Kourtney Kardashian has once again let it Reign down on her Instagram account. The woman who is able to somehow put up with Scott Disick on a consistent basis shared a new picture of her third child on social media today – and this may the cutest one yet. “MY RAD little bunny,” Kourtney captioned this precious snapshot of her daughter. To her credit, despite often publicizing aspects of her life on Keeping Up with the Kardashians , Kourtney rarely lets the world in on the lives of her children. She and Disick do seem admirably protective of their offspring, we’ll give them that. Kourtney, however, isn’t nearly as protective with her boobs, considering Disick appears to be fondling at least one of them in a different recent Instagram photo. He’s allowed to, we know. These two are practically married and everything. We’d just rather see cute pictures of their kids, as opposed to racy pictures of the actions that led to those kids being born. View Slideshow: Celebrity Baby Photos: So Adorable!
For those of you who don’t know…I am not a high school drop out…but I am someone who never got into Film School back in the 90s because my story was a bout a high powered exec and husband who falls takes an interest in a homeless person outside his office and eventually invites them to live with him as a charitable gesture…without realizing homeless people are crazy…only to get sucked into the homeless person life because he actually hates his upper middle class existence and in the process kills his wife, cuts her up and leaves her in garbage bags on the street corner in some drug rage…it was filled with hardcore graphic sex and good times…but in the 90s….they weren’t down…and said to myself…well I can’t make movies because I am a loser…but one day…thanks to humans being perverts…we will have mainstream movies with sex…and it’s happened a bunch of times…but this one that is at Cannes this year, which is the most intense of Film Fests…is just next fucking level…at least the movie posters are… The story of LOVE 3D according to IMDB: A sexual melodrama about a boy and a girl and another girl. It’s a love story, which celebrates sex in a joyous way. According to the Cannes festival: January the 1st, early morning. The telephone rings. Murphy wakes up next to his young wife and 2-year-old child. He listens to his voicemail: Electra’s mother, sick with worry, wants to know whether he has heard from her daughter. Electra’s been missing for a long time. She’s afraid something really bad has happened to her. Over the course of a long rainy day, Murphy finds himself alone in his apartment, reminiscing about the greatest love affair of his life, his two years with Electra. A burning passion full of promises, games, excesses and mistakes… Starring Aomi MUYOCK and Klara KRISTIN…. Featuring hipster bush, cock, and cum…it’s just a fucking win…and the direction both porn and mainstream should be taking… I’ve just divulged my secrets..good thing no one reads this site, except the guy who wrote 40 Year Old Virgin who stole some of my jokes…I bet he got into Film shcool… Here are the posters.. The post Sex in a Mainstream Movie at Cannes Has Dirty Posters of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
For those of you who don’t know…I am not a high school drop out…but I am someone who never got into Film School back in the 90s because my story was a bout a high powered exec and husband who falls takes an interest in a homeless person outside his office and eventually invites them to live with him as a charitable gesture…without realizing homeless people are crazy…only to get sucked into the homeless person life because he actually hates his upper middle class existence and in the process kills his wife, cuts her up and leaves her in garbage bags on the street corner in some drug rage…it was filled with hardcore graphic sex and good times…but in the 90s….they weren’t down…and said to myself…well I can’t make movies because I am a loser…but one day…thanks to humans being perverts…we will have mainstream movies with sex…and it’s happened a bunch of times…but this one that is at Cannes this year, which is the most intense of Film Fests…is just next fucking level…at least the movie posters are… The story of LOVE 3D according to IMDB: A sexual melodrama about a boy and a girl and another girl. It’s a love story, which celebrates sex in a joyous way. According to the Cannes festival: January the 1st, early morning. The telephone rings. Murphy wakes up next to his young wife and 2-year-old child. He listens to his voicemail: Electra’s mother, sick with worry, wants to know whether he has heard from her daughter. Electra’s been missing for a long time. She’s afraid something really bad has happened to her. Over the course of a long rainy day, Murphy finds himself alone in his apartment, reminiscing about the greatest love affair of his life, his two years with Electra. A burning passion full of promises, games, excesses and mistakes… Starring Aomi MUYOCK and Klara KRISTIN…. Featuring hipster bush, cock, and cum…it’s just a fucking win…and the direction both porn and mainstream should be taking… I’ve just divulged my secrets..good thing no one reads this site, except the guy who wrote 40 Year Old Virgin who stole some of my jokes…I bet he got into Film shcool… Here are the posters.. The post Sex in a Mainstream Movie at Cannes Has Dirty Posters of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The University of California San Diego has some explaining to do. A student’s mother complained to local media that her daughter was required by the college to take an exam … in her birthday suit. Seriously. The mother, who did not want to be identified, told 10News that Associate Professor Ricardo Dominguez forced her daughter to take the exam naked. In order to pass “Visual Arts 104A: Performing the Self.” Natch. The mother stated, “There’s a perversion going on here. The fact he is a professor and has control over these students, I think he’s taking it way too far.” She continued, ”To blanket say you must be naked in order to pass my class … It makes me sick to my stomach.” Dominguez confirmed to 10News that nudity is required for the final. And in the 11 years he has taught the class, he has never received a complaint. Students are informed from the beginning that the final is to be taken in the buff . Dominguez said, ”If [students] are uncomfortable with this gesture they should not take the class.” Students can also get “figuratively” naked, the professor added. UCSD officials are standing by their colleague’s side. For now. Jordan Crandall, chair of the Visual Arts Department, defended Dominguez saying that the assignment is disclosed to the class at the beginning of the course. View Slideshow: Strange But True News Hall of Fame Crandall confirmed, “Students are aware from the start of the class that it is a requirement, and that they can do the gesture in any number of ways.” In other words, “without actually having to remove their clothes.” “There are many ways to perform nudity or nakedness, summoning art history conventions of the nude or laying bare of one’s ‘traumatic’ or most fragile and vulnerable self.” “One can ‘be’ nude while being covered.” It appears that the complaining mother is the only one with the problem. Students defended their professor saying the exam is not sexual. Art major Ricardo Alex told 10News, ”Everyone’s going to be naked. She’s not being singled out, she’s not being abused.” “She could take another class if she really didn’t want to get naked,” argued student Kim Garcia. Truer words have never been spoken. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Played College Football
Just days after Bethenny Frankel settled a lawsuit against Skinnygir l, she is back in the legal spotlight. This time the court is honing in on her two-year divorce settlement with Jason Hoppy. For a brief moment, Frankel seemed to have a grasp on her legal battles. But The Real Housewives of New York City star has been ordered to pay up more than $100,000 to Hoppy. According to court documents filed on May 4, a judge ordered Frankel to pay Hoppy’s $100,000 attorney fees by June 1. The judge declared that Hoppy “lacks sufficient funds of his own to compensate counsel without depleting his assets.” Hoppy, a drug company salesman has racked up as much in attorney fees as earns yearly. According to Radar Online, he makes just over $100,000 a year. The court documents state that Hoppy paid lawyers $307,683. As of March 12, 2014, he owed them $86,996. If that wasn’t expensive enough, when he hired new attorneys on March 20, 2014, he paid a $50,000 retainer and racked up a $221,962 bill by July 9, 2014. According to Radar Online, his bill has only increased since then. Frankel will be required to pay Hoppy $11,858 per month beginning this month. She will also pay him a temporary base child support of $3,000 and pay for 97% of their daughter’s preschool tuition ($600 a month). Damn! Ever heard of public school??? Bethenny is also expected to pay for Bryn’s—their 5-year old daughter—medical expenses and extra curricular expenses. Those add up to around $900 a month. Of course, this is good news for Hoppy. Jason Hoppy requested more child support last month, claiming he has not been able to find steady employment. If that isn’t enough to make a dent in Frankel’s bank account, the judge also ordered her to pay all carrying charges on the apartment the couple jointly owns and where Hoppy currently lives. That alone will total $11,000 a month. The $11,000 for the apartment includes $1,000 utilities and $500 for housekeeping. We are glad our judicial system is spending time on Jason Hoppy’s freaking maid. This is not their final divorce agreement though. These support orders are only valid for 12 months or until they come to their own agreement. However, Jason and Bethenny have been fighting for two years over their divorce settlement. So we aren’t hopeful they will come to terms on their own. View Slideshow: 44 Beautiful Photos of Bethenny Frankel
I always put a lot of focus on the other Hadid…and talk about how the dad hooked her up through his connection to all the models…because he fucks all the models…that’s what billionaires in LA do…but the reality is there’s another Hadid…named Bella…and more interestingly enough…I have a feeling the mom is the actual stage parent behind this, because she’s old as fuck, but still an IMG signed model, the same agency that reps her daughters, because I guess when you’ve been with them since their inception, long before any of the bookers, you hold some level of clout and you can make them book your daughter’s jobs, because you’re old and have nothing else to do…and experienced in the industry…so you might as well hook up your kids because it is good for your ego… So what I thought was rich dude pawning his kid off to other rich dudes with brands like Guess…is really just a shark model mom giving her daughters a life of vapid existence…instead of putting them through med school or something far better than modeling…. That said, here’s sister Bella…doing the same thing all these other bitches do…and it’s boring because modeling is boring… This is for Something Called GREY MAGAZINE…. The post Bella Hadid is the New Gigi Hadid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bobby Brown, along with Pat Houston, has been named co-guardian of his daughter Bobbi Kristina, who remains comatose, according to E! News. The news comes…
For someone who plays a priest on television, Seth Gilliam did not have himself a very holy Sunday. The actor (who starred on The Walking Dead Season 5 as Father Gabriel Stokes and who is also known for his role on The Wire) was busted over the weekend for going 107 miles per hour in a 55 miles per hour zone. According to TMZ insider, Gilliam admitted to police officers that he had consumed three beers and a shot of liquor. After searching his vehicle, police also found a joint that was hidden in the arm rest. He later recorded a .107 blood alcohol level. The incident took place around 2 p.m. in Peachtree City, Georgia, with authorities not caring about Gilliam’s hilarious excuse for nearly doubling the speed limit: That he was driving a Chevrolet Cruze rental car and is used to a Jeep. Gilliam was taken taken into custody (for speeding, DUI and marijuana possession) and tossed into Fayette County Jail. He was eventually released after posting a $9,818 bond. And how is this for delicious irony? Gilliam will next play a police officer in a movie titled Police State! View Slideshow: 25 Most Hilarious Mug Shots Ever
After two years, 200 fights (many of them recorded) and one child together, Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith are officially dunz-o! No, seriously, for real this time! Jenelle and Nathan have broken up in the past (sometimes even with restraining orders!) but sources close to the reality star say this is legit. The Teen Mom 2 cast member is already planning to “start seeing other people,” apparently. So … expect her to find a new fiance by 2016. Jenelle does not waste time. View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans & Nathan Griffith: A TMI, Sometimes Rocky Romance Insiders tell Radar Online that Jenelle and Nathan broke their engagement after tiring of constant fights that turned violent on at least one occasion: “Jenelle wants to see her family together but at the same time he doesn’t want her, so she can’t control him. He’s an a–hole, but she’s been through worse.” Griffith was arrested for domestic violence back in March, but in a statement to police, he maintained that he had actually been attacked by Evans. Jenelle dropped the charges and the case never went to trial. Nevertheless, Griffith promptly moved out of the home that the couple shared, as per the legal terms of the restraining order against him. Even that didn’t mark the end of the romance, though: The insider claims Griffith found a new girlfriend “within two days” of moving out on Evans. When she found out, Jenelle reportedly hit the roof (big surprise) and that’s when she officially called things off with the father of her son Kaiser. She hasn’t experienced any second thoughts about it, either. Jenelle is reportedly eager to move on, the insider says, but the MTV spitfire is having trouble because “her standards are so high now.” Wow. Too bad the source of that amazing quote is anonymous. We’d love to thank her for giving us a good midday chuckle. View Slideshow: 25 Jaw-Dropping Jenelle Evans Pics and Clips
The royal baby is officially on the grid! The brand-new Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana of Cambridge has been registered with a certificate of birth. Princess Charlotte , the daughter of Prince William and Kate Middleton, is fourth in line for the throne after Princes Charles, William and George. Queen Elizabeth II, the reigning monarch, has been on the job for 61 years (!) with her son, grandson and now great-grandson waiting in the wings. “The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have formally registered the birth of Princess Charlotte,” a rep for Kensington Palace said in a statement. “The Duke of Cambridge signed the birth register at Kensington Palace this afternoon witnessed by a Registrar from Westminster Register Office.” Available to the public, the birth registration gives details on the princess’ entrance to the world, not that any of the details were at all a mystery. This isn’t Barack Obama’s birth certificate we’re talking about here. No conspiracy theories exist regarding the royal babies … that we know of. We should Google that. View Slideshow: Royal Baby Photos: Hail to the Princess! The regal infant, born from Kate Middleton May 2, shall be deemed Her Royal Highness Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana of Cambridge. Her father, 32, signed the form to make it official, using his fall name: His Royal Highness Prince William Arthur Philip Louis Duke of Cambridge. That’s a mouthful right there! The Duke’s occupation is listed as Prince of the United Kingdom, while his daughter already claims the position of Princess of the United Kingdom. The Duchess, 33, is registered under her full name of Catherine Elizabeth Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Cambridge. No more Middleton! Westminster Council registrar Alison Cathcart, who also registered Prince George’s birth, visited the palace for William and Kate to fill out the form. Now officially fulfilling her occupational duties as princess, baby Charlotte also got one very important visitor Tuesday in Queen Elizabeth II. No word on what official business the princess and HRM discussed, but we can’t wait to watch the royal family grow in the years to come. View Slideshow: Prince George: A Young Life in Photos
