Nicole Scherzinger is on vacation in Hawaii because I guess she’s been busy working on the new Dirty Dancing, that basically will destroy a movie I have an emotional attachment to, because seeing Jewish rich kids getting with poor dudes and losing their virginity is porn to me…set to song and dance…sign this motherfucker up… The fact that they have some Arab chick playing the slutty pregnant chick who gets the abortion and that Patrick Swayze protects cuz that’s what Dance Partners Do….it’s the code of the dance…is not as disgusting as the fact that they are redoing the classic…and LITTLE Miss Sunshine is BABY…what the fuck… Enough of that…the real concern is how hard this dancing Pussycat doll bitch face tunes, I mean she’s so smoothed out in the face she might as well should have erased her damn face…like everyone on social media….love! The post Nicole Scherzinger’s Photoshopped to Shit in a Bikini Vacation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Britney Spears is a wonderful creature and she’s showing her age by doing a channeling a sea animal that her crazy ass probably thinks she is – because she’s crazy – or this is a little PLANK on the beach, since PLANKING was the last trend that was relevant back when Britney was allowed to use the internet…before her family…the captors who put her under conservatorship locked that out…so she can’t cry for help, but can instead fill her days training for her Vegas dance show..and sometimes, if she’s a little tired from all the sedatives and demands they have on her to be their dancing monkey….like the golden egg she is….they let her go to Hawaii….where she can play on the beach…in her bikini…but you know her handlers with their leashes and cages aren’t too far away! That said, I know she’s doing a surf lessons, and not planking, but there’s no story in her having the independence to learn to surf, unless of course she takes that board out to the horizon and is never seen again…you know in a save yourself from the prison you live in kind of way. I’ve seen Point Break 100 times, it’s one of my favorite movies…I know how the surf logic works….hang ten, gnarly, fucking I don’t know anything else, because I am old, like Britney….only she’s got a tight body to match her mid 30s almost 40 face… It’s fascinating when you think about it, considering I remember jerking off to the HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME VIDEO…20 years ago… 20 fucking years ago… Depressing…..but here are her tits in a bikini anyway… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE She posted a workout video…it was good….because working out is what keeps her bikini ready and able to dance dance dance all night making her family their “oil” or natural gas in their Louisana Swamp money that comes in the form of their hot dancing monkey near 40 year old daughter…make that money… The post Britney Spears Planking In a Bikini with Some Dance Fitness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
WILD ON!….with her top off…and I don’t even really know if this is considered topless, I mean sure she’s got no top on, but her tits are such ridiculous bolt ons, that besides the nipples, which I assume she was born with, we are essentially dealing with some man-made bullshit….that is like wearing a top – but on the inside of her skin…because big tits lead to opportunities…especially for Brooke Burke because without the tits, there would be no Wild On, her claim to fame that brought her to Dancing with the Stars and her huge instagram following where she speaks to moms like she’s Paltrow…because this girl BREEDS… She’s 45 and still doing it. Whatever it is, which seems to be paparazzi pandering for tabloid coverage because at this stage in the game- who gives a fuck….from her being topless as the person being topless..they are just tis.. to her being topless for us as the spectator…she’s old, she’s tired, they are just tits that aren’t even her tits…whatever…across the board. The post Brooke Burke Topless of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have been campaigning against Ashley Tisdale for a long time, she won a hottest girl of the year award, at this point many fucking years ago, but I keep going, and going and going, like I still run a blog at 47 years old that makes fun of 18 year olds, who won’t fuck me, because I am a vile fucking 47 year old who has a blog making fun of them, how is that normal, or something you’d want to be anywhere near…it’s terrifying… Case in point, I’m fucking posting a GIF of Ashley Tisdale because she’s always known to maintain that body,because they face won’t matter as even the prettiest face, something she’ll never know, melts into a pile of shit…and the body…if it follows…as it usually does…will make said beautiful face a monster on a monster body, while this one started out disadvantaged….but knows if she maintains that body…people will still look at her dancing in a bikini…and that’s enough attention…if you think about it…the body is the pussy, ass, asshole, legs, feet and tits…while the head is just a mouth..so if you were buying a sex doll…you’d go for the body not the head…more bang for the buck…which I guess is what you do when you jerk off to this one… The post Ashley Tisdale Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Look, Charo is a gift. That little Spanish butterfly is a gift and a gem and a treasure, and those are the facts. But it’s also a fact that our favorite flamenco guitarist is having a tough time on this season of Dancing with the Stars. The second week of the dancing competition show just wrapped up, and while actor Chris Kattan was the one eliminated , our beloved Charo came close to going home herself. And that simply will not stand. A source tells E! News that “Charo was super upset this week about her scoring and she feels like she’s being treated and scored very unfairly.” “She is seriously upset.” “She was telling producers that she doesn’t like how they’re underscoring her,” the source elaborates, “and she feels like she’s been treated so badly so she was threatening to quit.” Producers managed to calm her down enough to stay on the show, but the source maintains that Charo will leave “unless they started scoring her performances more fairly.” And all that sounds pretty fair, right? After all, we’ve heard that the judges are scoring Heather Morris differently than the others since she has tons of professional dance experience, so it would just make sense that they adjust their scoring for Charo, too. The woman is 71 years old, after all. She’s showed more energy than nearly anyone else on the show, and though she was a little off during this week’s performance, it’s understandable to think she deserved a better critique than what she got. And she didn’t just take issue with her own scores — in an interview after the show, she admitted that she felt Chris Kattan was treated unfairly, too. “I was very upset that they kicked out Chris,” she said. “I was about to make a deal — I go, and he stays. But I don’t think the rules allow that.” “He tried very hard and it’s so beautiful.” Again, she has a point — Chris broke his neck, for goodness’ sake, so shouldn’t he have slightly different judging criteria too? This week, he and Mr. T both received a score of 22 out of 40, and Charo said that she was “very upset” that they were kinder to Mr. T . And don’t forget, she’s been outspoken about her thoughts on the competition since the beginning. Ahead of the season premiere, she said in an interview that Heather Morris joining the show “pissed me off. Because how can I prepare with a professional dancer?” “I think this is not fair,” she said, “but life is not fair. So, what I have to do is move my ass. That’s the only thing.” And, if nothing else, Charo is definitely moving her ass. #TeachCuchiCuchi! View Slideshow: Dancing with the Stars Season 24: Meet the Full Cast!
Look, Charo is a gift. That little Spanish butterfly is a gift and a gem and a treasure, and those are the facts. But it’s also a fact that our favorite flamenco guitarist is having a tough time on this season of Dancing with the Stars. The second week of the dancing competition show just wrapped up, and while actor Chris Kattan was the one eliminated , our beloved Charo came close to going home herself. And that simply will not stand. A source tells E! News that “Charo was super upset this week about her scoring and she feels like she’s being treated and scored very unfairly.” “She is seriously upset.” “She was telling producers that she doesn’t like how they’re underscoring her,” the source elaborates, “and she feels like she’s been treated so badly so she was threatening to quit.” Producers managed to calm her down enough to stay on the show, but the source maintains that Charo will leave “unless they started scoring her performances more fairly.” And all that sounds pretty fair, right? After all, we’ve heard that the judges are scoring Heather Morris differently than the others since she has tons of professional dance experience, so it would just make sense that they adjust their scoring for Charo, too. The woman is 71 years old, after all. She’s showed more energy than nearly anyone else on the show, and though she was a little off during this week’s performance, it’s understandable to think she deserved a better critique than what she got. And she didn’t just take issue with her own scores — in an interview after the show, she admitted that she felt Chris Kattan was treated unfairly, too. “I was very upset that they kicked out Chris,” she said. “I was about to make a deal — I go, and he stays. But I don’t think the rules allow that.” “He tried very hard and it’s so beautiful.” Again, she has a point — Chris broke his neck, for goodness’ sake, so shouldn’t he have slightly different judging criteria too? This week, he and Mr. T both received a score of 22 out of 40, and Charo said that she was “very upset” that they were kinder to Mr. T . And don’t forget, she’s been outspoken about her thoughts on the competition since the beginning. Ahead of the season premiere, she said in an interview that Heather Morris joining the show “pissed me off. Because how can I prepare with a professional dancer?” “I think this is not fair,” she said, “but life is not fair. So, what I have to do is move my ass. That’s the only thing.” And, if nothing else, Charo is definitely moving her ass. #TeachCuchiCuchi! View Slideshow: Dancing with the Stars Season 24: Meet the Full Cast!
When Bonner Bolton quickly grabbed the crotch of Sharna Burgess , the Internet went absolutely insane. We're not sure why, however, considering: It was clearly an accident. Dancing with the Stars has always been a tad risque. With that in mind, we present the nine raciest moments in the history of Dancing with the Stars: 1. Ryan Lochte Goes Latin You can hate Ryan Lochte for being a liar and a douchebag. But not for his body, which he showed off during Latin Night in 2016. 2. He, Tarzan Nyle DiMarco made like Tarzan, with Peta Murgatroyd serving as Jane, for a routine in April of 2016. 3. Pretty Little Liar on Fire Artem Chigvintsev and Janel Parrish brought the roof down when they stripped down in 2014 for this burlesque number. 4. Speaking of Pretty Little Liars… … we see you, Brant Daugherty! 5. Gilles Marini Made Gangnam Style Sexy! How impressive is that?!? 6. GULP! What else is there to say about Kym Johnson’s outfit here, circa 2010? View Slideshow
Naked Woman Runs Wild Bus Rider Jamaican Night Club Dagger… Girl Dancing on Coffin Dude Kiss Cams a Beer Naked Protestors Poor Blood on Themselves Carnival Ride Fail Cuz of China… California Cop Arresting as People Call Out Police Brutality FedEx Crash Aftermath… The post Homeless guy on the Street Gets a Blowjob and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The race Tango for the Mirrorball Trophy is officially underway! ABC has confirmed the identities of all 12 contestants on Dancing with the Stars Season 24, with a pair of Olympians taking on a Real Housewife… going up against a World Series champion… a professional singer… a former A-Team member… and, of course, this season's Bachelor. Does Nick Viall stand a chance? No. But that doesn't mean this edition's cast is lacking for talent? We estimate that one-third of the following stars have a chance of coming out on top. Who do you think is the favorite? 1. Nick Viall and Peta Murgatroyd Will Nick Viall and Peta Murgatroyd have what it takes to win Dancing with the Stars? We doubt it. 2. Bonner Bolton and Sharna Burgess Bonner Bolton and Sharna Burgess will not be the favorites on Dancing with the Stars. But maybe they’ll surprise us! 3. Charo and Keo Motsepe We wish Charo and Keo Motsepe the best of luck on Dancing with the Stars. They may need it. 4. David Ross and Lindsay Arnold David Ross just won a World Series title. Can he win a Mirrorball Trophy with Lindsay Arnold? 5. Heather Morris and Maksim Chmerkovskiy Heather Morris and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are teaming up for Dancing with the Stars. And may very well win! 6. Erika Jayne and Gleb Savchenko Erika Jayne and Gleb Savchenko have their work cut out for them on Dancing with the Stars. But we wish them luck! View Slideshow
