The end of the month is always a tough time to find new skinsational content on Netflix, but there are a few gems out there for you to discover, all of which should satisfy your urge to purge! The Bosnian War drama Twice Born isn’t all depressing scenes and horrific imagery, there’s also some terrific toplessness courtesy of the legendary Penelope Cruz and nudecomer Saadet Askoy ! Last year’s controversial comedic thriller Escape from Tomorrow makes its Netflix debut today, and while we could care less about their illegal shooting methods, we’re definitely curious to see more of the naughty and nude Zan Naar ! Another day, another Danny Trejo movie. This time it’s the awesome actioner Bullet which features a fantastic flash of fun bags from Julia Dietze ! Just try and ignore that ridiculous cgi blood spatter! The classic sci-fi monster flick The Incredible Melting Man definitely earns that adjective by including an incredible shirtless scene from softcore queen Cheryl “Rainbeaux” Smith ! Finally, there’s always a Friday the 13th flick to fall back on, and this month it’s 1988’s Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood , which has some terrific nudity from Elizabeth Kaitan & Heidi Kozak !
It’s all over for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. Really. Seriously. Truly. 100% legally. FINALLY. About six weeks after their divorce case was settled in court, a judgment was entered last night in Los Angeles Superior Court to put the final nail in this seemingly never-ending coffin. People first reported the news, which was the very last legal hurdle for the estranged couple. Terms were not disclosed, though Kim and Kris did sign a prenuptial agreement and sources had previously said he will receive none of his demands . Kardashian, of course, has moved on with Kanye West and is expecting a baby next month. Humphries just continues to suck, both on the basketball court and off.
Machete Kills is slowly releasing sexied-out character posters. Last week we saw Michelle Rodriguez’s poster, and now Sofia Vergara has one. Check it out: Vergara portrays the character Madame Desdemona in the action sequel. Danny Trejo returns as Machete Cortez, who is recruited by the POTUS, played by Charlie Sheen (credited by his birth name, Carlos Estevez) to take down an evil billionaire, played by Mel Gibson. Jessica Alba, Demian Bichir, Amber Heard, Zoe Saldana, Edward James Olmos, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding, Jr., and Lady Gaga also star. Robert Rodriguez directs the film, which hits theaters September 13.
It’s quite a day for outlandish costume design. First Lionsgate releases a bunch of posters featuring cast members from The Hunger Games: Catching Fire dressed in some memorable outfits, and now, well, filmmaker Robert Rodriguez has trumped them with a single image. The El Mariachi director gave EW.com an exclusive character poster from his upcoming Machete Kills movie that depicts Modern Family star Sofia Vergara wearing one helluva lethal bra. Vergara plays Lady Desdemona in this sequel to Rodriguez’s blood-soaked 2010 picture Machete . According to EW , the follow-up, which hits theaters in September “revisits the title character, Machete Cortez, ( Danny Trejo ) a dangerous, hard-luck anti-hero. This time the U.S. government (led by Charlie Sheen in the Oval Office) recruits Machete to battle his way through his native Mexico to topple an arms dealer who wants to rain destruction on the U.S. with a orbital weapon.” It’s worth noting that the cast includes Lady Gaga , who appeared on a recent cover of Rolling Stone in a similar Fem-bot-style bra. Wonder who got the idea from whom? [ EW.com ] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
Everyone is familiar with that special breed of screen performer whose names are associated with not only longevity, but also ubiquity. Gene Hackman reigned among this class for much of the last few decades, his title soon overtaken by Michael Caine, Samuel L. Jackson, Nicolas Cage and others who’ve shown a willingness to earn paychecks in everything from Oscar bait to glorified grindhouse fare. Yet another thespian exceeds them all in output, not only with an impressive slate of completed work but also a calendar-busting array of upcoming projects. Just who is the most in-demand player in Hollywood? It might come as a surprise, but by all appearances Danny Trejo holds that title. The character actor has achieved something close to omnipresence in recent years; so saturated are movies with Trejo’s image that you can almost overlook his appearance while watching one of his many films. Much of this has to do with the fact that, despite the former boxer and ex-con’s dependable ruffian visage, he has assembled an impressively varied resume relying on both gritty roles in direct-to-rental genre pulp and such diverse mainstream titles as The Muppets , A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas , and Spy Kids 4D — to say nothing of his frequent television work. And with news this week of Trejo and director Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills shooting next month, the actor’s profile will only broaden from here. Using the comprehensive (if admittedly unreliable) IMDB Pro as a launching pad, I went about separating the real Trejo wheat from the development chaff for one of the most robust slates anyone has achieved in a generation: COMPLETED Sushi Girl (the role of Schlomo): A man is released from jail after six years and has a celebratory sushi dinner with the rest of crew, eating sushi off of a naked girl who is supposed to be oblivious as they try to reclaim their loot. Haunted High (The Janitor): A New England private academy finds itself with a demonic headmaster, while the janitor is also the enforcement guardian of the school. (SyFy original movie) Counterpunch (Manny Navarro): A bipolar boxer from Miami tries to win the Golden Gloves championship, with the help of his counselor. Amelia’s 25th (Don Javier): A young actress has a midlife crisis the day she turns twenty five in Los Angeles. IN THE CAN/POST-PRODUCTION Bro’ (Gilbert): A college student gets involved in the wild partying lifestyle of a professional motocross racer. Skinny Dip (El Tigre): A grindhouse offering about a young woman (played by Sasha Grey) who, following the death of her boyfriend, dresses as a cop and takes on the role of a vigilante. The Cloth (Father Connely): Centering on a secret order of the Catholic Church formed to deal with a rise in demonic possessions. Pendejo (Pedro): A rich playboy is forced by his father into the lowest position of a company he technically owns. Alcatraz Prison Escape: Deathbed Confession (Narrator): The true story of what happened to the only escapees from Alcatraz prison. Strike One (Manny Garcia): A young boy in a gang-infested neighborhood has a former-gang-member uncle as a role model. The Insomniac (Jairo Torres): Following a break-in at his home a man develops insomnia and comes to learn the people he knows cannot be trusted. Death Race: Inferno (Goldberg): Trejo reprises his role from the first sequel of the remake. And that’s not all: Add to this glut an array of other “announced” projects in various stages of development, and Trejo may ultimately be involved with nearly two dozen titles over the next 12 months. Among those titles with the actor attached — but which remain unconfirmed and/or unproduced as of this writing — include Five Thirteen , Dead in Tombstone , Left Turn , Human Factor , Badass , Vengeance , Tarantula and Raggedy Anne . And of course there’s Machete Kills , shooting in April. At that rate Trejo could turn down half his roles and Burbank would experience a barista shortage from the bulk of actors who finally are able to find work. Brad Slager has written about movies and entertainment for Film Threat, Mediaite, and is a columnist at CHUD.com . His less insightful impressions on entertainment can be found on Twitter .
You can’t text in space (not yet anyway), making it the perfect place for Danny Trejo ‘s Machete to get his slaughter on. But alas, we’re just going to have to wait for Machete Kills Again…in Space!, because first the suddenly ubiquitous Trejo (he has two movies out on DVD this week) is re-teaming with director Robert Rodriguez for Machete Kills , the second film in a planned trilogy. Shooting is set to begin in April and Rodriguez says he expects much of the cast to return, presumably skincluding Jessica Alba , Michelle Rodriguez and maybe even Lindsay Lohan , all among the lucky few left alive at the end of Machete (2010). According to Deadline , the plot for Machete Kills goes like this: “The new film finds Machete recruited by the U.S. Government for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man. Machete must battle his way through Mexico to take down a madman cartel leader and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war across the planet with a weapon in space. Machete takes on an army in an effort to dismantle a plan for global anarchy.” We’re just wondering how they’re going to top Machete ‘s Anatomy-Award winning scene where a nude Mayra Leal pulls a cell phone from her chocha. Perhaps that satellite should orbit Uranus? See more from grindhouse girls Mayra Leal , Alicia Rachel Marek and Lindsay Lohan (and her body double) with Machete (2010) right here at MrSkin.com!
The sweetest feel-good flick of the holiday season may well be the one about two ex-BFFs, who’d once gone in search of White Castle sliders and tangled with Homeland Security, who reunite on Christmas Eve to hunt down the perfect fir, crossing paths with drug-sniffing babies, Ukrainian gangsters, and a sweater-clad Danny Trejo along the way. Stoner heroes Harold and Kumar have come a long way since 2004 — and so has co-star John Cho , who sat down with Movieline recently to talk H&K, career moves, and his encounters with the likes of U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon and President Obama.
Bruce Willis, Danny Trejo and Kanye West co-star in Kobe Bryant’s “The Black Mamba” ad for Nike Basketball, directed by Robert Rodriguez. Spotted @ Missinfo‘s Previously: Kanye x Kobe x Swizz x Mos = Power Remix (PIC) Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Nah Right Discovery Date : 31/01/2011 03:46 Number of articles : 2
Also in this morning’s Hollywood Ink: Kevin James climbs into the Octagon… Olivia Wilde makes a Change with Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman… from Machete to Tarantula for Danny Trejo… and more ahead.
Within the first five minutes of Robert Rodriguez’s Machete , his cheeky, freewheeling return to exploitation homage, there’s a car crash, a mutilation, a decapitation, a baker’s dozen deaths by blade, a naked lady, and a Steven Seagal sighting. And that’s not even mentioning the clamshell cell tucked up the naked lady’s hoo-ha. Then the film ramps right up to a pseudo-vintage, sprocket-skipping title sequence that promises the most deliciously random cast in recent memory: Jessica Alba AND Lindsay Lohan, Seagal AND Robert De Niro, a Nash Bridges reunion AND a Danny Trejo leading-man coronation. Though the film can’t reasonably maintain this 10-gags-a-minute trajectory, it sure does try. Forget modulation, nuance or storytelling, this is a movie that hits hard from first to last, no questions asked or logic followed.
