You know you were hoping for this when you got up today. Simon van Kempen just joined an exclusive club – Countess LuAnn, Danielle Staub and Kim Zolciak are members – of Bravo cast members who put out music. We’d say sing, but he doesn’t really do that (nor do they). At least in Simon’s case, The Real Housewives of New York City star seems to be going for humor. At least we hope. “I Am Real” is a bass-thumping, synth-heavy dance track filled with defiant lyrics aimed at “cheeky tongue waggers.” You gotta hear it: Simon van Kempen – I Am Real
She’s already a Celebrity of the Year Finalist , but Danielle Staub craves more. The former Real Housewife of New Jersey is in the process of filming Social , the most ridiculous concept for a reality TV show since whatever aired on E! last night. On the upcoming WealthTV program, Staub will act like a modern day Robin Leach and give viewers a look into the luxurious lifestyles of the extravagantly rich. Because, let’s face it, who doesn’t want to watch a former drug-dealing call girl hanging out with a slew of spoiled billionaires? Check out the following behind-the-scenes video of Danielle visiting record producer Prince Malik. This nauseating series makes Bridalplasty look like an Emmy winner… Danielle Staub Reality Show: Behind the Scenes
Filed under: Danielle Staub , Crystal Bowersox , Yogi Bear , Boo Boo , TMZ TV Former ‘Real Housewife’ Danielle Staub kicked it with Yogi Bear , Boo Boo , Crystal Bowersox , and the Rockettes?! And no … we’re not trippin’. Check out TMZ on TV — click here to see your local listings! And don’t forget, you can vote for Danielle –… Read more
You may be wondering why I am posting a sex scene from some Australian TV show I have never seen and the answer is because I like to support and encourage nudity on television. It’s the only way the shit will ever compete with the internet and I’m hoping it makes the world less uptight about tits and pussy. You see we live in a world where advertisers prefer being next to images of dudes being murdered to titties being played with. I am also posting it because I am convinced the only people who come to the site are fucking weird. You know the whole virgin, loser, videogame social awkwardness needed to care about celebrities, scifi, fantasy and role playing games…so you probably already know who this is and may have already died and gone to heaven because of her role on Xena Warrior Princess….the worst thing to hit TV that weirdos fell in love with…at attended fan clubs for…. She was also in a movie called “Topless Women Talk About Their Lives”… But you don’t care. She’ll always be your Xena girlfriend…you still have all her action figures, posters, and other memorabilia, if anything you think this Danielle Cormack chick is your Xena girlfriend’s alter ego, cuz you can’t differentiate reality and fake….and who really cares. Watch her sex scene.
Filed under: Alexis Neiers Jackie Collins, Danielle Steel, J.K. Rowling … and Alexis Neiers ? TMZ has learned the ” Pretty Wild ” star is trying to shop around a book loosely based on her life.
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Filed under: Danielle Staub , Caroline Manzo , Celebrity Justice , Celebrity Feuds , Real Housewives ” Real Housewives of New Jersey ” star Caroline Manzo claims she delivered a strict ultimatum to the show’s producers — if Danielle Staub returned for another season … she’d quit the show. Manzo spilled it on camera during a deposition in Staub’s… Read more
Filed under: Danielle Staub , Caroline Manzo , Celebrity Justice , Real Housewives TMZ has obtained footage of ” Real Housewives of New Jersey ” star Caroline Manzo blasting her former castmate Danielle Staub —