Paulina Gretzky has a ridiculous fan base that I don’t really understand or think is thats deserved. I mean sure she’s fit and looks good, but there are a lot of hot fit girls on instagram who don’t get featured in Golf magazines, but I guess it’s because they aren’t married or engaged to pro golfers…or more importantly, the daughter of some puck slut and a huge small town Canadian Hockey player, who left his modest white trash roots in Canada, and went Hollywood, raising a couple of bratty rich kids who never have to work a day in their lives, and really why wouldn’t you want that for your kids, working sucks. I think it is a little creepy that a huge percentage of her fans are just Gretzky fans, you know the diehards that wish they could come in him, if only it wasn’t gay, but instead can imagine cumming in her, because she’s the closest thing to him, she’s got his DNA in her, assuming her hooker puck slut mom wasn’t cheating when he was on the road, which is a pretty major assumption, because she probably was… Here’s the behind the scenes video of the shoot.
As you probably know, Farrah Abraham is penning Celebrity Sex Tape, a trilogy of erotic novels about a young woman that is loosely based on herself. Gotta be pretty awkward for her daughter someday, right? Well, not anymore than the existence of the Farrah Abraham porn that the books are based on. Farrah’s clearly cool with it, and heck, she says she hopes the sexy novels that mirror her own sexual escapades are read by young Sophia one day. “If she wants to read it later in life, I might blush a little, but I wouldn’t stop her,” Farrah says. “Eventually, she will have to find out that Mommy is a sexual person.” Aren’t we all, she says? Sure we are, but not quite like … that. Will she pop in Backdoor Teen Mom on holidays, too? Sorry, maybe that’s too far, but when you’re talking about Farrah, one can’t be sure of anything. Back to her new book, Abraham has received major backlash from critics who claimed (nay, assumed) that she hired a ghostwriter for the sexy series. Farrah Abraham states that this is simply not the case here. Farrah Abraham Celebrity Sex Tape Photos Open Slideshow 1. Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making Cover Farrah Abraham on the cover of her new book, Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making. View As List 1. Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making Cover Farrah Abraham on the cover of her new book, Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making. 2. Farrah Abraham Lingerie Photograph Farrah Abraham rocking lingerie like a BOSS in a photo shoot for her new book. 3. Farrah Abraham: Celebrity Sex Tape in the Making Farrah Abraham on the cover of Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making. It’s the first installment of her erotic trilogy. 4. Farrah’s Bedroom Antics Farrah Abraham invites you into her bedroom. Do you accept the invite? 5. Farrah Abraham ‘Celebrity Sex Tape’ Photo Farrah Abraham in a promotional photo for her new Celebrity Sex Tape book trilogy. 6. Celebrity Sex Tape Author Farrah Abraham is about to publish her first erotic novel Celebrity Sex Tape. Here’s a pic from the Ellora’s Cave shoot. 7. Farrah Cleavage Photograph Farrah Abraham shows some cleavage in a photo shoot for her erotic romance novel. 8. Farrah Abraham Photo Shoot Farrah Abraham in a photo shoot for her upcoming novel, Celebrity Sex Tape. 9. Gettin’ All Dolled Up Farrah Abraham in a photo shoot for her erotic romance novel. 10. Prepping Farrah Farrah Abraham behind the scenes of her photo shoot for her erotic novel Celebrity Sex Tape. 11. Sexy Photo Shoot Behind the Scenes Farrah Abraham’s photo shoot for Celebrity Sex Tape goes behind the scenes. 12. Farrah Abraham From the Reverse Farrah Abraham from a reverse angle as part of the photo shoot for her upcoming novel, Celebrity Sex Tape. 13. Ass(es) Up! Farrah Abraham flips the script on a couple of her male subjects. Sort of literally. 14. Farrah Abraham and Hunk Farrah Abraham and the type of hunk you would assume would be in a photo shoot for her erotic novel with her. 15. Farrah and a Hunk Farrah Abraham and the type of guy you would assume would be in a photo shoot for her erotic romance novel. According to the reality star, she would NEVER hire professional writing help to tell a story so personal, no matter how passionately dirty it might be. “There were no ghost writers,” the Teen Mom star says. “The story and words all came from my imagination.” Imagination is probably a strong word, considering that Vivid wants to silence her , fearing she will reveal trade secrets under the guise of thinly veiled fiction. She’s also referred to Celebrity Sex Tape as “therapeutic” because it mimicked her life … plus we’re not sure if she lacks the brain capacity to be super inventive. Just saying. Ghostwriting exists with her in mind. Farrah Abraham Talks Celebrity Sex Tape
Timelapse videos are all the rage on the Internet. There was this cool one of a wife’s pregnancy that featured an original song by her husband; and also this one of a homeless man turning around his appearance/life. Now, along these same lines, a Netherlands native named Frans Hofmeester has released a video online that is spliced together from footage he shot over the first 14 years of his daughter’s life so far. The touching footage beings with clips of little Lotte crying, dribbling and even being sick as a newborn baby… and by the end she has morphed into a teenager with makeup. This is well worth four minutes of your time: Father-Daughter Timelapse Video
In a telling interview, Jahna Sebastian recently argued that her daughter, Nicole, was not the reason for Swizz’s split from Mashonda because she made sure that she did not reveal that she’d given birth to Swizz’s child until after the troubled couple announced their divorce. Many still had questions regarding the logic behind Jahna’s decision, what prompted her to even sleep with a married man and how she can say that things are “all good” with the producer’s now-ex-wife. We were recently given the opportunity to chat with Jahna, who offered answers to some of your burning questions. Read Jahna’s full exclusive interview with Madame Noire HERE .
When you crush a little kid’s brains, it’s time to step away from the bottle. Woman Runs Over Girl’s Head While Drunk According to Raw Story: A 26-year-old North Carolina woman is in jail for allegedly running over a 10-month-old girl’s head while driving drunk, WGHP-TV reported on Thursday. Stormie Vancil was charged with felony serious injury with a vehicle and driving while impaired for the incident early Wednesday morning in the emergency room parking lot at the Alamance Regional Medical Center. Vancil was allegedly driving through the parking lot as Melissa Flynn was placing the other victim, her daughter Aubrey, in a stroller. The suspect’s arrest warrant stated that her car’s tires “rolled over and on top” of the infant’s head, while Flynn was knocked off of the hood of Vancil’s car. “Is there any way I can ask for a bond reduction so I can make arrangements for my children?” Vancil asked Judge Kathryn Overby during her court appearance on Wednesday. “‘Cause my husband is also getting locked up.” The Burlington Times-News reported that police suspected Vancil was driving a male passenger to the hospital for treatment, but no members of her family had been admitted for treatment as of Wednesday. Her husband, who was not identified, was in court facing charges in a separate case. Flynn was treated and released from Alamance on Wednesday. Her daughter was transferred via helicopter to UNC Hospital in Chapel Hill. She was listed in stable condition as of Thursday night. Vancil’s bond request will be taken up during another court appearance on Friday. WHAT THE HELL?!?! How drunk was this dumb beyotch? And she is asking for a BOND reduction?!?! Shutterstock Continue reading →
The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is set for May 24 in Paris. That is all we know for certain about the wildly anticipated nuptials. But a few new rumors are making their way around the Internet, highlighted by the alleged cost per guest: $75,000! Seriously! Kimye Wedding to Cost A LOT As for who might be included on that guest list? Oprah Winfrey, Ryan Seacrest, Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith, Beyonce and Jay Z are among those supposedly set to receive invitations. No real surprises there. Kim and Kanye will likely to be licensing their wedding photos for profit, meaning these famous folks will be asked to turn in their cameras/phones to ensure nothing leaks to the media. This was an issue, of course, during the Kanye West proposal , as the couple has actually filed a lawsuit against someone who released footage online without their consent. 27 Kute and Kuddly Kimye Photos Open Slideshow 1. Kim and Kanye on a Motorcycle Kim Kardashian sort of gets it on with Kanye West in this music video still. She’s topless! View As List 1. Kim and Kanye on a Motorcycle Kim Kardashian sort of gets it on with Kanye West in this music video still. She’s topless! 2. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Pose Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here at the family Christmas party. Looks like fun! 3. Smiling Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Kanye West and Kim Kardashian seem very happy together in this photo. They love each other a lot. 4. Kim-Kanye Wedding Cover The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is on hold, people! Will they ever make it down the aisle? 5. Engaged Kimye! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West make their first public showing here since getting engaged. We are so very happy for them. 6. Kimye in Action Kim Kardashian and Kanye West out and about. Nice hat, Kim? 7. Kim and Kanye, Engaged! Smile, Kim and Kanye! This GIF takes place not long after the couple got engaged. 8. Kim with Kanye They’re official! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged on the former’s 33rd birthday. 9. Kim and Kanye Abroad Kim Kardashian holds the hand of her man in this photo. She and Kanye West are doing quite well. 10. A Kimye Moment Kanye West walks with Kim Kardashian in this photo. The two really do seem to be in love. 11. Kim Kardashian West Kim Kardashian West would be a great married name someday, don’t you think? 12. Kim, Cleavage, Kanye Check out that cleavage! Kim Kardashian is unafraid to show it all off in this picture. 13. Attending Fashion Week Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are in Paris for this picture. They are attending Fashion Week. 14. Totally Kimye It’s Kimye! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West go for a stroll in this picture, prior to the former giving birth. 15. Kimye Moment Kim Kardashian says she’s an especially big fan of this photo. It is awfully romantic, huh? 16. Parents of North West Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are the proud parents of North. Really! That is their daughter’s name! 17. Kanye Kardashian Kanye West should take Kim Kardashian’s last name, because he’s basically her ball and chain now. 18. Kimye Photograph Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have named their baby girl North. Yes … North West. 19. Kim, Ye Picture Kim and Kanye at the MET Gala. Looking HOT as ever. 20. Kanye West Birthday Collage Kim Kardashian posted this collage on Instagram in recognition of Kanye West turning 36. It’s very sweet. 21. Kimye Sighting Is Kanye West having second thoughts about Kim Kardashian? We certainly would be. 22. Kim Kardashian and Kanye Photograph Kim Kardashian and Kanye out and about in SoHo. Cute couple. 23. Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Photograph Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Paris. Are the two planning on getting married? 24. Kimye in NYC Kanye West holds the hand of Kim Kardashian in this photo. They are hanging out in NYC. 25. Kim Kardashian and Kanye K. Kanye West is all smiles here with Kim Kardashian. We think he doesn’t realize what he has gotten himself into. 26. Kim Kardashian and Ye Kim Kardashian looks like her usual plastic self in this photo. She’s seated alongside Kanye West. 27. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Magazine Cover Kim Kardashian and Kanye West simulate sex on the cover of this French magazine. That’s… romantic? We guess? Guests will have to go through extensive security, even most of Kim and Kanye’s celebrity friends,” an insider tells The Sun, adding: “Mobile devices will be held at a secure location and if someone needs to use theirs during the wedding, accommodations will be made, but a long way away from the festivities.” There’s a potential obstacle to the event, however, and it’s not the any Kimye prenuptial agreement . The wedding will take place during last weekend of the Cannes Film Festival, but Kanye believes everyone will gladly attend his festivities over that gathering. “When his assistants try to explain that some people aren’t going to show, he won’t listen,” a source tells Heat magazine. He’s going to be quite shocked when the day comes and half the names aren’t there.”
When Miley Cyrus isn’t busy smoking weed with Wiz Khalifa , she occasionally gets down to writing and recording music. And some of it is pretty good. The Dixie Chicks: Wrecking Ball Cover Take Miley’s hit “Wrecking Ball,” for example. The singer’s breakup ballad tore up the charts when it was released in August and now a country-fied cover version by the Dixie Chicks is going viral and wowing YouTubers. You may remember the Dixie Chicks, George W. Bush controversy from several years back, and while the band has been flying low on most folks’ radar since then, it seems they’re still drawing crowds and taking country music to interesting new places. Miley may be closer to the hip-hop world these days, but as the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus, she’s no stranger to country. Maybe she’ll join the Chicks on stage at some and help them re-imagine “We Can’t Stop” or “Party In the USA.” Okay, probably not, but at least she know she’s got some fans amongst older musicians. Just a few months ago, Miley was best known for dropping jaws during the VMAs. Now, against all odds, she’s actually beginning to gain as much attention for her work as for tongue-wagging antics.
Farrah Abraham has just announced a new erotic romance trilogy. You cannot make this stuff up. Its title? Celebrity Sex Tape. We are dead serious. The novels are loosely based on Abraham’s own rise to stardom and the recent scandal that put the Teen Mom under intense public scrutiny in 2013. By “scandal,” the publisher means the Farrah Abraham porn movie she signed up to do and tried to pass off as a leaked private sex tape. Just FYI. Book One: In The Making is due out in July 2014. Cannot. WAIT. “In The Making reveals the truth about ‘being in the limelight’ as a young celebrity,” Abraham says. “Writing this series was like therapy for me.” “Fallon’s story follows what I’ve gone through recently, much of it witnessed and misunderstood by the public,” she adds, seemingly without irony. “Book One is an entertaining and sexually charged novel, but it’s also an inside look at the underside of being a reality TV star that everyone else can relate to.” Girl knows a thing or two about the underside, no question about it. Previously, the Teen Mom star has released a New York Times bestseller, memoir My Teenage Dream Ended, which sold more than 500,000 copies. More recently, Abraham was a cast member on VH1 Couples Therapy , where she lied about being drugged and raped while promoting her sex tape. 21 Freaky Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Stills Open Slideshow 1. Farrah 2: Backdoor and More Pic Farrah Abraham in a still photo from Backdoor and More. As you can tell we’ve cropped it for obvious reasons. View As List 1. Farrah 2: Backdoor and More Pic Farrah Abraham in a still photo from Backdoor and More. As you can tell we’ve cropped it for obvious reasons. 2. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Cover Farrah Abraham’s sex tape cover. Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom. Classy title. 3. Farrah Abraham Topless Pic This is a still from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. She says it’s about more than just “anal.” 4. Farrah Sex Tape Image A photo of Farrah Abraham from her sex tape. 5. Farrah Sex Tape Shot A shot from Farrah Abraham’s sex tape. Lovely. 6. Farrah Sex Tape Photo A scene from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. A lovely one, too. 7. Farrah Abraham in Bed Another nice picture released by Vivid for Farrah Abraham’s sex tape. She looks like she’s having fun. 8. Farrah Abraham and James Deen Farrah Abraham and James Deen share a passionate sex tape kiss. These two are so in love, you can tell. 9. Farrah Abraham Underwear Photo Farrah Abraham in a pic from her sex tape. She’s getting ready to do her thing. 10. Farrah Abraham O-Face Farrah Abraham screaming for more from James Deen in her sex tape. 11. Farrah Abraham Showering Farrah Abraham in the shower, getting ready for some sex tape fun. 12. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Pic Farrah Abraham in a graphic still photo from her sex tape. Wow. 13. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Photo Farrah Abraham in a still photo from her sex tape. Yikes. 14. Farrah 2: Backdoor and More Photo Farrah Abraham is back with Farrah 2: Backdoor and More. This is a shot from her sex tape, the sequel. 15. Farrah Abraham Naked Farrah Abraham nude in a new photo from part two of her sex tape. 16. Farrah Abraham Nude Farrah Abraham gets nude and taken for a ride by James Deen in a photo from her sex tape sequel. 17. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape GIF A quality GIF from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. Assist to James Deen for the quote. 18. Best Farrah Abraham GIF Farrah Abraham says it all in this GIF. It just says it all, people. 19. James Deen Does Farrah Abraham Farrah Abraham in her sex tape sequel, Backdoor & More, with James Deen. It looks like he’s going front door up in here. 20. Farrah Sex Tape 2 Photo Farrah Abraham in a still photo from her sex tape sequel, Backdoor & More. By the title we have no idea what the tape could contain. 21. Farrah 2: Sex Tape Sequel Pic Farrah Abraham in her sex tape sequel. Backdoor & More features … you get the idea. In The Making introduces readers to budding celeb Fallon Opal. When rumors begin circulating that Fallon has a sex tape, scandal erupts and the world’s top media outlets are on the hunt for a story relentlessly. Sound familiar? Where did she come up with that plot … Millions of people want to know the details, and the whirlwind sweeps Fallon into a struggle between living her own life and delivering what “they” expect. But Fallon isn’t all she appears to be. Her lonely lifestyle has led to a dirty mind and she aches for a human touch, time and time again. Deep stuff. Celebrity Sex Tape is being released by Ellora’s Cave, the world’s first and foremost publisher of erotic romance. Will you be picking up a copy?! Yes. I bet they’re really exceptional. Maybe. Call it morbid curiosity. No. Are you serious? View Poll » Classic Farrah Abraham quotes we hope to see in the books: 15 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time Open Slideshow 1. Mom of the Year [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing. View As List [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing. Permalink: Mom of the Year Added: February 18, 2014 1. Mom of the Year [On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing. I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex … to me it’s kind of the same thing because both things are intimate. Permalink: Sex Tape vs. Teen Mom Added: February 18, 2014 2. Sex Tape vs. Teen Mom I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having… I feel like if I can’t show my true self, and if I can’t explore who I am, then it would be lying to myself and I would stunt my growth. So if I feel like opening up a restaurant, opening up a gentlemen’s club, opening up a children’s clothing store, and doing songs, books, everything that I feel like doing, I’m going to do it. It suits me well. Permalink: It Suits Her Added: February 18, 2014 3. It Suits Her I feel like if I can’t show my true self, and if I can’t explore who I am, then it would be lying to myself and I would stunt my growth…. I’m young, I’m 22, and I’m a single mom. On the flip side, I’m a very good mom. I work very hard. I’m probably one of the best parents you’re ever gonna meet. That’s who I am. Permalink: I Work HARD Added: February 18, 2014 4. I Work HARD I’m young, I’m 22, and I’m a single mom. On the flip side, I’m a very good mom. I work very hard. I’m probably one of the best parents… I just want to bring great prices and better products to the world and be creative all at the same time, and I think that’s what I’m good at business-wise. That’s Farrah. If you know me, that’s me. Permalink: Better Products Added: February 18, 2014 5. Better Products I just want to bring great prices and better products to the world and be creative all at the same time, and I think that’s what I’m good… Against all odds of everybody else telling me not to sell it, not to do it or whatever – it was already out, it was already going to be out there for free, so I made a business deal out of it. I’m smart, and I’m happy that I did that. Permalink: Smart Business Woman Added: February 18, 2014 6. Smart Business Woman Against all odds of everybody else telling me not to sell it, not to do it or whatever – it was already out, it was already going to be… I am not a porn star, I’m going to be done doing adult gentlemen’s clubs and exotica expos soon you know. At first I loved doing that, meeting new fans that appreciated me as being on Teen Mom and having a sex video that was out. Now I feel like it’s gotten too far and I just kinda want to be done with that. I think going out and doing some of these things are fun, but when it gets to a point when it’s not fun, it’s more distracting, I’m not about that anymore. Permalink: I’m Not a Porn Star! Added: February 18, 2014 7. I’m Not a Porn Star! I am not a porn star, I’m going to be done doing adult gentlemen’s clubs and exotica expos soon you know. At first I loved doing that,… ) #XXX I KNOW WHAT’S OUT. Don’t talk to me about it! Thanks Permalink: Don’t Talk About the Sex Tape! Added: February 18, 2014 8. Don’t Talk About the Sex Tape! ) #XXX You’re very close with [fans], so in that aspect, in that light, I think it’s only helped me be more honest and a hardworking person because I have more going on than my personal life, I have a professional life. So that’s how I feel about that. Permalink: True Professional Added: February 18, 2014 9. True Professional You’re very close with [fans], so in that aspect, in that light, I think it’s only helped me be more honest and a hardworking person… [On James Deen] I don’t need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say. He should really just get out of the porn industry because things have gotten to his head, he disrespects women, and his penis is small. I haven’t seen many but his definitely was not big. Permalink: James Deen Sucks! Added: February 18, 2014 10. James Deen Sucks! [On James Deen] I don’t need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say. He should really just get out of the… [To Charlie Sheen] You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting lash out towards my body and my relationship with my daughter which each are both the epitome of perfection. Permalink: Take That, Charlie Sheen Added: February 18, 2014 11. Take That, Charlie Sheen [To Charlie Sheen] You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting… Knowing my sex tape was out there for everyone in the world to see… was overwhelming, I wanted to hide my face and not go out or pick up my phone. Permalink: Overwhelmed Added: February 18, 2014 12. Overwhelmed Knowing my sex tape was out there for everyone in the world to see… was overwhelming, I wanted to hide my face and not go out or pick… [Also on her DUI arrest] I was drinking throughout the night but I was just getting drinks from friends and I was not really trying to drink. Permalink: Not TRYING to Drink Added: February 18, 2014 13. Not TRYING to Drink [Also on her DUI arrest] I was drinking throughout the night but I was just getting drinks from friends and I was not really trying to… [On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone’s life. Permalink: .147 BAC = Safe Added: February 18, 2014 14. .147 BAC = Safe [On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone’s life. Jenelle [Evans] has all the potential to turn her negatives into a positive like I have. Permalink: Farrah vs. Jenelle Added: February 18, 2014 15. Farrah vs. Jenelle Jenelle [Evans] has all the potential to turn her negatives into a positive like I have.
If there’s anything Farrah Abraham has been honest about, it’s her passion for going under the knife early and often. Still … what the HECK is up here. Farrah has definitely gotten some more lip injections, and while less invasive than some of the previous work she’s had done, it’s hilariously over-the-top. Wow. Those lips were made for … we don’t even know, THGers. That Blow Pop does not stand a CHANCE against ’em, though. This gives new meaning to her “Blowin'” music video , doesn’t it? Okay, sorry. We’ll stop. It’s just … look at her face, people! Again, she’s certainly not trying to hide anything – she’s even open to her daughter getting plastic surgery – but this becoming a cause for concern. Farrah Abraham , at one point, was a genuinely pretty girl. But her insecurities, daddy issues, or whatever’s driving this have made her unrecognizable. Is she full on addicted to surgery? We wouldn’t be surprised. It’s sad, really, no matter how much she has perfected her puckering up pose. Things just keep getting freakier by the day in the World of Farrah … 23 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics Open Slideshow 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. View As List 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Farrah Abraham Bends Over Farrah Abraham is seen here bending over … just like she does on camera in a different sense. 3. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying. 4. Farrah Abraham Mullet Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it’s her job. What a great look for her honestly. 5. Farrah Abraham Topless Image Farrah Abraham topless and having her crotch molded for a custom sex tape. No clue why she has to be topless for this but whatever. 6. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape GIF A quality GIF from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. Assist to James Deen for the quote. 7. Farrah Abraham Swimsuit Photo Farrah Abraham and her epically fake boobs model a hilariously fake swimsuit. HOT! 8. Farrah Sex Tape Photo A scene from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. A lovely one, too. 9. Farrah Abraham and James Deen Farrah Abraham and James Deen share a passionate sex tape kiss. These two are so in love, you can tell. 10. Farrah Abraham O-Face Farrah Abraham screaming for more from James Deen in her sex tape. 11. Farrah Abraham Girl-on-Girl Farrah Abraham drinking and wearing lingerie and making out with someone else wearing lingerie. Good. Times. 12. Farrah Abraham and Daughter This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos. 13. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery Nice face. 14. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be. 15. Farrah Abraham Bent Over Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time. 16. Farrah Abraham With Breast Implants Yup. There they are. And those breast implants will soon find their way inside Farrah Abraham. 17. Farrah Abraham Cries Very familiar. She doesn’t cry pretty either. 18. Farrah Abraham Crying A familiar sight. 19. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot We can’t stop either. 20. Farrah Abraham: Freaky Face! Seriously, WTF is going on with her face? 21. Farrah Abraham Naked Come hither? Please, please no … 22. Farrah Abraham Lips Photo Farrah Abraham’s lips are off the proverbial chain in this photo. What did she have done with them? Does that Blow Pop stand a chance?! 23. Farrah Abraham: Celeburty! Farrah Abraham is a celeburty. She is great at spelling. And having sex on camera.
It is all over for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. In shocking news coming just days after the couple landed its first-ever Vogue spread , Kim has released a statement on Facebook saying she and ‘Ye will always be friends, but… “We’re just too different,” according to the reality star. “I live and breathe for the paparazzi and Kanye has trouble walking by a cameraman without punching him in the face.” She does make a point there. With the Kimye wedding previously set for May 24 in Paris, Kim added that she’s afraid of getting divorced for a third time and would rather cut the cord now. Just the idea of going through those legal machinations again? “I just can’t,” Kim wrote. “It was embarrassing enough after I got married [to Kris Humphries] on national television and then ended that relationship after 72 days. What if I’m just not the marrying type?” 27 Kute and Kuddly Kimye Photos Open Slideshow 1. Kim and Kanye on a Motorcycle Kim Kardashian sort of gets it on with Kanye West in this music video still. She’s topless! View As List 1. Kim and Kanye on a Motorcycle Kim Kardashian sort of gets it on with Kanye West in this music video still. She’s topless! 2. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Pose Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here at the family Christmas party. Looks like fun! 3. Smiling Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Kanye West and Kim Kardashian seem very happy together in this photo. They love each other a lot. 4. Kim-Kanye Wedding Cover The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is on hold, people! Will they ever make it down the aisle? 5. Engaged Kimye! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West make their first public showing here since getting engaged. We are so very happy for them. 6. Kimye in Action Kim Kardashian and Kanye West out and about. Nice hat, Kim? 7. Kim and Kanye, Engaged! Smile, Kim and Kanye! This GIF takes place not long after the couple got engaged. 8. Kim with Kanye They’re official! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged on the former’s 33rd birthday. 9. Kim and Kanye Abroad Kim Kardashian holds the hand of her man in this photo. She and Kanye West are doing quite well. 10. A Kimye Moment Kanye West walks with Kim Kardashian in this photo. The two really do seem to be in love. 11. Kim Kardashian West Kim Kardashian West would be a great married name someday, don’t you think? 12. Kim, Cleavage, Kanye Check out that cleavage! Kim Kardashian is unafraid to show it all off in this picture. 13. Attending Fashion Week Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are in Paris for this picture. They are attending Fashion Week. 14. Totally Kimye It’s Kimye! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West go for a stroll in this picture, prior to the former giving birth. 15. Kimye Moment Kim Kardashian says she’s an especially big fan of this photo. It is awfully romantic, huh? 16. Parents of North West Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are the proud parents of North. Really! That is their daughter’s name! 17. Kanye Kardashian Kanye West should take Kim Kardashian’s last name, because he’s basically her ball and chain now. 18. Kimye Photograph Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have named their baby girl North. Yes … North West. 19. Kim, Ye Picture Kim and Kanye at the MET Gala. Looking HOT as ever. 20. Kanye West Birthday Collage Kim Kardashian posted this collage on Instagram in recognition of Kanye West turning 36. It’s very sweet. 21. Kimye Sighting Is Kanye West having second thoughts about Kim Kardashian? We certainly would be. 22. Kim Kardashian and Kanye Photograph Kim Kardashian and Kanye out and about in SoHo. Cute couple. 23. Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Photograph Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Paris. Are the two planning on getting married? 24. Kimye in NYC Kanye West holds the hand of Kim Kardashian in this photo. They are hanging out in NYC. 25. Kim Kardashian and Kanye K. Kanye West is all smiles here with Kim Kardashian. We think he doesn’t realize what he has gotten himself into. 26. Kim Kardashian and Ye Kim Kardashian looks like her usual plastic self in this photo. She’s seated alongside Kanye West. 27. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Magazine Cover Kim Kardashian and Kanye West simulate sex on the cover of this French magazine. That’s… romantic? We guess? With West so often on the road, Kim says she’s scared to be a single mom, but she will rely on her siblings and her well-paid assistants to help raise little Nori. “It’s better to end things now with Kanye instead of waiting until Nori has real memories of her father,” Kim added. “I went back and listed to Yeezus and… wow.” “Who would want one’s child to associate her dad with some of those lyrics?!?” More good questions she raises. No word yet from Kanye in response to this unexpected breakup, or from any other members of Kim’s family. And for good reason, too: We made it up! APRIL FOOL’S, everyone!!!!!
