I’ve always said that Dakota Fanning has hottie potential, and I guess I’m not the only one who sees it, because apparently NYLON Magazine asked her to host their annual Young Hollywood Party. And it’s a good start, but if Dakota really wants to be taken seriously in this business, she’s going to need to start doing bikini photoshoots and dating pasty bloggers who live in their moms’ basements influential journalists who made shrewd real estate investments. Call me. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
I’m not sure what Dakota Fanning ‘s up to these days, because I’m too lazy to look it up, but I do know that she’s wasting some serious hottie potential going out like this. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m digging the sexy stomach peek and tight jeans, but that should be a side dish, not the main course. So forget this whole “acting” thing. We need Miley or Vanessa Hudgens to take Dakota under her wing, because I think with a little practice and hard work, she could be a very talented hot nobody someday.
My favorite thing about working out is just parking outside of the gym, my dick in hand, watching all the girls go in and out of the place in their spandex outfits, especially in summer, because they usually involve shorts, so that I don’t even have to go inside the gym, but I can still masturbate to the vagina definition on fit little bodies…so next time you’re at the gym…worry about us guys on the outside, but not too much, we’re too fat to run after you…we’re just here to watch… That said, usually, the girls at the going into the gym, aren’t all sweaty pussied the way I want them…you know from being fit, but rather sweaty pussied from being obese…but at least they are sweaty pussied…it adds more flavor… That said, here’s Dakota Fanning, the creepiest actress in the history of Actresses because she was 40 at the age of 5, at least in interviews…and either that’s some Alien shit, or some overly trained dancing monkey thanks to stage parent shit I want to see naked…but not really….for any reason other than loving naked. I don’t know what the point of this was. I like to think of it as performance art. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I don’t know if this is really that interesting to anyone…since it isn’t interesting to me…I figure I’ll post it anyway…because I’ve decided to create a hell existence filled with exposing myself to shit I don’t like…in efforts to remind me why I hate the world…. So W Magazine partnered up with photographer Tim Walker…and they took a bunch of different covers, because I guess that’s how they sell copies…and it featured who they’ve decided are the hottest stars of 2015…even though they’re all the same motherfuckers as the last 4 ywars…it’s like Hollywood needs some new fucking blood already… The “stars” are: Amy Adams, Shailene Woodley, Keira Knightley (posing with Benedict Cumberbatch), Reese Witherspoon, Julianne Moore, Elle and Dakota Fanning, Emily Blunt, Emma Stone and who gives a fuck… The pics however, are pretty cool…I approve…even if the people in the pics are boring…
This may not be exciting developments in Dakota Fanning’s career, but I like to think it just contributes to how creepy she is. You know the fact that her tight pants don’t get jacked up her vagina like tight pants do to every other girl in existence…I know because I stare at vaginas…when other guys stare at tits and asses…because Vagina Definition excites me…which in and of itself may be as creepy as Dakota Fanning not having a vagina….because she’s a robot we should have been aware of when she was roboting back in the 90s when she was 3 and acted 46….it was like she was programmed to be human adult, while being in a kid body…and now we find out she’s got no genitals….weird. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Don’t worry, these pictures of Dakota Fanning at the UK premiere of Effie Gray aren’t a trap set by Chris Hansen; according to my sources, Dakota’s 20 these days. Anyway, she’s also looking cute, even if she’s a little skinny for my tastes. I just think she could stand to add a couple more pounds, say between her shoulders and her stomach. What? I’m just thinking about the girl’s health here. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com
According to my calculations, Dakota Fanning is 20 by now, which means you perverts don’t have to feel too creepy about enjoying these shots of her heading into a screening of Night Moves in New York. She’s even got a pretty nice booty profile going on for a girl this skinny. So save the protests about what “a talented actress” she is for somebody else. I’m not judging. » view all 21 photos Photos: WENN.com
According to my calculations, Dakota Fanning is 20 by now, which means you perverts don’t have to feel too creepy about enjoying these shots of her heading into a screening of Night Moves in New York. She’s even got a pretty nice booty profile going on for a girl this skinny. So save the protests about what “a talented actress” she is for somebody else. I’m not judging. » view all 21 photos Photos: WENN.com
Hollywood has a bit of a Peter Pan complex sometimes never wanting its child actors to grow up. But grow up they must as people do. Occasionally, the actors and actresses we love as children make the transition to adult stars … sometimes making a pit stop as amateur porn stars … before going on to transition successfully into adult actors known for more than just their childhood roles. Sometimes those transitions are less successful and we spend their infamous adulthoods wondering what happened? (Drugs and alcohol happened, that’s what. Looking at you, Lindsay Lohan .) Others, like second-time mama Drew Barrymore , go through seriously rough growing pains and emerge on the other side bigger and better than anyone could have imagined. Maybe there’s hope for LiLo yet. And then there’s Leonardo DiCaprio who just gets better and better with age. Seriously. He’s a fine wine. Take a look at these 21 child actors who grew up and stayed famous. Or infamous. 21 Child Celebrities Then and Now Open Slideshow 1. Anna Paquin Anna Paquin won a Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her role in The Piano. She went on to play Rogue and Sookie Stackhouse. Not too bad. View As List 1. Anna Paquin Anna Paquin won a Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her role in The Piano. She went on to play Rogue and Sookie Stackhouse. Not too bad. 2. Amanda Bynes Okay, so we didn’t say they were ALL success stories. Amanda Bynes was a delightful child star whose hard-partying ways caught up to her. Kind of like another star we know… 3. Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan had a bright, bright future when she hit the scene. And then her star went completely out and now she can’t even keep a reality show afloat. 4. Britney Spears Britney Spears got her start as a Mousketeer (like a few more faces we’ll see in this gallery). Now she’s a headliner in Las Vegas. 5. Christina Aguilera Teen singing rival to Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera was also a Mouseketeer. She managed to keep her nose clean while growing up and landed a job on The Voice. 6. Christina Ricci Famous for playing Wednesday Addams, Christina Ricci was a rising star in the 90s. She’s kept an air of mystery through the years. 7. Dakota Fanning Dakota Fanning started making films when she was in kindergarten. She eventually landed herself a role on Twilight. Not sure if that’s good or bad. 8. Daniel Radcliffe Daniel Radcliffe was only part of the way through filming the Harry Potter franchise when he decided to shed his child-star image by performing in the nude in Equus. Yep. That’ll do it. 9. Drew Barrymore Perhaps one of the most successful child stars to make it as an adult is Drew Barrymore. She’s still setting trends with that hair of hers. 10. Elijah Wood Elijah Wood will forever and always be Frodo Baggins no matter what. Unless he pulls a Daniel Radcliffe and gets naked on Broadway. Maybe. 11. Justin Timberlake Before he was a sex symbol, Justin Timberlake was a Mouseketeer and boyfriend to one Britney Jean Spears. 12. Kirsten Dunst Kirsten Dunst is still making headlines these days, though it’s for the controversial things she says and not so much the movies she’s in. 13. Leonardo DiCaprio Leonardi DiCaprio is like a fine wine. He just keeps getting better and better with age. 14. Macaulay Culkin Once upon a time, Macaulay Culkin ordered pizza while he was home alone. Now Macaulay Culkin eats pizza and sings about it. 15. Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are probably among the absolute most famous child stars ever. EVER. 16. Neil Patrick Harris From Doogie Howser to Hedwig to Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris is still amazing. 17. Rupert Grint Rupert Grint might be Ron Weasley, but as an adult Rupert Grint is just sort of hot. While he’s not making too many films right now, we certainly have hopes that will change. 18. Ryan Gosling Hey, girl. Check out Ryan Gosling as a child star and check out Ryan Gosling’s pecs now. 19. Shia LeBeouf So maybe Shia LeBeouf’s success is on the decline, but he sure did have a good run between the time he was a kid and the time he went crazy. 20. Emma Watson Emma Watson is working her way up the Hollywood ladder by making smart choices and staying out of trouble. Good girl, Emma!
