lingerie

Posted on March 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alright, my work for the day is done here folks, but I wanted to leave you with something special to remember me by. Here’s Kelly Brook modeling some Ultimo lingerie and looking quite spectacular doing it if I might say so myself. What can I say, the girl is just hot, so hot in fact that I may need to go take a cold bath just to cool down. After I print these out and tape them to the ceiling over the tub of course…. Up periscope.

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Mila Kunis Does GQ

Posted on March 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love Mila Kunis and always will, I can even look past the fact that she’s still with that kid from Home Alone , so put her in a cowboy hat and some slutty outfits and I’m all over it. Here she is in the latest issue of GQ magazine looking like the kind of woman I could marry if I had money, a real job and wasn’t obsessed with celebrity boobs. Although, her celebrity boobs would probably fill my needs for at least the next ten years. After that who knows, but I’m pretty sure implants are the traditional tenth anniversary gift anyway so it should be fine. Enjoy.

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Audrina Patridge Shows Off Her Juicy Boobies

Posted on March 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Audrina Patridge and her juicy boobies walking by the beach the other day after some photoshoot or something like that. I know she’s no supermodel, but those sweet fake funbags of hers make me wish she was, because maybe we’d get a chance to see them without those annoying shirts or bras or bikini or all of the above. Supermodels do fancy topless luxury car or lingerie ads all the time, maybe with a few tigers or some other sort of exotic animal with them, it’s no big deal. Who am I kidding, the only modeling gig Audrina gets is for a hamburger joint . I still want a taste of that tender front meat. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

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Britney Spears’ Nipples Go Into Hiding

Posted on March 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Finally! Britney Spears seems to have figured out a way to cover up her strange lopsided nipples with a special top. I never thought this day would come, I’m proud of her, she’s becoming a lady. Here she is doing whatever it is she does these day looking like a somewhat normal celebrity. If her weird nipples aren’t pointing every which way but loose, what the hell am I supposed to write about? I guess this might be the last time we see Britney for a while so soak it up and enjoy.

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Britney Spears’s Nipples Need Straightening Out

Posted on March 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jesus! Britney Spears has got some odd nipples. Here she is doing what I imagine she does at least twice a day, loading up of caffeine and orange soda at the convenience store like the classy broad that she is. I appreciate that she wore some short shorts and went braless in a little top, but those nipples need to be reigned in. They’re out of control, I’ve heard of wandering eyes, but wandering nipples ? I met a chick with a wandering eye once and I didn’t know where the hell to look, I kept thinking she was looking behind me at someone who was about to strangle me. It freaked me out and made for a very awkward one night stand.

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Britney Spears And Her Puffy Pantaloons

Posted on March 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what the hell is going on with Britney Spears these days, and quite frankly I couldn’t give a fart in the wind, but when her craziness starts affecting the way she dresses, someone has to step in. It might as well be me. Here she is doing a little shopping in what seems to be some sort of designer adult diaper and a wife beater. I can deal with the tank top, because I like free flowing boobies, but the puffy pirate pantaloons and pantyhose have got to go. I thought her family hired someone to look after this crap. more pictures of Britney Spears here

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Mila Kunis’s Hotness Makes Life More Enjoyable

Posted on March 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mila Kunis has got to be one of the cutest women in Hollywood, not too cute that I wouldn’t do rotten things to her in the bedroom, but cute enough to take to church if I were a religious man and not hungover every Sunday morning and my grandmother forced me to go because she’s proud of me and wants to show me off to her blue haired friends. Anyhow, here she is at some Vera Wang event looking absolutely stunning as usual. I want to impregnate her, or at least try to impregnate her, I’m pretty sure I’m shooting blanks.

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