Here’s a fun picture of a girl you’ve probably jerked off to when she was in Spy Kids, like you were Robert Rodriguez, in a “It’s Ok In Mexico”…Roman Polanski defense, but more poor, trailer part, forced to watch Spy Kids because you had kids of your own and your life fucking sucked…and still does.. Well she’s 27 now, I think she’s a mom, or maybe just married, but don’t really keep up on Alexa Vega shit, I’ve never seen Spy Kids and only know of her from famewhoring half naked on social media the last few years….and not from her prolific acting career on shows like Dancing with the Stars as one of the contestants… The post Alexa Vega Shits Out Rainbows of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a fun picture of a girl you’ve probably jerked off to when she was in Spy Kids, like you were Robert Rodriguez, in a “It’s Ok In Mexico”…Roman Polanski defense, but more poor, trailer part, forced to watch Spy Kids because you had kids of your own and your life fucking sucked…and still does.. Well she’s 27 now, I think she’s a mom, or maybe just married, but don’t really keep up on Alexa Vega shit, I’ve never seen Spy Kids and only know of her from famewhoring half naked on social media the last few years….and not from her prolific acting career on shows like Dancing with the Stars as one of the contestants… The post Alexa Vega Shits Out Rainbows of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bristol Palin is officially a mother for the second time. The former Dancing with the Stars contestant and daughter of former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced on Christmas Eve that she gave birth to day before. “My sweet Sailor Grace was born yesterday, our family couldn’t be more complete,” Bristol wrote on Instagram as a caption to the photo above. The 25-year old also included a picture of her son, Tripp, standing alongside his new sister, including as a caption: “My heart just doubled.” Palin called off her wedding to Dakota Meyer back in May. A few weeks later, she reluctantly announced that she was pregnant with another child out of wedlock. “Honestly, I’ve been trying my hardest to keep my chin up on this one,” she wrote at the time. “When life gets tough, there is no other option but to get tougher.” Since then, however, Bristol has tried as hard as possible to act all excited about this second child. “Everyone knows I wanted more kids, to have a bigger family. Believing I was heading that way, I got ahead of myself,” she explained in her separate blog post. “Things didn’t go as planned, but life keeps going. Life moves on.” It remains unclear who the baby’s father is, though most assume it is Meyer. Based on a recent message from Meyer , it seems as if he is not on very good terms with his ex-fiance. It is believed that Bristol (with help from her famous mother and a number of nannies, we’re sure) will raise Sailor on her own. View Slideshow: 21 Famously Unwed Mothers
Bristol Palin is officially a mother for the second time. The former Dancing with the Stars contestant and daughter of former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced on Christmas Eve that she gave birth to day before. “My sweet Sailor Grace was born yesterday, our family couldn’t be more complete,” Bristol wrote on Instagram as a caption to the photo above. The 25-year old also included a picture of her son, Tripp, standing alongside his new sister, including as a caption: “My heart just doubled.” Palin called off her wedding to Dakota Meyer back in May. A few weeks later, she reluctantly announced that she was pregnant with another child out of wedlock. “Honestly, I’ve been trying my hardest to keep my chin up on this one,” she wrote at the time. “When life gets tough, there is no other option but to get tougher.” Since then, however, Bristol has tried as hard as possible to act all excited about this second child. “Everyone knows I wanted more kids, to have a bigger family. Believing I was heading that way, I got ahead of myself,” she explained in her separate blog post. “Things didn’t go as planned, but life keeps going. Life moves on.” It remains unclear who the baby’s father is, though most assume it is Meyer. Based on a recent message from Meyer , it seems as if he is not on very good terms with his ex-fiance. It is believed that Bristol (with help from her famous mother and a number of nannies, we’re sure) will raise Sailor on her own. View Slideshow: 21 Famously Unwed Mothers
I think the most promising that has happened in recent months is that 50 year old Bella Thorne celebrated her 18th birthday, to remind us that Hollywood never changes, the gang of retards who are the dancing puppets who are cast to sell products and shows change…but the overall concept doesn’t… So we can be sure that when one 17 year old turns 18, there will be another to take her place to the perverts, and when one Lohan dies of a drug overdose, another one will be cast to replace her, because things, just don’t change, they are consistent, reliable, safe…so give thanks to that… This Bella Thorne, is not an instagram model. She’s not topless for no reason. She’s packaged properly, and jerked off to by grown men everywhere…so give thanks to that… Not every trashy girl from Florida, has to be a trashy girl in public…they can package themselves….to cocktease instead of giving it all up for free….and that gives me hope.. Yes…Bella Thorne is the beacon of hope….until she gets naked, because average at best acting, can only go so far…here’s her cleavage… The post I Give Thanks to 50 Year Old Bella Thorne Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nearly week after serious health problems sidelined her on Dancing With The Stars, Tamar Braxton is getting back to her old self. The Tamar & Vince star was clearly feeling much better when she announced to her fans that she’s leaving the hospital. She was so excited that she had to hit a high note […]
Tamar Braxton Hospitalized With Pneumonia Tamar Braxton may get cut from Dancing With The Stars tonight on account of illness. Apparently, Tamar has had a bad case of walking pneumonia for the last two weeks, which got the better of her today and landed her in the hospital. And Kim Zolciak can tell you what happens if you have a medical emergency in the midst of taping… Via TMZ : Tamar Braxton is in the ER right now, and it’s doubtful she’ll make the live show for “Dancing with the Stars,” which means she could be disqualified. We’re told Braxton has pneumonia — something she’s been battling for two weeks, and while rehearsing her dances for Monday night’s show she became extremely sick. Sources tell us that Braxton’s husband rushed her to the hospital. The show is set to film within the hour, and if Braxton doesn’t make the taping she could be Kim Zolciak-ed. The clock is ticking … Well especially after Vince’s health issues , something tells us Tamar cares far more about her health than some disco ball trophy. Whether she’s cut from the show or not, we hope she feels better soon!
Kim Zolciak Completes Heart Surgery If you’ll recall, Kim Zolciack suffered a stroke last month in the midst of competing on Dancing With The Stars. Though the condition seemed minor — and was even questioned by some — a closer look by docs revealed that she was already suffering a much more serious heart condition. Kim explained her heart issue a few weeks back and revealed that she’d soon be undergoing surgery to correct the issue, though she wouldn’t get into specifics on when the procedure was taking place. Well it appears that day was today. Kim shared the below post to her Ig followers letting them know she’s all sewn up and recovering well: Good for Kim! Hopefully she’ll be back at 100% soon. Maybe they’ll let her back on Dancing With The Stars next season once she’s back on her feet. Instagram
Julianne Hough showed off her stripper body…that’s not stripper enough because she’s used her professional dancing all fucking wrong…you’re supposed to go to auditions, fail because no one needs fucking dancers, except maybe Cruise ships and Vegas shows….forcing you to strip to pay off student loans.. But some fucking asshole came up with “Dancing With the Stars”…giving a platform for her to use her dancing….leaving the getting naked for money for cokeheads like Ryan Seacrest and his micropenis that all up her ass like she was Simon Cowell.. Either way, she posted that tainted by Seacrest body in a bikini and the highlight is her friend….Arielle Vanderberg…. So here’s her friend’s Pussy in a Yoga Pose. The post Julianne Hough Bikini Lizard of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Drake’s Dad Does His Own “Hotline Bling” Dance Meet Drake’s pops, Dennis Graham, affectionately known as “Crown Royal Papi” and “Tennessee D.” We’ve all seen Drake’s “Hotline Bling” video and those dance moves that later launched a thousand hilarious memes and videos. Turns out, Drake didn’t just inherit his father’s musical talents, but also his dancing, too. Peep this funny clip of Mr. Graham getting down to “Hotline Bling” at at a Vegas party celebrating Drake’s 29th birthday. Continue reading →
